- Attack of the Night Monkey
- Fla. Lifeguard Drives Over Sunbather's Head (again)
- Reality show sets up space cadets
- Motorist with "Respect Life" License Plate shoots Man
- Videocam was hot -- but the video was hotter
- Chef invents £1,000 meat pie
- HELP! Police!!! My rings are cold!
- 'Dumb' Tattoo
- Glow-In-The-Dark Meat
- Mom-to-be calls unborn a passenger
- Dog Stuck in Sinkhole for 16 Days Rescued
- Hospital circumcises wrong baby
- Woman sues Dunkin Donuts for 15Million
- High School Whiz Kid
- Innards, it's what's for Dinner
- Sweet Transvestite... not!
- Shoes Made Specifically For Sneaking Across Border
- Man Accused Of Attacking Girlfriend With Cactus
- zoo offers VIP visitors opportunity to eat exhibits
- Giant Wiener needs new home
- 7 year old stopped by police for speeding
- Hello, I'm Your Sister. Our Father Is Donor 150.
- Drunken smoker tries to open airliner door in flight
- PM Won't Answer Questions Because Planets Not Aligned
- Don't walk off with a Home Depot pencil
- Fire Safety Test - goes bad
- Naked man Tasered in sensitive spot
- Casino makes costly error
- Idaho town renames itself Secretsanta.com
- A brush with evil: Serial killer’s painting brings bad luck, owner says
- Fugitive hides in church only to find police praying
- World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14
- Frozen turkey saves the day
- Wife wants divorce for virtual adultery
- Jesus On a Tailgate
- Chinese invent "Liquid" Condom
- Wizards of Winter House - amazing light show
- Cheating hubby exposed by parrot
- Santa sacked for smacking boy
- Man pulls truck with his penis
- Drunk man hops into Police Car, thinking it's Taxi
- Catch o' the Day
- Kiss My Fish
- Woman Ordered to Spend Night in Woods for Abandoning Kittens
- Offbeat Thanksgivng stories
- Two 'Wives' Fight Over Sergeant's Remains
- Police welcome drinkers to the "Lock 'Em Inn"
- Internet Muzac Radio for cats/dogs
- "Golden Girls" Mobbed
- Police: Man steals $200,000 worth of Legos
- Powerball Winner Dead For Days Before Being Found
- Bear shot by hunter bites back, dies
- Nasal Sex
- Passenger Urinates In Aisle, Diverts Orlando Flight
- Woman fatally struck by SUV after winnng on scratch ticket
- Baltimore dims as thieves snatch lights
- Scientists embrace plan for cyberhugs
- Scientists discover 'Singing Iceberg'
- Shark vs Octopus
- Teen With Peanut Allergy Dies After Kiss
- Ronald McDonald Robs Wendy's
- Man's body mistaken for deer, left on road
- A loyal Eagles fan
- Man slapped with 10,000-year alimony order
- Two headed turtle
- Man lodges complaint over rejected proposal
- Boy, 15, stole buses - and picked up passengers
- Man stole car with no brakes
- I'm so sorry I urinated.... in your City
- Argument Over Beer, Spaghetti Leads To AK-47 Shooting
- Naked Man Fires Gun at Traffic
- Dick Van Patten eats dog food
- You can own Jerry Garcia's toilet!
- Photo Of Dorm Sex Gets Student In Trouble
- Beware of Squirrel
- Women 'eaten alive' by bedbugs, lawyer says
- Boy, 13, steals police car, then calls 911 to turn himself him
- Give this Mom a Medal
- Woman Says 'Merci' After Face Transplant
- 2-year-old "baby" was trapped in a storm sewer
- One of the first Christmas Cards, at auction
- Robber Locks Taco Bell Manager In Freezer
- World's first Musical Sammich
- Just in time for Christmas
- Twins marry Twins
- Church group launches nude 'Bible Scene' calendar
- Prisoner escaped to buy McDonald's
- Lewd Rubbing forces authorities to erect fence around statue
- Take a peek at a $5,000 toilet
- Square-shaped flying disk spotted in Shanghai
- Logging on, on the John
- Woman Suspended From Job After Trying To Rescue Squirrel
- Brothel offers discounts for jobless men
- Woman Mistakes Cheese For Cocaine, Hires Hit Man
- God Bless Anna Nicole Smith
- Unattended Children Will Be Given an Espresso and a Puppy
- Antique cannonball prompts bomb scare
- Aunt's painting was a £26m Van Gogh
- Woman sent to male prison
- Santa drops pants at mall
- Desert no barrier for ski enthusiasts
- Another candidate for the Darwin award...
- Dealey Plaza, a rodent, & a maze
- Wow! Lawyer does 10 years & STILL counting for civil contempt...
- Hey, That's My Credit Card!
- Singing Sandwich
- Mr and Mrs become Mrs and Mrs
- Thief Captured & Hog Tied
- Hey! Angels don't do that!
- Woman, 82, Convicted of Attempted Assault
- Big brains mean 'tiny testicles'
- Man 'Blessed' By Snacks Shaped Like Jesus, Mary
- World's most expensive piece of real estate
- suspended from work over squirrel
- 10 year old girl takes cat on Joy ride
- School Officials Propose Ban of Whole Milk
- Contrary to popular belief, Deer cannot fly
- Man Tries to Rob Bank by Phone
- The Great Escape
- Ewww, man's online sweetie is his own mother!
- Superman's bulge worries movie bosses
- Man acts like a baby to fondle unsuspecting women
- Lion bites [stupid] woman at zoo
- Man, 33, seeks puberty
- Great-Grandmother Gets Master's Degree At Age 90
- Couple Having Sex Forces Plane Landing
- Mice grow human cells after injections
- Bigamist Busted After Girlfriend's Sister Spots Him On 'Dr. Phil'
- Navy Wife Carries Mannequin in Place of Husband
- Where it's now illegal to die...
