- Python Tries to Eat Alligator, Explodes
- Exhibit's bare cheek
- Parents forget son, 5, at park
- Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust
- Bank worker leaves IOU letter in the safe
- Man Exposes Self At Restaurant, Sits Down, Eats Patrons' Food
- Idaho Weatherman Stands By Theory Despite National Ridicule
- Visit Alaska 'B4UDIE'
- Teacher Mistakes Boy's Insulin Pump For Phone, Rips It Out
- Religious DVD Mixup
- UFO spotters swap tales
- Dead goose knocks out Swedish hunter
- Robot racing gets under way
- Skimpy Underwear, Ample Commentary
- Beatles heads up for sale
- Man sends fake to take his paternity test
- Pamela Anderson's Stalker . . . serious nutbag!!
- Robotic fish unveiled
- Blind woman recognizes colour by touch
- Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award
- Fishing Injury
- Woman Booted off Plane because of T-Shirt
- Firefighters let home burn
- Fist fight over pacifier, police called
- Funny Picture
- police arrest sex offender after bizarre episode
- Robber unclear on the concept of 'robbery'
- How dumb are you???
- Dane fights for state-funded sex
- How not to take a Paternity Test
- Man humped Camel
- Man In Wheelchair Steals Squad Car
- London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park'
- Skipping 'Oprah' May Have Saved Woman
- Squirrels on crack
- Largest human tooth on record pulled from 4th grader
- Psychic seeks reward for Saddam's capture
- Her Bra Stopped a Bullet!!!!
- School expels children's author for 'crap, poo, fart' talk
- Nine-Year-Old Boy To Swim Alcatraz To S.F.
- Man says he bit into severed finger in custard
- A Vehicle For 'Fido' - what do you think?
- The Ghost of Gourdzilla
- Unicef bombs the Smurfs
- Cambodian couple suck daughter's blood
- Police Find Naked Man Hanging From Ceiling
- The 3500-carat cubic zirconia
- Modern-day chastity belt
- M8k T
- Man enjoys road kill diet
- Cops Looking For $1 Million Bill Counterfeiter
- Elderly Lady fined for walking slowly!
- After-school special
- Police honor poodle that can walk on two legs for promoting road safety
- Man Eats 19 Grilled Cheeses in 10 Minutes
- Visitors flock to see image of dead priest
- Bulge in Python thought to be family's 18 pound cat
- Might want to rethink taking that vacation
- Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police
- Hobbit-like species once existed
- Man With Bow & Arrow Takes Over Train
- Man prefers jail to wife's nagging
- Pot brownies get dad in trouble
- Man in underwear arrested in school
- Giving new meaning to stepping in poo
- Dog Condom Recalled
- Pictures
- Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police
- Man drives off bridge, lands in tree
- Suspect caught by own dog.
- Cow stolen from billboard is found in Chesapeake woods
- Dog mothers baby squirrel that fell from tree
- 39-year-old Arkansas woman gives birth to her 16th child
- Hypnotic bank robber
- Sperm donor must pay maintenance
- Switched at birth babies - no compensation for families who won't switch back
- Musical breast implants
- N.J. License Plate Callers Get Sex Line
- Woman, 79, Gets Probation for Drug Dealing
- Husband Hangs Banner From Highway Asking For Divorce
- Man Arrested After Caught Operating On Vodka-Sedated Pigeon
- Chinese are bowled over by ancient noodles find
- Dispatcher tells 911 caller fire was just fog
- 1000 thngs made of Bamboo
- Ancient sciences hold key to quake prediction
- Addicted to plastic surgery
- N.J. License Plate Callers Get Sex Line
- Man's House Found Filled With 300 Birds
- Hotel bans kids, allows dogs
- Woman ticked off by police for "fat" comment
- Husband and wife air problems for all to see
- 100 turn out for annual underpants run
- Ohio Police Arrest Woman For $1 In Unpaid Taxes
- Orphaned Deer "Adopted" By Cows
- Cat got your tongue?
- Ever have a really lousy first day at a new job?
- Church for sale on eBay
- Getting a Tattoo proved fatal
- Co-worker stabbed in fight to use microwave first
- Hundreds Flock to Big Foot Convention
- Man punched out plane window
- Teenage Pilot buzzes local stadium
- Ananova: Prisoner sues God
- Ex-wife was 'best woman' at hubby's gay wedding
- Police Dog Relieved of Duties
- Dial B for Bizarre Bank Robbery
- Canadian Lake Monster?
- 1 million bounty to be offered for live capture of Bigfoot
- Man reports missing car - but fails to mention his baby was inside
- Second grader brings pot on school trip
- Married 162 times - and still wants more
- Women took 24 hours to get home from church
- 'Fat' people told to move on plane
- Exclusive: Pensioners Trapped In Sex-party Hell
- Choke the Chicken Game
- Bizarre crimes reported in Spokane County
- Drunk worker awarded $10K compensation
- Weather Service Accidentally Sends Tsunami Warning
- Patient attacks dentist with sword; says wrong tooth pulled
- Man costumed as feces has day in Court
- Boy brought grenade to show and tell
- Deadly snake sent through post
- Irony: Dog attacks Anti-Dog Bill guy
- Michael Jackson called for jury duty
- Detroit Man Wakes After EMS Declares Him Dead
- Man drops his pants after telling cops, "I am an American"
- Man robs bank with pay stub note
- Man finds dead woman stuck in his window!
