- Woman wants more than $100,000 after her beloved cat is killed
- Mick Jagger's Daughter in Sex Tape
- Kitten Born With Two Faces
- Florida Toilet Paper Tax
- Madonna Sued for Sexual Harasement
- Violent sexual predators wander "staggering drunk" at state facility
- Bottled water....... for Dogs
- 30 Muslim workers fired for praying on job at Dell
- Cafe owner uses hot fries to fend off gun-wielding robber
- Man poses as mother for two years to get pension
- Man with two penises loses wife
- 'The girl who makes your ears ring'
- Doctors remove wedding ring from penis
- Chihuahua adopts chick
- Man cuts off, eats own penis
- Perv Busted After Willy Wash Incident
- This is NOT a PENIS story.... 18" Dog swallows 16" stick
- Media barred from Charles and Camilla's wedding.
- Man wants the right to have his eyes closed in license photo
- Webster's dictionary adds additional definition for "wedgie"
- Teen burglar says he learned a lot by watching "CSI"
- Sex Doll sparks bomb alert
- "Tipsy" Vanity Plate Bad News
- Police Chief Charged With DUI Twice in One Day
- THIS IS MY NEW HOME.... all welcome
- Robber uses banana as weapon
- $10,000 Haircut
- Fake pill gives man a HARD time
- And u thought the guy with the ring was stupid
- Supernatural Beings causing Prison deaths
- yoohoo BLUECLOUDS!
- Former Officer Charged for flashing his Banana
- Man loses his memory on his wedding night.
- Husband leaves wife who gave him her kidney.
- Drs. grow micro-penis on man's arm
- Candles that smell like Jesus
- Child Prodigy... KILLS himself.
- out of love for animals
- Five-year-old cuffed and tossed in police car after school tantrum
- Easter Bunny Arrested For Harrassment!
- Judge refuses to marry two first cousins - they promise not to have kids.
- Satan's Image on Turtle Shell *picture*
- Mermaids for hire
- Hairy Stone
- Burned Doll mistaken for injured alien
- Sleepwalker mows lawn naked
- Smuggler insists bears are puppies to Airline staff
- 'Mr. Spock' publishes book of fat bottomed girls
- Erotic Bakery
- Leprechaun robs laundrymat
- 30 Mall of America visitors hung upside down
- Man survives 1000 foot plunge
- Celine calls her audiences sleepy drunks
- Man grows penis on his arm
- Sailed from Cuba in a 1951 TRUCK - picture included
- SNL Penis Nose
- House Stolen Brick-by-Brick
- Woman marries clay pot
- Teacher accused of getting homeless man to take exam for him
- Driver takes sleeping senior citizen instead of corpse to morgue
- Two men eat 350 Easter eggs
- Finger found in Chili
- Penis explodes during sex
- Billy shaves his testicles
- Man has permanent erection
- Student posts unflattering photos of Principal on website
- Prankster Smuggles Art Into Museums
- Sumo World Says 'No Thanks' to Pants
- Sperm whales...
- Waitress sees a familiar face -"Shroud of Turin" in old rag
- Mom trying to prove she was sober arrested for DWI
- Where do I apply?
- Easter Bunny Gets Pummeled by Boy at Mall
- Parents wait all night in freezing weather to enroll kids in preschool
- Mother and daughter found living among more than 100 rats
- Cheating wife gets millions in divorce
- It's not easy being a pudgy pachyderm
- Change Machine spits out hundreds instead of 20's for 6 hours
- Inmates use toenail clippers to attempt escape
- Sex with Cows
- Pole dancing the latest fad
- Shell Shocked ~ family home hit with stray artillery
- Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face
- Grow Your Own Breast Implants???!
- VERY SAD! Man Drowns in 8 inches of Water.
- Boy’s limbs reattached after freak accident
- Deputies arrest Bible-toting, heavily armed motorist
- Feel Good Story ~ $4,500 returned to Maine woman
- commute to school by mule
- Two Charged for Forcibly Tattooing Boy
- Inmate swallowed potential key to freedom
- Chihuahua Terrorizes Ind. Postal Workers
- Poll finds Americans too sleepy for sex
- airport worker takes unexpected trip
- Men swipe house, brick by brick
- National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest.
- Student helps foil robbery attempt with bananas
- Trooper says 'too bad' in response to 911 call
- Death sentence thrown out because of Bible reading jurors
- Homeless man leaves hospital in stolen ambulance
- Doing the Big Mac rap
- Magician's rabbit dissappears during Magic Act
- Anyone loose a FOOT??
- GODDESS WITH 100ft. breasts.... OH MEN
- Officer hiccups to death - he was 33
- Police officer in trouble for ticketing doctor on way to deliver baby
- "You're in a car going off a bridge -- you think you're done"
- First Cousins Cross State Lines To Marry
- Dog Tries To Snuff Out Smoking
- Women Allege Witchcraft Used As Treatment
- Alabama boy drives off in father's truck
- Don't just sit there. . .
- Man receives 'Fecalgram' in the mail.
- Farmer Delivers Calf & Baby in one Day...
- Cereal Lawsuit
- Dog survives for 6 weeks on a cliff
- Skeleton of Boy found stuck in Chimney
- Thief steals bag of poop from woman walking her dog
- Woman disappointed to learn on 106th birthday that she's not 105
- World's longest lecture
- Taxidermist turns pets into pillows
- Accused Of Urinating In New Home
- Police pull guns on woman giving birth
- You found WHAT in my car?