- Drug Dealer Names Police Dog In Lawsuit
- Woman Killed In Crash After Husband Chokes On Coffee
- Was it art or was it snow porn?
- City May Require Transvestite Bathrooms
- Macabre Santa display in NYC draws stares
- Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighborhood
- Brokenhearted stranger leaves 15k ring in car
- Art expert fooled by chimp's painting
- Scientists 'crack' secret of Mona Lisa's smile
- women getting 'revirgination' surgery
- Pipe Problem Tied to Naked Man in Basement
- Man Gets Caught In Chimney
- Terrorist Baby
- Woman: Fiancé fed me rats
- Eminem Music Allegedly Used As U.S. Torture Device
- Anonymous E-Mail Tells Partners Of Your STD
- No Prostitutes Here
- Barbie Dolls Are Is Often Mutilated by Young Girls
- Oklahoma woman has 14 pound, 3 ounce baby
- Gorillas in Menopause
- Man in Santa Suit Robs Texas Bank
- Man Caught in Restroom After Wacky Chase
- Michigan man has been celebrating Festivus
- Dad fired for taking candy bars out of a trash bin
- Worm Nabs Child Pornographer
- Bizarre Sex Laws
- Ice Chunk Falls From Sky In Japan
- Stolen church money used for breast implants
- Lebanese Man serving life... freed!
- School gets check, note for '73 vandalism
- Sex toy company gets N.C. business award
- Dog stuck on frozen railroad tracks rescued
- TWO Mouthed Trout
- Watermelon Phenomenon
- Woman swallows cell phone to end dispute
- Man jailed for over a year with no lawyer
- What if He was born again today?
- Burglar On Ice After Getting Stuck In Driveway
- Man Gives Wife A Dumpster For Christmas
- Apologies Follow Virign Mary Condom Ad
- 'Fiancee' actually a man
- Catfish On Interstate Remains Mystery
- Police Stop 'Yellow Snow' Deliveries
- Family Finds Raw Meat Instead Of iPod Inside Sealed Box
- 'Acne' Robber Sought In Central Fla.
- Naked 'Satan' Screams in the Streets, Injures Fla. Sheriff's Deputy
- Fork stuck in girl's head
- How Stupid was That!...Can you say Busted?
- Good Coffee????
- How weird is Florida?
- Teen's New Name: KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
- It wasn't me, it was the rock! Yeah, right!
- Woman "marries" dolphin (yes, the actual mammal!)
- Swingers Scare Soccer Girls
- Human Head Spotted Floating Off Florida Coast
- Baptist leader accused of soliciting male prostitute
- "Mooning" not illegal says judge
- Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'
- Kitty goes for a ride
- Alleged Burglar Cooks, Makes Fresh Juice
- Good News Out of Florida!
- She was going to come back to life
- Free Booze Helps Homeless Addicts, Study Says
- Vengeful Mouse Sets House on Fire
- Woman's body sits in front of TV for 2 1/2 years
- Guillotine-Firebomb suicide goes awry
- 106-year-old, 30 year old caretaker die in apparent suicide pact
- Body Mistakenly Taken to Landfill
- Human Skin-Bound Books in Many Libraries
- Idaho ponders having prisoners sleep in shifts
- Not Such Good Clean Fun
- DNA Implicates Dog In Cat's Death
- conjugal visits as a reward in Beijing
- Tired Of Elvis, Fan's Girlfriend Stabs Him With Scissors
- Grand theft roof!
- Cyclops Kitten...really!
- 7 year old leads police on chase....
- Mich. man jailed after handshake sickens 3
- Green Glowing Pigs
- Online Chatting Leads to Virtual Wedding
- Man Bites Off Part Of Girlfriend's Face
- H.S. Homework: Research Porn
- Argentinia: Mom IDs wrong woman-daughter shows up for her own funeral!
- 2-year-old gets call for jury duty
- Student solves Rubik's Cube in record 11 seconds!!
- Mouthy Parrot Reveals Girlfriend's Affair
- Woman found dead in lift after 16 days
- Stolen Car Returned, 37 Years Later
- Parrot's attack leads police to burglar
- Strippers Protest Jersey Smoking Ban
- Ex-inmate tries to break back into jail using brick
- Peeing in Public or Performance Art?
- Doctors fix surgery mixup
- Wallet returned to woman after 56 years
- Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo
- Man gets prison in case of buried Beemer
- Brad & Angelina Sonogram for sale on E-bay
- Shatner Sells Kidney Stone for Charity
- Police stop her for DUI, she steals cruiser!
- Baseball Gloves Recalled; May Make Owners Sick
- Man who pulls over woman, tells her he's a cop, arrested for impersonation, Oregon
- 2 headed snake on eBay!
- Local Man Acts Dead On Web Site; Lands Job
- But it's just lettuce!
- Crook dubbed "salamander man"
- "Moby Sick" Fortune
- Man smashes three priceless vases in museum; points at shoelace, says, "There it is,
- Blind for 26 yrs, woman has heart attack & regains sight!
- Dog Involved In Death To Get Rehab
- N.H. Man Robbed After Refusing Wife Money
- Man falls asleep on the job. Wakes in Turkey
- Sailor gets angry reply to bottle message
- Australia at risk for bed bug pandemic - Ewwww
- Army teaching troops how to pick the right spouse
- Man Downs 173 Chicken Wings to Win Contest
- Dog finds owners breast cancer
- Teen saves life of woman who saved his life
- Texas may be growing more than wildflowers
- Kangroo has plastic surgery to save his acting career
- Woman beat herself up and reported it as a home invasion