- The only good thing to come out of the Bird Flu IMO
- Child Forced to 'Feed' Corpse of Foster Grandfather after his Death at their Home
- Men take to the streets of New York to demand freedom to wear skirts
- Hotelier criticized for not offering for tap water
- Pastor changes hair to red, spiked and blue
- Couple wins double jackpot
- Christian pilot evangelizes aboard commuter flight
- Man fined $10,000 for attending Canadian church
- Woman's chastity belt set off airport security alarm
- Demoted fireman sues, complains of sex at station
- LaPorte teacher charged with voyeurism
- Boy Finds Bloody Syringe In Lego Box
- Thief gets high on snatching shoe
- Man Hopes to Take Big Bite Out of Vets Over Dead Dog
- Man who lost legs in ferry crash is honored
- Happy Valentines Day - you're Fat?
- Oh the shark bites, with his teeth, yeah
- Barbie and Ken Break UP
- Woman withdraws no-contest plea on lottery claim
- Study: Hostile people may be 'born to smoke'
- Accidental chainsaw Mastectomy.. ooops
- Pluto killed at Disney World!
- Mom finds syringes in Mac & Cheese Box
- Unsupervised toddlers electrocuted in bathtub
- Brainwashed Woman gets 7.5 million
- Mom accidently Glues daughters eyes shut
- Girl dragged to death when coat snags on car
- 2 students accused of selling video porn
- Wal-mart greeter, possibly stalked, fatally stabbed
- U.S.'s richest lottery winner is like a kid in a candy store
- Bus cleaner, 97, has missed just one day of work in 70 years
- Runaway hippo killed by car
- Teen allegedly conned dealer out of new BMW
- No happy Valentine's Day in India
- He did it for love — but could not melt a policeman's heart
- 867-5309 ~ Jenny's number for sale
- Oh brother! Paper bungles woman's ad
- Rabbi Urges Pig Fat on Buses to Stop Bombers
- Cyberappliances attack Italian village
- It Shouldn't Be Hard to Spot Her
- Valentine's Day arouses bizarre acts of love
- Mother's trove of videos claimed to be libraries'
- Fedex Workers Find Human Body Parts In Boxes
- 9 year old boy kicks waiter... costs family $15,000.00
- Wife's Valentine card contained check for 7 million $
- Traffic Chaos As Hearse Ejects Corpse
- Former prison chef writes cookbook featuring recipes for final meals
- Woman Lived with Sister's Corpse for Months
- Visitor To Local Cemetery Encounters Frightening Grave-Side Sight
- Disney Tattoo Guy ~ (I saw him once!)
- Flasher with Nixon mask disrupts college classes
- Boy marries puppy
- Car Park Named One of the World's Safest Places
- Doctors find $860.00 in coins in patients belly
- British woman fined for again registering her cows as voters
- Father whose son urinated in a Tops bakery says 'he couldn't hold it'
- Wife of police officer charged with bank robbery
- 8 yr. old brings doobie to school!
- mobil porn
- Death by tree prefered over train... LOL!
- Man surprised at reaction to Topless Cafe Idea
- Man grabs neighbor's Artificial Leg and beats him with it!
- New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie
- I'm never eating clam chowder again
- I wonder if the marriage was consummated
- AThanks for the "tip"
- Whistling birds go home with help from Laurel and Hardy
- British doctors to prescribe maggots
- Miracle dog presumed dead wakes from coma
- Man sentenced for defecating on floor
- Teacher, student naked in car
- Wife Convicted Of Trying To Kill Husband During Kinky Game
- Tomacco
- ROFL!! Meth is fluid of life!
- Another Moron in the News
- Sansoucie's conspiracy thread :P
- $187,500 tag for London car spot
- Social Worker Stole from Beggars to Buy BMW
- Marriage proposal rejected during basketball halftime show
- Airline to pay $1.4M for not letting man move from smoking section
- Man who flushed ferret at airport cleared
- Howard Stern Goes Too Far , Yanked Off Air
- Get ready for the 1st Annual "Award Awards'
- U R Fired
- Pet spider kills its owner
- Husband of wife who was killed by bagel admits his part in the crime
- Women Who Were Sexually Abused As Children More Likely To Smoke
- Duped Wendy's managers order strip search
- Diaper-wearing man charged with child endangerment
- Heard this? A cow goes to a doctor ...