- Twins have surgery to be different
- Woman sexually assulted on Commercial Flight
- DUI suspect eats feces to foil breathalyzer test
- Family eat 20,000 Kit Kats
- Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin stripped of crown after caught standing
- Police arrest jogger who ran with the barest of necessities
- Dead Dogs
- Man Convicted of Tricking Men to Strip
- cleaned out, and cleaned up by a burglar
- Postal Worker Found With Mail From 1996
- Heavy sleeper
- Has the Flower Fairy visited you yet?
- The BBC wants to interview Bob Marley
- Legally Blind Golfer Gets Hole-In-One
- 911? There are body organs laying on the sidewalk
- Woman is informed by federal agency that she's alive
- Woman too drunk to drive gives keys to underage, drunk nephew
- Pay to Pick Idiot's Middle Name
- Stone age porn
- Woman breastfeeds tiger cubs
- 'Left Lane Law'
- False teeth spark murder hunt
- Making Whoopie With the Warden's Wife
- Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Boxers
- Help?
- Someon's stealing horse tails
- Worst Kind of Opportunist
- Can't Wait to Get to Jail!!
- Thieves Chop Off Finger to Steal Car!
- Delivery Man Stuck in Elevator for Three Days
- Court: There's No Constitutional Right To A Lap Dance
- Bookies offer odds on aliens and other mishaps at royal wedding
- Cops aren't buying the artistic value of "art night" at Erotic City
- Burglars call 911
- Gamblers Turn to Pope for Lucky Number
- Parents Blast School's Sex Survey As Pornographic
- Ladies do you want to pee standing up?
- Smelly Money gets man arrested!
- Man defends self claims Incompetence
- Harvard Prof. accused of stealing $hit
- Photographer finds hand in ice
- Not for the squeemish
- Bloodsucking leech spends month up nose
- Enterprising 12 yo student arrested
- Cockroach Control Snafu
- Hacked Highway Sign
- Teacher Makes Girl Unclog Toilet
- Secret Service Guards Mother Duck, Eggs
- Smellavision
- Celibate monk cleared of soliciting Sex
- 12-year-old nabbed for printing $1 bills
- 'Star Trek' Bit Players Cling On
- 28 year old guy in his 11th year of University
- Federal Court Judges discuss peanut butter sandwiches
- Worker gets into passenger's luggage, dresses up in camel costume
- Sheriff goes too far to find letter writer who called him fat
- Suspect's accidental cell phone call tips cops to burglary plot
- Grace Jones kicked off Chunnel train
- Missouri Man Sues Over Sexy Billboard Ban
- Teen wrestles pizza burglar
- Could we all have a moment of silence? For the great loss of Canadian Beer!
- Whose pot is it?
- Woman Bails Out Wrong Man
- Man Waits 30 Years For Revenge..........
- TEACHER disciplined for fight at school!
- Teacher Allegedly Smokes Pot With Students
- Wisconsin may legalize cat hunting
- Alarm Hides From Sleepyheads Who Want To Snooze
- Ga. School Offers Cash Rewards To School Snitches
- Horse Rescued Upside-Down From Ravine
- Home Alone
- US teens snatch keys from limo driver
- 2 pitbulls RESCUE woman!
- Dog saves dog;
- Man reinacts crime.... immediately after his sentencing
- Wayward whale gets lost in New Jersey
- Talk about Rotten Luck! Half blind man shot in good eye
- Indians Charged for Burying Children Alive
- The Pig Olympics!
- Frozen birdies but no polar bears allowed
- Where to house homeless sex offenders: at the DA's house
- Man admits leaving photos of genitals on cars
- Finally, cookies that both dogs and their owners can eat
- Man Reports $2000 Cash Found in Bargain Shirt from Goodwill
- Extra moist KFC
- Man upset with PENILE surgery . . .
- Grandma & her Garden Gnome
- The mother who suckles pet monkey
- Man finds $10,000 in his recently purchased home
- Man claims mouth-to-beak resuscitation in chicken survival story
- Surfer fends off shark attack
- Drunk prankster tragically killed during prank
- Living on "Dork Street" in California
- something to think about before signing the consent form
- WHOLPHIN..... Part Dolphin / Part Whale
- Zoo wants CHIMP to stop smoking
- OMG, look at the name this kid got stuck with!
- Man catches fire during surgery!
- Rubber Ducky you're so fine!
- Size does matter
- Yawn costs $1000
- Mom puts eye up for sale
- LA Attorney moonlights as PORN STAR
- Cross-Dressing Bank Robber
- Teen accused of having BMW stolen so he could get new Bentley
- Charles Manson releases new CD, 4-7
- Finger Finder FINGERED BY SAN JOSE Police
- Officer on Toilet Accidentally Fires Gun
- Mayoral hopeful has his twin brother take his place in a parade
- Brother(44) & Sister(41) charged with incest~ ewwwww!
- Smoking chimpanzee
- Porn replaces Disney from county library
- Do you like salad? Check for a new ingredient.
- Shooting rampage leaves one car deceased
- Hey Officer, can you give me a ride?
- Convicted of Bird Feeding!
- Ah, Love...........?????
- 90 year old saves one kitty from bobcat, feels grief over the one she lost
- Bad luck or bad driving turns into good luck
- Woman ticketed for honking claims it's her right to free speech
- X-ray vision girl amazes scientists
- Hearse has bar and DVD player
- Prince Edward's lonely Royal visit
- Man Finds Skin in Arby's Sandwich
- Letournea child lover wedding to be televised
- Herd of buffalo back home after roaming off range