- Man goes berserk at Burger King that ran out of french fries
- Man makes up car-on-fire story after locking keys inside
- Rodent found inside Christmas turkey
- High IQ cuts women's marriage prospects
- Divorced man ordered to pay dog maintenance
- Chewing gum for dogs
- Snow Job?
- Timing is everything for this family
- This Goose was no Chicken!
- Thieves take brain remote control
- Thieves prefer coffee to cars
- Man stakes claim on clouds
- Man sues for 2.5 million/Fear Factor rats disgusted him
- Robber returns for directions
- Wal-Mart Greeter Fired
- Stray hippo finds unlikely new mother
- Parents go to detention
- It's a Boy as China Marks 1.3 Billionth Person
- Man fails attempted Chainsaw Suicide
- School evacuates all students ~ except 2, in wheelchairs
- Man divorces wife before claiming lotto prize
- Man impersonates cop..... but oops, pulls over a real one!
- Umm... can I pay for this house in all nickels?
- Honest garbage men return cash
- Deformed bear or prankster is freaking out hikers
- Death by Briquette
- Woman tries to dig up husband's grave
- Preacher dies right after saying "when I go to heaven"
- Husband won't listen? Talk to a rat....
- Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle
- Ann McDonald delivers baby AT MCDONALDS
- Holiday leaves tourist without a leg to stand on
- 'Croc saved me from tsunami'
- If you're not going #1 or #2, no public restroom privacy for you
- Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
- Obscene phone caller operated out of hospital waiting room
- Prince Harry 'sorry' about Nazi costume
- Low scoring, very dull high school basketball game ends at 5-2
- "Ghost" jailed for haunting castle - you have to read
- Listerine Drinker Arrested for DUI
- Bank ordered to pay robbery victim
- Pot smoking granny arrested
- Mr Little Penis gives up
- Shepherd drove drunk sheep home
- Noisy afternoon lovemaking no cause for eviction, landlord says
- After months of complaints, cops finally catch up to naked jogger
- Sheep's brain ends up in salad-dressing
- Middle Schools Career Day speaker touts merits of stripping, large breasts
- "Crazy for you" Teddybear in straightjacket unpopular with mental health advocates
- Couple married for 70 years have only had one fight
- Pair arrested after telling lawyer jokes
- "Jury Pool From Hell"
- Man didn't notice nail gun injury
- Woman Gives Birth To Giant Baby
- Man spray paints restaurants he didn't like
- Man accused of theft claims doorknob obsession
- Class ring that went down toilet in '79 is returned to man
- Woman bins dead dad to draw his pension
- Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll
- Man commits autodecapitation
- Gymnastics stunt on hotel balcony leaves woman dead
- Fish with human face
- Lucky the Lottery Chicken ~ luck has run out
- Parachutist goes into labour in mid-air
- 19th century British golfer predicted future — or part of it — in novel
- Dog Has Record Litter Of 24 Puppies
- Judge arrested for exposing himself during trials
- TN. Senator Says He Keeps Two Families
- "Masked" man with laser pointer robs doughnut shop
- Man fakes chest pains to get free meals
- Man who missed tsunami by canceling plans dies in avalanche
- Man who claims Elvis is father now wants a little less conversation
- Student cooks pet store animals and serves them at school
- Identical Twins have Identical Drivings tests results
- Robbery suspect arrested after asking victim out on a date
- Man found after weeks in cave
- Husband Commits Suicide, Then Wife Wakes from Coma
- French kissing can be so dirty
- Two-headed lamb born in China
- Examiner Finds Man Breathing in Morgue
- Dogs audition for Broadway musical
- The dark side of Mr. Potato Head
- "Whorehouse Days" Festival Denounced
- Holy Cow Manure
- Killer Biscuits
- Man Drinks beer - pees out of avalanche
- Doris Day ~ Big Breasts of Passion
- July 9th 2005
- At 87, she shovels for others
- Stripper Wins Damages After Tiger Attack
- Tailor made Condoms
- Govt: Prostitute or lose benefits!
- Bored boy triggers terror alert at airport in Norway
- Hen produces 'spoon shaped' egg
- Patients had to wait for croc
- How not to test a hand grenade...
- Mobile phones for dogs
- Queer Beer
- Costa Rican Men face jail for chatting up women
- "Kidnapped" Soldier Actually a Toy?
- Man bites off brother's finger in fight
- SF Man Awarded $15.6 Million For Being Unknowing Coffee Label Model
- Dummer Officials Want To Change School Name
- mermaid baby
- Masked man helps neighbors dig out
- Texan held for cutting pacemaker from mother's body
- GROW your own furniture!!!
- Man finds human leg in funeral home bag
- Girls give away cookies; get sued
- Lost in the Woods
- Problems found with boy's numerical name 'Jake 2.0'
- when is a bird not a bird?
- Fast-food shop owner takes off, employees take over
- Man bitten by his pet... Rhinoceros VIPER.
- One way to solve a problem
- Cyber Love Ends In Divorce
- Man stages his own complicated attack
- A nice place to live, but ...
- Saggy Pants = High Fine
- Odd Right to Die Case
- Rapper Houston Gouges Own Eye Out
- highlights of 2004 courtroom antics
- Who are you?
- Does your underwear show?
- Elizabeth Taylor's Painting
- Disgruntled Taco Bell Customer tosses chalupa at employee
- Florida man charged with biting head off pet parrot at party
- Woman rips off testicles with bare hands
- 'Body Worlds' exhibit is for real
- Woman says she found a grasshopper in her spinach
- Mating Devils = porn?