- Student Suspended After Wearing Penis Costume
- Cop tickets car-not noticing dead guy inside
- Car Stops at Toll Booth, Body Falls from Roof
- $241,000 for Lap Dances? I'm In the Wrong Business. . .
- Breakdancer gives it the elbow
- L@@K!!! Mint Condition ~ A+++ Newborn babies
- Giant "corpse flower" blooms in Germany
- Impulse to 'cheer people up' costs UK man
- A bra collector
- Dead man gets parking ticket
- Rat Swims 400 Meters Across Ocean
- Hurricane Humor From New Orleans
- Corpse involved in motorcycle crash
- Pet owners seek grooming for rats
- Women parked at shopping mall get a free "gift"
- Coffee-To-Go Thwarts Carjacking
- Need A Doctor? Head To Wal-Mart
- Woman Finds Bullet In Pork Loin
- Woman Allegedly Steals to Bail Out Hubby
- Young Robbers Struck A Pose
- Outhouse Peepster pleads no contest
- Elmo* learns H is for Handcuffs
- Burgler fell asleep on the job
- Man creates giant kebab
- Sued for not giving orgasms
- Makeshift shrine to dead baby actually turned out to be chicken
- Man jailed for wearing fake Rolex watch
- Woman promises to pay boss for breasts
- Deer with Pumpkin stuck on head, poor Dear
- You want a loogie with that??
- Cashier recognises sweetheart robber
- Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
- 'Superman' Hospitalized After Leap
- 'Halloween' scene
- Suicide mistaken for Halloween decoration
- Man dies driving to brother's funeral
- Cat ran off with severed toe
- Escaped prisoner was left in charge of jail
- The "Man tax", Swedish feminist party
- Tribal girl wants to marry a cobra!
- Dumb crooks wear name tags to rob bank where they're known
- Looking for Elvis? - Look to TN
- Wife arrested after calling her husband 'lazy'
- Holy car! 1975 Escort fetches $690,000
- Cat Found Built Into Wall Of New House
- The first-ever "Wonders of Cannabis Festival and Exhibition"
- Pastor electrocuted while performing baptism
- Seal bites off woman's nose
- Drunk guy spends night in CVS
- Wheelchair ban for 'drink-driver'
- Cop Loses Gun At Doughnut Shop
- Woman falls after dangling from hot air balloon
- Old double-knit polyester never dies...
- Good Samaritan has run-in with Demon after stopping to help Vampire
- Arkansas man kills deer with his bare hands
- Man sues Home Depot for being glued to toilet
- Thief trips over baggie pants
- Granny nicked gems in her knickers
- Jury Sticks it to Woman
- Man's Attorney: He Just Wanted Woman To Slow Down
- She looks good enough to eat
- Car-pool dummy busted
- Resident's underpants stolen!
- 320 people arrested for sorcery
- Kitty Express
- Man marries mother-in-law
- Two NFL cheerleaders arrested
- Actress breaks arm singing "ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN"
- Burglar kidnaps parrot
- House With Bride for Sale for $600,000
- Three die playing catch with grenade
- Prisoner escapes after posing as identical twin
- Bachelor bequeaths fortune to cat
- Are you sure the man you married is who he says he is?
- chimeras - WHAT IF DNA IS WRONG?
- DUI sentences
- Watching over your widow 15 years after dying: Priceless
- Toe-Sucking Burglar Strikes Again
- Cat Jumps From 70-Foot Bridge, Swims To Safety
- Two drunken moose wander into home for the elderly in Sweden
- Man in coffin bag found alive!
- Toe-Sucking Burglar Strikes Again
- Those Wacky Aussies!!! Good to Their Ho's.
- Check this out
- Driver injured by flying deer when he stops car
- Man To Live On Billboard For One Month
- 2 toddlers sneak out, trash nearby residence
- Microwave your bra to stay warm this winter
- Golden Retriever Gives Birth To Green Puppy
- Funeral Notice
- Police leave drugs in bag of girl, 10
- Scientist invents remote-controlled turtles
- G-G-G-Ghosts
- Iowa Woman Finds Dead Turtle In P&G Product
- Michael Jackson's new song
- Mobile phone rudeness plumbs new depths
- ‘Wow, that was fun.’” fireman says
- Woman Arrested Twice For DWI Within 4 Hours
- Man Surrenders To Police After Barricading Himself In Bathroom
- Couple Says Vet Faked Dog's Death
- Break in at your own risk!
- Lovesick Giraffe needs a mate... any mate, hurry.. please
- Gainesville woman, 37, boy, 15, wed
- Customers Fill Up On 22-Cent-Per Gallon Gas
- Giant penguin mistaken for dead man in tuxedo
- The gift that keeps on giving
- Alien banned from Swiss Town
- Sauerkraut may 'cure' bird flu
- Man was wrong about November 11th
- Sparrow knocks over 23,000 dominoes
- Company offers salmon-flavoured soda
- Thieves target Trevi Fountain
- Giant Truffle
- double trouble
- U.S. woman plans to marry man who shot her
- Man can't explain why he cut his testicles off
- Man found naked with store manniquin
- Man upset about overdraft fee sues First National Bank
- Hate crime convict asks for reduced term
- Jackson's Bathroom Controversy
- The ultimate punishment - wearing pink!
- Penis + highlighter = Art or Indecent Exposure?