- Lottery Winner BROKE!!
- Canada to open prison tattoo parlors
- Tailor's bird has customers in stitches
- Passengers capsize boat to look at nudists
- Airline Passenger Finds Frog in Her Salad
- Crash of truck loaded with monkey poo closes two Milwaukee highways
- Miffed? Vent-Line charges $1.99 a minute to listen
- Woman accused of hitting boyfriend with mounted fish
- Cross-dressers accused of stealing cars, driving them to pageants
- Coaches Give Player 'Crybaby Award'
- Town names itself after cocktail ~ Greetings from Mojito, N.J.
- Man survives after nails get embedded in head
- Mystery shopper buys store's entire stock of Mars bars
- Woman Beats Boyfriend With Fish
- Dutch garden may hold Musketeers' skeletons
- Who Could Relish Bullets in a Hot Dog?
- Bank Robber Did It for Her Cat?
- Viagra User Is 99
- Couples line up to touch statue's nipples
- Foul smell leads to Milwaukee apartment zoo with about 200 live animals
- World's oldest woman celebrates birthday
- Dear Nigel, It's Bloody Over
- Mayor to alderman: You can keep your mannequin friend
- Computer glitch gives out free gasoline
- Famous Bigfoot videos revealed as long held lie
- Jackson will be couple's 15th J-name child
- Thief left his x-rays at the scene
- Gizmo owners seek $200,000 in suit over dog's death
- Canadian company sells modern version of the banana peel
- Florida dog wins hero award for fighting poisonous snake
- Burglar caught in bathroom
- Missing girl's remains overlooked for years in evidence room
- Urine Good Hands, Jorge
- French cop arrested in fishnet tights, nothing else
- A scavenger hunt unlike others
- Man showing signs of stroke stops to vote
- Passerby on Bike Stole $3.5-Million Cello
- Student charged with theft after eating $0.41 of candy
- Fan flashes breasts at Ben
- Small Alaska town stays tight-lipped on tusks
- Thai zoo worker mauled to death by tigers
- Not the brightest Bank Robber
- State Tax delinquents names posted on Website
- Director finds movie 'stars' through eBay
- Armless man charged with rape
- Maxine Carr's namesakes fearful of jail release
- US doctors successfully remove sick gorilla's lung
- Stalking More Prevalent Than Thought?
- 'Solitary Salad' on Menu for Jailbirds
- Boomerangs 'are British'
- Party Set for Andy Kaufman, Just in Case
- Violinist finds arm-wrestling is also his forte
- Toilet paper pays off
- Cat attacks postmen
- Indian man aiming for 100th marriage
- Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse
- Policeman Arrested Driving in Fishnet Tights
- Granddad buys three winning lottery tickets
- X-ray proved robber's guilt
- Experts at St. Louis Zoo wonder which male orangutan got female pregnant
- Angry man breaks three Burger King registers with bare hands
- Cracker Barrel ~ Woman finds mouse in her soup
- Cops: Woman left baby in car while she tried on clothes
- Extreme ironers head for the US
- Friends complete 'world's highest formal dinner'
- Student wins prize with window strip
- Husband helps wife with secret note
- Mexican air force confirms UFOs were filmed over country in March
- Utah woman lives without portion of skull for months as insurance snags
- Man hopes to catch a trout, but gets a wedding gown instead
- Tricky fire hydrant, parking meter anger New Yorkers
- eBay ~ buy a MP3 player... recieve a handgun!
- Grandmother jailed over US bank robberies
- ~ Today in History ~
- Woman learns that being declared "dead" can be a hassle
- Woman gets goods from car that plunged into lake in 1960
- Burger King: Web chicken under radar
- Lenny Kravitz - is this why he's still single
- World's first heat-controlled underpants
- ACLU gets Bible verse back in local yearbook
- Musical balloons give residents sweet dreams
- Yah Think?