- 100 drunken birds + a big glass window = carnage
- Gay penguins won't go straight
- Canadians riot at Ikea grand opening
- Some NJ Residents advised to their boil water (yuck)
- Rugby Fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate win
- Police make drug bust at toddler's party
- Tom Sizemore fails drug test....
- Homebake cookies caused chaos?
- Who can tell you what to drink or not to drink?
- Actor fails drug test with fake penis
- Official: Son Mistakes Parents' Sex For Domestic Abuse
- internet suicide?
- Bus Driver Urges Kids To Act Up
- Couple's $7,200 Super Bowl trip ends up being a nightmare
- Kwik! This is a robri!
- Who put the d**k on the snowman?
- Bible's Lighter Side
- GRANNY gets her GUN... shoots off the pricks D*CKS!
- just looking for a place to sleep
- Teammates Fill Gatorade Bottle With Urine
- Brain dead inmate released from custody-CA
- police chief finds man playing Beethoven in his home
- Wild Turkeys Preying On Ohio State Troopers
- Dog Busts Owner
- Plywood patrol car stolen
- art night at nudie club
- flatulent footwear
- Teacher Allegedly Makes Boy Spray Self With Lysol
- attempted jail break-in
- Driver's Training Outing Ends Inside Mall
- Man escapes serious injury after lit cigarette ignites vehicle
- One way to evict tenants
- Finally some good news
- Duct-taped woman delivered to sheriff's
- Lawyer guilty of computer tampering
- Surgeons remove baby's "second" head...
- Mistakenly Freed Inmate
- Trashed lottery ticket wins finder $100,000
- Man's genitals flushed
- Wedgie gets 2 teens arrested
- Thieves Steal Built-In Swimming Pool
- Man who plead guilty to kiddie porn says it wasn't real
- Man allegedly set fatal fire in order to better see his drugs
- Boy Expelled From School After Wearing Mohawk
- Sheriff's Captain Resigns After Second DUI Charge
- New car to take on Knight Rider
- Saturday Night Fever dancefloor for sale
- Ananova: Russell says no to showing his willy
- TX-Toddler nearly chokes with dog chain
- Michael Lohan threatened to kill family
- Prosecutor Streaks Into The Wrong Car!
- Burglars Summon Police When They Lose Keys
- Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy
- Woman saves sperm from ex-lover and has baby,now he's sueing her.
- Watch where you sit
- For cat lovers
- Parents warned baby swings may trigger a dog attack
- Road Kill Candy!
- Rapper Makes Video While In Jail, Sheriff Furious
- Food Fight Lands Students In Trouble With Law
- Pray For Chuck!!!
- WI Man has sex with COWS!
- Elderly Couple Accused of Selling Pot
- Teachers REFUSE To Give Homework
- Man rushed to the hospital after pet skunk bites his penis
- Cat finds it's way home after being dumped in the everglades
- Man, 78, is dying to know who's sending him mystery cards
- Kangaroo captured in snowstorm just the beginning of mystery
- Worlds most expensive tea bag
- Toy Olympics
- Breast size determines personality
- Medicines Made From Cow Urine and Dung
- Another Celebrity marriage down the toilet
- Woman wants divorce from smelly husband!
- Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip Atop Car
- Prescription Glasses For Pets
- Sex Life Gets 'Lift' With Vaginal Surgery
- big pet pig
- Chimp Attack
- More eBay Craziness: "famous" Implants for Sale!
- Colorado Man Tasered Over Stolen Salad
- Does YOUR COW hold a grudge?
- six legged frog
- 8-Year-Old Arrested After Alleged Tantrum
- Woman Needed Ride, Took Cop Car
- Female transient allegedly wrestles naked with dog
- Surveillance video released of bizarre attack at Wal-Mart
- Woman, 92, is rescued after being impaled on a bathtub faucet
- Transfer to zoo goes really badly for Bubba the lobster
- Police babysit while witness heads to court
- Police Who Rescued Men Bill Them 'For Being Ignorant'
- Woman Arrested Over $0.96 City Tax Bill
- Man doesn't realize war memorbilia is Live grenade
- Construction Worker Shoots Himself in Eye
- Officer Accidentally Stuns Partner With Taser
- Mother: Son Suspended Because She Wouldn't Spank Him
- Knife in Skull Proves a Headache
- Police Sergeant Was Intoxicated In Crash
- N.J. Lawmakers Want Official Tomato
- 21-Year-Old Man Dies After Winning Tequila-Drinking Contest
- Clinton Sleeps On Floor So Elder Bush Can Have Bed
- One-hundred-four year old Chinese woman faces deportation
- OOPS:Officials Find Meth Lab During Fire Run
- Veterinarians sue over ban on animal declawing
- Animal Cruelty Case
- Coach Licks Player's Blood
- Come back later
- An Awful Tragedy! 27 students die after eating snack..
- Know thy neighbor
- Body of 107-year-old found
- Only in Arkansas ...
- Ex-Dentist May Face Charges in Semen Case
- Man Gets Apology From Police As They Return His Marijuana
- "Scrappy" Girl Escapes Abductor, Sex Offender
- Rains Bring Life to Death Valley
- Clerk foils robbery by laughing at crook's Pluto dog mask
- Man charged with assault on sheep
- Grandma unknowingly drives bank Heist Getaway car
- Dog's family demands $740,000