- Bank targets sex workers as clients
- Turtles Kept Lost Peruvian Fishermen Alive
- Driver sped to blow-dry car
- Web inventor finally to get rewarded
- Now available in select markets: orange cauliflower
- It's a BIRD...a PLANE...no it's Jabari the Gorilla
- 9 million bees loose after TC
- Foul Ball, Happy Ending
- Assault with a deadly snake
- Man swallows metal rods, surprised at massive stomach pains
- Spending all your money could save your life
- Man Hurls Woman Off Overpass
- Woman Bites Off Part of Boyfriend's Tongue
- Woman lays claim to world's oldest chicken
- neighbors seeing red over purple house
- British women are Europe's least hairy
- Condom maker gives out penis-measuring cards
- Fan dresses as maid to meet George Clooney
- The soup wasn't just good. It was downright addictive
- Lobster found guarding a watch
- Adult diapers found in Larry King's garbage
- University of CO President says *C* Word is "term of endearment"
- A Tiny Scrap Of Fabric Wins a Huge Following
- The Mystery of the Painted Donkey
- Spider in banana bunch bites man
- Doctor billed state after sex with patient
- 2 yr old twins break same arm, same day, same place
- Pole-dancer quits over metal allergy
- Northwest jet lands at U.S. air base by mistake; passengers told not to peek
- Woman taken off ship in irons for not securing marshmallows at Yellowstone
- Blind man charged after driving golf cart
- Woman 'starved dog' to fit in plane carry-on bag
- Rattlesnake Tosser Charged
- On a dare, 101-year-old man parachutes into record book
- Mad Monk's Member(abilia)
- UK's first ever naked shopping event held (Hugh??)
- Pigs soothed before slaughter
- Migrants wash ashore on nudist beach
- It's the Time Capsule That Network Forgot
- For Deputy Linda ~ Man would like to see a Starbucks in Lizzie Borden's home
- Dad says streaking son was "just showing off"
- 4th-graders say principal urged cheating
- Fourteen dead bunnies found hanging from playground equipment
- Doesn't anyone want stuff owned by Bon Jovi's ex-bassist?
- Naked man answers his door and is robbed
- Mother and daughter sue restaurant over spicy dish
- Where do I get some of this stuff??
- Farrell's penis 'too distracting' for audiences
- Graduation speaker scolds parents for their too-casual garb
- Cow in police custody linked to headless chicken case
- David Bowie hit in the eye by lollipop
- Panther turns out to be house cat
- No memory of who he is
- "Muscle" Toddler 1st case of gene mutation
- For $7 you can hear "son of sam"
- Where are my earplugs?
- Former Judge On Trial For Exposing Self In Courtroom - MERGED THREADS
- Shooting Spreee averted ~ lives saved ~ by friendly Dog
- Stray Cats Distract Drug-Sniffing Dog
- Microsoft 'patents human skin'
- Stinky flower ready to bloom
- Dogs gamble in Atlantic City
- DUI Poster Boy
- Hanky Panky in cars can land you in jail
- Vicar 'asks for notes only'
- Are the making a moosetake?
- Pot-flavored beverage
- Old cheque catches up with granny
- Woman 'gives birth to frog'
- Ebay prankster 'gets reply from cannibal'
- Mobile phones may damage men's sperm
- Trading Spouses anyone? ABC going to have "wife swaps"
- Free Python snake with every car rental
- Potty learning? Don't forget the cordless...
- Elvis couple's baby name dilemma
- Cane or breast for naughty pupils
- Beauty contest for goats
- Guest killed by wedding tent pole
- Chimps get their revenge
- Elvis-only station all right by fans
- Baby for sale... couple charged
- Woman finds drunken burglar wearing her clothes
- Woman inseminated with wrong sperm
- Oh Good Lord ~ Say it isn't so!