- Italian police get Lamborghinis
- Germany 'braced for gold rush'
- 'Funky house cat' was wild
- Woman given visiting rights for cat
- Thief slips away with grease
- Suggestive bunny billboard in Times Square
- Man charged with strangling, decapitating prostitute ~ says it was accident
- Man stunned when flying turtle crashes through windshield
- Local disc jockeys who laughed at beheading are fired
- Girls suspended for putting urinal water into drinking jug
- Can You Hear Me Now, You #@#&%
- 'Just one more baby' becomes six for US couple
- British prisoners escape to seek tougher jail
- Ohio woman to gets honor 51 years after controversial kiss
- Bugs Bunny actor arrested after stand-off with police
- Sammy Sosa injured while sneezing
- Orgasmic chocolate on the way says sex expert
- Teen Sent Home From Ceremony For 'Revealing' Dress
- Bikini body 'better than pay rise'
- New York hotel sells $1,000 omelette
- Woman kills hubby with ax, teaches school the next day
- Cops: We'll cite nude runners, but won't stop them during race
- Cell Phone ignites fire at gas station
- Drunken 'stripper' sparks probe at Scottish airport
- Ride operator arrested after 3 year old falls from ride
- Police Blame Goose for Fatal Pa. Accident
- Vaseline Vandal Can't Slip Past Police
- Police Officer dies ~ his first day on the Job
- Grandpa scores a 4.0!
- Blood-splattered downstairs
- Book of phobias hits market
- Pig to appear in opera
- Transexuals to compete in Olympics ~ IOC approves
- Armed guards at child 'camp' questioned by state official
- His Long Road: Delivering to Stars, Watching for Cars
- Girls to stay in principal's office until they remove nose studs
- Mysterious Liberty nickel with colourful past fetches $3 million at auction
- Boy fends off alligator
- Urination suit filed
- Man with seven DUI convictions is nailed again
- Boy expelled for throwing pie in school contest
- Topless tab tops $28,000!
- Deer crosses Golden Gate Bridge
- German couple - SEX??????
- Cross Dressing Burglar's Fashion Crime
- Must see this! ~ Naked Rollercoasting
- Woman 'overdosed on liquorice'
- What the super rich worry about
- Animal parts tie up traffic
- Man charged for arranging 'do it your self neutering" of dog
- Man driving mower on street gets DUI charge
- Lawyer fined $8,500 for barking like a dog at witness
- Arguement over the Bible makes woman attack
- Complaint about laundry line doesn't wash in Fort Lauderdale
- Dog survives five weeks in desert hole ~ Great Story!
- Man swallows knife to avoid arrest
- Arnold Schwarzenegger's cough drop pulled from EBay auction site
- Woman Arrested Carrying 266 Dead Parrots
- Volcanologists spy pink 'dinosaur' on remote webcam
- Face Transplants Pending
- Buying 162 gallons of gas when truck holds 31 was a tip to cops
- Being nice could score you a free plane ticket
- Man eats Cicadas for dinner and ends up in emergency room
- Used Underwear...Get Your Used Underwear...
- Moonlighting Cops Star in Porn Movie?
- Armed pet rescue draws jail time
- Spanky the clown faces porn charges
- Researcher pricks herself with needle containing Ebola
- Careless father lets 12 year old son drive car ~ runs over and kills toddler
- $200,000.00 Diamond disappears from Car Wreck
- Infant & toddler survive!
- Sure, swimming with toxic chemicals is dangerous, but it's worth it!
- Vital signs found in boy thought dead
- Judge goes to extremes to settle Biblical sibling dispute
- Vega$ Stinks?
- Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
- Ivan you need to be less terrible
- Cops Recruit Pizza Deliverers As Informants
- Owner Hangs On While Car Is Towed Away
- State settles suit with workers forced to do 9 minutes of unpaid work a day
- Door-to-door flasher gets 60 days in jail
- Group to deliver condoms 'in a hurry'
- Woman earns diploma at age 90
- 'Make it in Scotland' shirts made in Morocco
- Crayola to girl: "You're not a contest winner after all"
- Hello? Is this the Gay Spa?
