- Kids find dead body ~ don't think it is real!
- Official swears there's no gang of lesbian thugs at his school
- Man burned, temporarily blinded when rocket goes off in car
- Baby freed from home's safe
- DA candidates say pornography planted
- Man Breaks Into Wrong Apartment
- Fart tax
- April Fool's jokes and hoaxes
- Brawl breaks out at anger management assembly
- Tokyo cab reaches New York from Argentina
- Mystery fires force village's evacuation
- Woman grows extra breasts
- Pig molester, 72, escapes jail term
- Dallas is full of crap
- Fake doctor in Sweden praised for bedside manner
- Woman buys car after selling her breast milk
- Patient Winner Waits a Year to Claim $23 Million
- BRAWL at anger management group
- Husband's Ashes Used For Shotgun Cartridges
- Baby dies after being mauled by grandma's pitbull
- In Romania, pre-emptive strikes on 'vampires'
- Homemade guillotine a proven success
- Dog prank could land man in jail
- Amusement Ride Accident Injures 7 in Fla.
- Builders dig up child death mystery
- Vibrating condom is top draw at inventors' fair
- Cat survives trip on roof of owner's car
- Californian man advertises for wife on billboards
- After Chase, Large Guy Brandishes A Tiny Dog
- Scientist killed by faulty stove
- Idaho couple 'sticks together' at prom
- PETALUMA Notorious cat hostel finds new life as luxury home
- 'Wild boys' saga turns out to be hoax by 2 brothers Urban brothers
- Store owner: Suicide display 'amusing way to attract attention'
- Birthday blues Man’s house burns, he and ex-girlfriend arrested, all on 41st birthday
- Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
- Dad of 37 calls for free vasectomies
- Man rescues girl from croc's jaw after poking it in the eye
- First condoms were made of linen
- J-Lo's mum hits casino jackpot
- 77-year-old man holds world record for blood donations
- In Alaska, spring means bets in the Nenana Ice Classic
- This too shall pass
- Demi Moores personal trainer one of the Americans murdered in Iraq
- Woman delivers own baby by caesarean section
- suspect plucks out own eye in jail
- surgeons who play video games have less errors operating
- 2 year old works the cash register at restaurant
- Polygamy CITY "colorado city" az. Girls escape
- election sticker ruins jacket, man suing
- A British man will bet everything on a single spin of the roulette wheel
- peeping tom leaves note & money
- Police commissioner complains Lithuanian prostitutes overcharging NATO troops
- Man arrested for punting dog
- Airport sex romp
- Nude statues get clothes -- and sales
- AOL giving away spammer's Porsche
- She Closed Airport to Avoid Vacation with Boyfriend
- Authorities finally catch rampaging pig
- Crew boats fend off otter attack
- Thieves steal truck containing 25,000 sets of Billy Bob Teeth
- Post office delivers mystery -- a 1922 postcard
- The case of Tongue Joy vs. The Tiggler to be tried in court
- R U Stealing my Car? Text Messages Turns Car Thief's Heart
- Flab Conceals Crack...
- Nashville bar covers up exposed nipples on antique photos
- Brits Say Chicken-Equipped Nuke No Hoax
- Fat cat goes on hunger strike
- Sticky situation angers ballroom dancers
- British man jailed for stealing, cleaning, returning cars
- Soldier in Iraq gets a break on $3,000 cell phone bill
- Whiskey swigging bride wants photo killed
- Britain's oldest citizen dies in garden at 165yrs of age
- Piranha found in children's petting pool
- weird al's parents found dead
- Children on Easter egg hunt find guns instead
- Mansion sells for world record £70m
- Air Marshal forgets gun in Airport Bathroom
- Eyeball Jewelry
- Thieves steal Mr. Cranky Pants
- Owner: Virgin Mary statue weeps again
- Awwwww... little plastic raincoats for lambs a big hit
- Flush With Success, Bathroom Attendants stage a comeback
- Couple suprised to find themselves living in a trailer park
- Parking lot 'Jesus' causes stir in Albany
- Fiery foreplay draws sentence
- Beyonce dinner at the Palace
- Paul McCartney abused frogs
- Scrubbers are the sexiest
- Dogs maintain pickup rights in Tennessee
- Man buys lucky phone number for $US1.1m
- Niagara Falls survivor planning another stunt
- Boston Marathon runners ~ peeing all over town... and worse!