- Chuck E. Cheese accosted by angry mom
- Man files own death certificate to get out of DWI charge
- Man who wore pink tights, diaper to school sent to counseling
- Man wants to "dry out" lottery winner who shot him
- Ohio woman's granola pie recipe wins her $1 million
- Jury: Stealing a kiss isn't a crime
- Philly tourists still mimic 'Rocky Run'
- 100lb woman rank 2nd in world for eating
- Free meal promotion for relatives of Genghis Khan
- 'Worthless' painting could be worth £35m
- Policewoman shot brother in row over butter
- Sci-fi fan gets Spock ears
- Purdue University lab uses DNA testing to nail stolen tree suspects
- Coffin Show: Going Out in Style
- Hospital Sued Over Photo of Man's Genitals
- A Million Pennies Saved, Nothing Earned
- Potential juror once carved out girlfriend's eyes
- Fire extinguisher tears off arm
- Bags of Human Excrement Refused by City Trash Haulers
- Strippers Rupture Dancer's Breast Implant
- Pignappers demand 2 ears of corn, 1 ripe mango ~ later leave porkchop "cooked pig"
- couple takes home Wife-Carrying World Championship title
- woman accused of "plotting" to cut off husbands penis
- man cleared in "murder by dessert spoon".
- Podiatrist "billed" foot amputee for "cutting toe nails" etc
- No one, not even banks willing to take a million pennies.
- Man SUES for being fired after sleeping on job.
- It ONLY TOOK psychic 40 years to tell "james dean" to GET LOST
- "I didn't order RIBBIT RIBBIT with my salad"
- Man Job Hunting w/Dirty Diaper on
- Woman Taken Out With the Trash
- Women Turn To Nude Farming To Please Rain God
- Beckhams replaced by performing seals
- Fans spot mistakes in Spider-Man 2
- judge horrified at finding a mouse in his beer
- Can of Coke, spying device? Government worried
- Related to Genghis Khan? Restaurant to give free DNA tests...
- You just have to read for yourself - Adult Content
- Toy firm markets talking Jesus action figure
- Tourist got lost following 1914 guide book
- Man sues wife for being bald
- Winnipeg still world Slurpee capital
- Man found guilty of injuring woman during castration
- Couple's alleged unsafe sex leads to car wreck
- Chinese loansharks attempt to force man to sell kidney to pay back debts
- Shy moose given assertiveness training
- Inmate escapes while guards make rap video!
- car driver wrecks SAME HOUSE... TWICE
- Move over GI-Joe... here comes JESUS!!!
- Please help us Canadians... GIANT BULLFROGS are invading us
- Blind student denied access to class... her dog only responds to french commands
- Injured seagull gets Barbie's leg
- Man was raised by chickens
- Woman spent tax money on breasts
- What the???
- Talking tombstones bear messages from the grave
- 3 Injured as Disneyland Rail Ride Crashes
- DEMENTIA Ruled our world...
- Trooper finds road fatality was his wife
- 'Old, fat, lazy' George Michael shuts fan chatroom
- Water from Princess Diana's Memorial Fountain for auction
- Old woman must prove she's infertile
- Blind pilot set to fly
- Woman serves blender drink to relative, charged with murder.
- Synchronized swimming can kill you
- airport police find $47,500 cash inside passenger's stomach
- Chris de Burgh buys alien
- Mother of Jackson's accuser becomes a Jackson
- Englishman who shot self in groin jailed 5 years for illegal firearm
- 'Merlin' faces British court after going shopping with sword
- Tarzan actors' tiger escapes
- Runaway cement truck kills 17 wedding guests
- Queen meets BOB THE BUILDER
- Man swallows $47,500 to smuggle it on plane.
- 8'4" man still growing
- Misidentified body causes heartache
- Lionel Ritchie and Lenny Kravitz break up nightclub brawl
- Possible baby's foot found in chicken dinner
- The Birds
- Not a good way to die
- 'Moody' pooch alerts family in time to escape fire
- Veterinarian guilty of bludgeoning neighbor's dachshund
- Man writes great personal ads for lonely pets
- Man makes good living cleaning up bloody crime scenes, accidents
- Canadian gov't making new IMPROVED dope.
- Now this is a little freaky.