- Frail-looking gunman begs for oxygen tank after Robbery/Scuffle
- Cigarette snatcher on a mission
- Woman Performs Own C-Section
- 13 tonnes of eggs spill on Texas highway
- Wig halts New York rollercoaster 75ft up
- Severed hand falls from sky onto boat
- Stalking the bogeyman followup
- Woman uses toe to dial for help
- Surfer goes toe-to-toe with shark
- Insults secretly added to yearbook & published
- Report: Poisonous Chinese cobra spotted in downtown Hong Kong park
- Teacher Blinds Pupils with Anti-Lice Shampoo
- Barbeque thwarted by "hot" stuff
- Sign Snafu Nearly Stops Drivers
- 3rd divorce could be a charm
- Elderly couple divorce after husband's sex change
- Elephant skewers trainer at Six Flags
- Ananova: Bank robber asks cashier for lift to his getaway car
- "It's the worst case of a mis-dialled phone number I've ever seen.
- Woman seeks government help to stop neighbours' noisy lovemaking
- Coke in a Pepsi machine
- Man with bulldozer goes on rampage.
- Denny's cook charged for ejaculating in customers food
- Dog that ate his Master ~ needs a good home
- Royal funeral for pickled heart
- Pizza Hut In Trouble Over Alleged Racial Slur
- In obesity fight, school bans birthday cupcakes
- High School Prom Souveniers ~ Shot Glasses and Champagne Flutes not the best choice
- Man drags himself to safety 3 days after wreck in Oldham
- Suspect steals cop's phone while being taken to jail on another rap
- Atlantis 'found in Spain'
- German town's name will stay Puke
- Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
- You want pants with that?
- Mom sells sons beloved Play Station 2 for punishment
- Woman gets bread & water for horse cruelty
- man robs bank... then returns money
- Woman's clothes taken during park sex
- Dog meat used in hot dogs
- Man arrested for assault with a taco
- 93 year old man, may be the only one at hs 75th High School reunion
- School says porn star can't be teen's prom date
- Ring found after 45 years
- Jail Offers Violent Inmates Aromatherapy
- For Sale by Public Auction -- Juicy Laptop Secrets
- teacher fired for students drinking milk...
- Yeh! Susie the cow gives birth to triplets... one in 105,000 chance
- 1,000-year-old 'wonder' bra
- More than half of the police officers in a US town have more than one wife
- Artists 'used semen' in protest paintings
- Austrian claims to wear world's longest bridal veil at nearly 3 km
- Man drops pants in front of Oklahoma bombing survivors
- Man making tea sees body in fridge
- 900-pound man vows he'll dance weight off
- Doctor on trial denies measuring erections
- Aligator found not wearing seat belt
- Man arrested showing up for police ride-along
- Devil saves teenager
- Dead body goes undiscovered for 20 years
- Smoke dope and keep out of trouble
- Pub 'sorry' for mouse-chewing contest
- Mary Poppins stunt lands man in hospital
- AWFULLY SAD..6 year old saves playmate from drowning may die
- Bicycle proves attractive to bees
- Men drive better with women passengers
- Pub 'sorry' for mouse-chewing contest
- 300 students wage food fight in New York; police called to restore order
- California man who attacked parrot sentenced to community service
- Lake Disappears ~ like plug pulled for a bathtub
- Parents receive Prank letter advising condoms for prom night
- Man plunges from Canyon copter in apparent suicide
- 2-year lease is no prize to raffle winner, who sues for BMW
- Clerk not amused by robber wearing Reagan mask
- Girl fights cancer with lemonade stands
- $25 buys 1-min. message beamed to space
- 2nd graders catch substitute surfing for porn
- ATV riders think they saw Sasquatch
- Arrested "Johns" shamed with photos on web
- US school bus driver 'let kids drive'
- Man outruns horse for first time
- Woman marries a month after being stabbed by husband
- Bank targets sex workers as clients