- Former conjoined tortoises go separate ways at home
- Festival claims world's longest sausage
- Italian town sets down pet-pampering laws
- Library OKs cell phones but keeps ban on wooden shoes
- N.C. robbery suspect arrested after buying round of drinks
- Man Dies After Lying In Yard For Days Refusing Help
- Montessori school teacher forces bad boys to wear dress
- Police Free German Bondage Penguin
- Passion tickets bear 'mark of the beast'
- Designer vaginas
- Scrap metal thieves steal historic locomotive
- Western Kentucky mascot in Italian imbroglio
- Lawsuit: Fake popcorn butter caused disease
- Dog pees on electric fence, electocutes owner
- Our father deserved visit from his friends
- Wanted: single, full-figured female for committed relationship.
- Woman's heart cut out on Valentine's Day
- Famous stolen coin resurfaces
- Patent Issued for Breakable Plane
- Woman uses sex act as manslaughter defense
- 'Even homeless people want to have sex'
- Thumb in Salad!
- Remember Tristan Myers and the DNA test on Eli? Sad News
- Unidentified Jane Doe dead, police need help.
- State-funded brothel visits denied
- Self-made photos foil crooks fun
- The naked and the almost dead
- Wal-Mart Emplyee fired for wearing priest shirt, 6 crosses to work
- She's suing Bloomies for panties peek
- Bomb squad abuzz over vibrator
- Too hot a time at the firehouse
- Balloon note found 20 years later halfway across state
- Pa. woman finds crocodile on her front porch
- Charges dropped in Catnapping case
- Volvo unveils first female-designed car
- Finger prints! NO try EAR PRINTS (seriously)
- woman tries to cash fake million dollar bill at Walmart
- Man forced to give up monkeys
- Flying Grandmothers try for Atlantic crossing record
- Foul-mouthed parrot banned for Queen’s visit
- Episcopal church lets animals receive Holy Communion
- Need an excuse? Background noises now available
- British girl named Diot Coke in 1379
- donated bodies used in land mine tests
- janet jackson doll for sale on ebay
- Woman gets $1M for a priest punching her
- Man Arrested for Being an A$$
- Thieves steal more than 40 manhole covers in English city of Gloucester
- Photos Show Wendys Restaurant Workers Bathing In Kitchen Sink
- Dog lover gets rebuke
- 700-pound dead man proves hard to handle
- Drunken Dad Asks 11-Year-Old Son to Drive
- 2 yr old killed by pack of dogs
- Dogs/Dog walkers electrocuted.
- Wife-Poisoner Hired as Ethics Lecturer
- Sheriff accused of having handcuffs removed from boy with torch
- $85,000 reportedly taken from jackpot winner's residence
- Unkindest cut of all ~ Man severs penis
- 4 sisters give birth to children on same day
- Pals tell all about counterfeiting
- Santa Clara County Coroner can't find remains of teen victim
- Sex theme park opens in south China
- Thief pulls giant pumpkin heist
- laid off worker wins 89 Million lottery (how nice for them)
- Girl survives 45-foot fall
- Beer drafts scientists
- Panda gets crash course in reproduction
- Frozen lobsters come back to life
- Judge disallows Sasquatch line of questioning
- Man creates 1,300-pound baseball
- Inept burglar calls 911 for help
- 'No crime' seen in man nailing himself to cross
- Woman finds bobcat in her basement
- The Sexy Urinal ?
- Dying mom inadvertently drowns own baby
- 104 Cats Allegedly Seized From Cat-Lady's Home
- Man tried to run over Osama look-alike
- Desperate Afghan Makes an Ass Out of Himself
- Ask Mom! Utility Employees Rig Customer Survey
- Teacher quits after boy is cut during doughnut-related horseplay
- Busch Gardens had sex-line # on AD by mistake
- Man's erection becomes tourist attraction
- Wrong Number Leads to Woman's Arrest
- Man sues after $399.60 "male enhancement" product fails
- Elderly Wife dies but Husband survives walk into ocean ~ attempted suicide.