- Hey, what ever happened with the hand?
- Missing rugby player found in fridge
- Man kept cockroaches as pets
- Man Exposes Self During Airport Screening
- Parking Meter Fairy has Pink Curly Wig
- 2 yr old toddler brought back to life.
- THIS IS SCARY... 14 men acting suspicious on plane
- Public invited to take part in Uk's first porn film festival
- Store owner sued over phony wanted poster labeling Maine man a 'terrorist'
- Granny soothes intruder with stories, photos; he falls asleep
- Mother of three sued after winning $13,000 on Internet
- POLICE HUNT missing U2 SONGS. Be on look out!!!
- City sues homeowner for cutting tops off pine trees to improve view
- Man, 21, accused of serial foot kissing
- Cop on jet ski retrieves stolen 6-foot fiberglass lobster
- Scan exposes check-out worker's faked robbery
- Scientists find MONSTER raindrops.
- World's wettest area dries up.
- OK WHO poked a hole in the sky?????
- Nicole's nipple ring alerts airport security
- Charges dropped against Texas woman who held sex toy 'Tupperware parties'
- Florida man accused of attacking girlfriend with pet alligator
- Woman says in personal ad: I only want guys over 5'10"
- Cops seek man who had sex with pit bull-boxer mix
- Boy kills himself after arguing with Mom about Cell Phone Bill
- Nails Wife's Mouth Shut
- Crazed Surgeon Amputates Patient's Penis
- Kids hanging on meat hooks?
- In a MOCK terrorist exercise... cream cakes arrive before emergency crews
- Woman, 71, marries teenage student
- Traffic cop fired shots over pedestrians' heads
- Two-year-old girl takes horse world by storm
- Bar bans beer bird
- Nacho Nacho Man.. I wanna be a Nacho Man
- Released robbery suspect robs again,9 minutes later
- Linda Ronstadt kicked out of the Aladdin Hotel, Las Vegas
- Cyclists hurt after vandals stretch plastic wrap across road
- California's oldest woman loved bacon and coffee in the morning
- Baltimore tourists stranded in balloon 200 feet above ground for two hours
- 'Jap Road' to Get Name Change
- This should happen to Scott Peterson!!!
- weird looking beast in Maryland. Photos incld
- man order to move out of 1/2 of his home
- IDIOTS (you have to read to understand)
- Man Accused of Hitting Woman with Gator
- Ice cream burglar slips up
- Drunk Flight Attendants attack passenger
- Inmates go on a beer run
- Man has Potty Rage at Burger King
- School time capsule 'disappears', ruins garden
- Smoking stunts penis growth
- World War One Claims Another Victim
- Burger fan wolfs down 20,000th Big Mac
- Sprinklers come on during the movie "Singing in the Rain"
- Nothing like a stupid Inmate How bout 4
- Dad to comatose son: I'll buy you a Corvette if you wake up
- A freakish accident stuns police, teen's friends
- Don't let your 12-year-old drive the car -- even if she begs
- Who's taking swear words out of "Murder, She Wrote" books?
- Here's One for Tybee
- Airline passenger steals baggage tractor and drives it onto runway
- Judge denies murderer's request to wear makeup in prison
- Tybee has WMD's
- "chuckle" 1500 HOMING pigeons get LOST
- Man finds LOST Keys... in his leg!
- WANT BIGGER BOOBS??? Join the army, they're free.
- Firemen called to free man in SEX ROMP!
- Some GUIDE dogs for the blind are BLIND!
- Tybee -help us on the barracuda story
- Italian town bans goldfish in bowls
- 'GOTMILF' number plate upsets women
- Ohio man found dead on hospital lounge couch was thought to be sleeping
- Ex-panhandler donates $10,000 to gallery
- Woman in court after allged naked motorcycle ride
- Suit claims man found maggots in Denny's milk in Norfolk
- Forgery suspect tries to eat evidence
- Teen tells cops he's going to be honest about why he stole SUV
- Why did the chicken(s) cross the road?
- Man vs. Train
- Woman glued herself to floor