- Man undergoes plastic surgery to look like J-Lo
- Man who lost 340 pounds inspires others
- Granny wins a pretty penny
- Murderer hired for advice
- Chubby, Barefoot Man Outruns Police
- San Francisco Selling Its List of Married Gays
- He Was Found Guilty of a Rare Charge.
- America's oldest worker retires at 104
- Canadian motorist caught fiddling while driving
- Robbery victim sues 'unsubtle' bank
- Cows eat herring for new milk
- Only in the Star! Demi Moore's Brown Dress Turns White!
- Woman attacked boss after he attempted to fire her
- When trees attack ~ Danger in your local Garden Centre?
- 'Blonde Angel' Robs Frisky Hospital Patient
- car crashes as woman gives birth in back seat, husband dies
- Cat survives month long trip in container
- Artist puts sex scenes on biscuit tins in revenge
- Artist uses his head to drag TV
- Florida town may install cameras to photograph everyone driving into town
- German police search for 'little old lady' bank robber
- Prison Preggers Linked To Crawl-Space Lust
- $95,000 violin found in alley
- funeral home mixes up dead women
- Prince William accused of shooting Cat
- School play's lesbian kiss shocks parents
- Norwegian county declares smoking a human right
- Police nail aquaman for bank heist
- 92 year old Granny strip-searched at Airport
- Man gets probation, psychological testing for sex abuse of dog
- Officials: Man trapped under organ for 10 days
- Hand-holding couple deemed too raunchy
- Last elves fired from Santa's HQ
- Your Kind's Not Welcome Here
- Batman and Robin fighting crime - in Whitley
- Disney axes Winnie-the-Pooh fest
- Judges declare war on pet owners
- 'Fat' Ballerina Loses $1 Million Damages Case
- Civil War Sub Crew to Be Buried, 140 Years Later
- Man picks bad time to apply at police station
- Wisconsin woman gets purse back year after theft
- Well aimed dog bite saves hiker in bear attack
- Robber calls ahead to warn of hold-up
- Pastor auctions off eulogies
- Shocking Lawsuit dismissed!
- Koi killers net probation
- Drunk man dies after challenging pal in fire contest
- > Man sues nightclub over take-down-pants contest
- Canadians turn out for laughter classes
- Good feet, good sex
- 'Toothing' for Hi-Tech Sex with Strangers
- Edinburgh bus drivers get DNA kits
- Woman to sue over surgery mishap
- Online affairs 'are infidelity'
- Dead wrong - Police bust homeless man for necrophilia in Sunset funeral home.
- Easter robber steals a nest egg: $90,000 in cash
- Kevin Spacey conned in London
- Aborigines Put Curse on Australian Prime Minister
- I SURE do LOVE The Bizarre Forum
- York factory fires three over rude Aero Bar message
- Gals caught bobbing in Big Apple
- Returning a Library Book After 42 Years
- Cat spends 19 days in plane's hold
- Theme park slammed for 'Ihatework' Web site
- Company Sends Ice Cream to the Dogs
- Murder suspect says he was fleeing aliens
- 'Bare as you dare'
- Fellow diner files police report over Brithday stripper at another table
- A house fit for a cat
- Rhino gets amorous with car
- Dog rescues another dog from alligator attack
- Boy suspended for alleged snack attack
- Lawyer says client's rooster owned drugs
- Dutch artist uses own skin to make gun
- We should all have such troubles!