- Teens' attempt to steal beer sign is foiled by the Coffee Guys
- Cop's 'creepy' behavior gets him in trouble
- Egyptian cops jailed for switcheroo
- Embarrassing to live in TN...
- Dallas ~ Rampaging gorilla shot to death
- Couple arested afer debating theology of Passion of Christ
- Sex educated out loud
- Zookeeper's `Fear Factor' prank ends in `You're fired'
- Caring Indian marries his grandmother
- Couple Seek Damages Over Falling 'Iceberg'
- Baby Shakes $100,000 Battery Out Of Remote
- 'Dog fed man's genitals'
- Suspected robber leaves behind wallet
- Virgin Airlines pulls pouting airport urinals
- Suspect Fingered
- Girl, 4, ran away to meet six-year-old fiance
- Women Give Birth to Children That are Not Hers
- Man tries to board plane with seal's head
- Innocent man jailed for 25 years might owe 80,000 for food and lodging.
- Actor wanted for play... but must be dead
- Magnetic Jesus attracts complaints
- Workers Suing Over Man in See-Through Shorts
- Man Seeks $65,000 for Flawed Alimony Ruling
- Thai who held a world record for tolerating snakes dies of snake bite
- Woman arrested in truck full of dead, sick animals
- Student sells virginity on web
- Relocating 75 cats is purr-fect for man
- Museum to Be Closed Over Wax Hitler Figure
- Man who won $50 million jackpot plans to give to charities
- Washing the feet of Berkeley's homeless
- Girl, 12, takes the wheel after boozed-up woman passes out
- Girls escaped from nursery to watch Sesame Street
- Joey Butta"PUKE"O - sentenced to 1 year for fraud
- Girl finds loaded gun in Police Chiefs Sold Car
- Woman gets $125,000 in Duluth 'bubble trial'
- Crouton-stealing neurosurgeon suspended
- Teenager cuts head off corpse, simulating sex act
- "Cruise & Cruz" splitzville...
- FRANKIE VALLI "Walk like a man" 60's hit... JOINS SOPRANO'S???!!!
- Teachers get fake degrees, raises
- Entire N.S. school marked absent
- Deep-fried chocolate sandwich sells like hotcakes
- Burglary suspect snuggles up to sleeping victims
- Police: Woman, 75, used age to scam car dealers
- Hundreds Flock to See Lamb with Allah's Name
- Georgia House bans genital piercings for women
- Cute bunny packs a bite
- Citizen with camera cellphone catches cops eating on the job
- Man held after bowling ball nearly falls on NYC police
- Burglar caught by homeowners using Webcam cross-country
- Woman defends topless maid service, alleges religious bias
- Hooter's waitress applicants videotaped naked
- Doc says it is healthy to pick your nose...and eat it!
- Dinosaur BUTT imprints found
- Oven shoots woman... yes an oven that you cook in
- Parrot still in Customs solitary
- Believers say oil is seeping from icon in Bethlehem
- Woman traces obscene caller
- 92 year old man stops suicide attempt. What a MAN!`
- Man won't get rid of his Goats
- Canada's Prime Minister's plane & the UFO
- Dead body left in home for hours
- Modern makeover for town's mermaid
- Casino Pulls Ad Aimed at Those in Debt
- This phone bill's a whopper
- This horse knows the way
- N.J. band members arrested in Pulaski for indecent exposure
- Student death tied to drinking ~ Contest proved fatal
- Icebox Rolls recipe could burn your house down
- Women banned from mall for a year over free sample spat
- Woman says pharmacist denied her birth-control prescription
- Owners of purebred dogs think their pets are like them: study
- Hong Kong woman sues government after escaped monkey wrecks her TV
- Harvard teacher bilks friends, falls for scam
- Man charged with offering beer for vote