- Dog had 28 golf balls in stomach
- Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him
- Gay Lovers Climb Tree, Then Have Sex
- Trapped boy rescued from superloo
- Woman, 74, dragged into lake by alligator while gardening
- Cops: Man used butter knife to break into apartment for coffee
- "if parents can't regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law."
- Missing Florida cat shows up in SanFrancisco - 7 years later
- Denture mishap leaves pensioner speechless
- Mailman Puts Undelivered Packages On EBay
- Business all at sea with burials
- Florida cat found years later in California
- Teen must wear blindfold outside shop he stole from
- Flasher just did it to meet women
- After Hoisting One, He's Accused of Heisting One
- Utah couple on low-carb kick booted from buffet for scarfing too much meat
- Drink drive lecture has them puking in the aisles
- Scottish teens use stolen skull as puppet
- Homeowners Must Remove Dead Moose
- Write an essay, win a bakery
- Inventor creates dog diapers
- Court official sues after toilet breaks under him
- Billy Joel crashes car into house
- Strippers seeking 'mom' for support
- More than 1,500 bikes blessed
- EBAY - we have what you're looking for!!
- Police Stop Drunk Bulldozer Joyrider
- Taiwanese cat is toilet trained
- Bellyflop contestant feared Dead
- Prom Bombs.... Must See Gallery 70's prom attire
- Man eats $88.95 worth of food, then tells waitress he's broke
- "Tupperware just didn't rock my boat," says woman
- Drunk Run Over by Train, Lives
- "Friends" Writers Named in Sexual Harassment Claim
- More Diana Info
- American Indian Arrested After Skinning Head Of Bald Eagle
- That's shorn it! Fleece cut after six years
- Shopping Cart helps you get fit
- Homeless student lived in library for seven months
- Britons rate what makes them British ~ (for you, Hugh)
- German takes woman to court for laughing too loud
- Boston parking spot sold for $160,000
- Cops Want Spider Gun to Snare Bridge Jumpers
- New cocaine-based drinks hit the market
- Flasher uses the old penis-caught-in-the-zipper trick
- These Poor Soap Opera Fans ~ Scammed bigtime!!
- Woman sues salon; says it quoted her higher, 'ethnic' service charge
- Explosive device wrapped it in kielbasa found; 2 accused
- Perv steals 4000 pairs of panties off laundry lines and balconies
- Rugby league player gains a tooth
- Newman Protests Princeton Drinking Day
- Kangaroo to get award for saving Australian man's life
- Teen fights off bear attack with punches, air horn
- Iranian youth warned of web hazards
- Woman, 97, jailed for failing to pay traffic ticket
- Investigation into ghostly sightings
- Flying saucer fever grips Iran
- The world's first "three-dimensional" internet church service is being launched
- English Town Revels In Free Money
- Rasputin's penis to be museum's star attraction
- Man snatches 30 bodies to heal wife
- Clifton woman accused of stripping for boys
- Girls say teacher posed as a "Jackass" producer; solicited stunts/sex
- Uma's bad dress day was 'deliberate'
- Forgotten diver saved by Boy Scout
- Gadzooks! New portrait shows bare-chested Prince Philip posing with a bug
- Mom arrested; police say she forced her 12-year-old to rake leaves in the buff
- Woman says driver showed his genitals during road-rage incident
- Man faces 7 years in prison for Beef Jerky Assult
- The Limitations of Worms ~ Fear Factor
- Woman offering house as a prize
- This is your pilot sleeping: Captain dozes as inspector watches
- Woman takes decomposing corpse on road trip
- Odds and Ends
- BMW Drivers Get Most Sex?
- Brits get frisky in public (Hugh??)
- Cemetery offers coffin with panic button
- Cops claim bubble bath attack
- Man thrown from Six Flags roller coaster
- Naked man hijacks school bus
- Rapist carrying blow-up sheep attacks teenager
- 13 babies (all girls!) 13 hours, 1 hospital