- Woman trips on vegetables, files lawsuit
- World Leader inspire bizarre Bra design
- Couple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll
- Batman scales Buckingham Palace!
- Suspicious Odour clears out Target
- Man charged for sneaking into shower with ex-girlfriend
- Woman grabs wig, nose of clown hired to taunt mayor
- Suspected cop killer's mom lauds fallen heroes
- Family necro-cannibalism! (Not for the squeamish)
- Oprah gives away 276 cars
- Hungry customer bites grocer's ear off
- Woman rips off husband's testicles
- Fire-proof house burnt to the ground
- Man wants to keep the "Fun" in Funeral with do it yourself coffin kits
- Coppertone ~ Officer uses tanning salon while on duty
- Cops give cats love, get fleas in return
- Elderly people wander into prison ~ looking for coffee shop
- God was in Wisconsin This Morning
- Half-ton man drops 321 pounds, and still counting
- Man in wheelchair attacks would-be Good Samaritan
- Lawyer says jail hanky-panky was "a hug gone bad," not sex
- Man threatens to sue after hairpiece is grabbed at restaurant
- Cops apologize for raiding wrong home
- British man holds 'would be' WWII explosive, for hours.
- Suspects end up behind bars -- at zoo
- Where do I sign up?
- Just in Time for Christmas
- Pricey purses
- Siblings charged with trashing mom's home
- College student puts fake tickets on cars, collects fines
- Shackled prisoner jumps out of speeding squad car
- New Trend: Live animals instead of lawn ornaments?
- 4 Dead Parrots ~ the continuing Saga
- Jailsick Jailbird Tries to Return to Prison
- Hostage loses job for missing work
- Rust: it's not just for breakfast anymore
- Too pretty to lick
- Wake me up before you Go Go
- Cavemen started bling-bling culture
- I will never complain about my 3rd grade teacher 'Sister Ruth' again
- Old Beer + Smart Kids = Big Bucks
- Yellow tomato causes legal dilemma
- ~*~ McSpeedbumps ~*~
- Which witch?
- Dog drives off as owner watches hockey
- Would you use a 'Nouse"?
- Magician Says Tiger Bite Was Bid to Help Him
- Wall-Eye May Have Helped Rembrandt's Vision
- Funeral parlour sets up in nursing home
- Inflatable doll leads to divorce
- Star Wars' Yoda was based on Einstein
- Church searching for Priest Idol -
- Sri Lanka's 'handball team' vanishes
- On Ramp/Off Ramp ~ they all look the same to me
- Take my advice ~ don't spit in a Cop's drink
- Hi, Swen? this is Ollie.. I can't come in today.
- Naked Woman Attacks ATM Machine
- Teen driver killed on way to visit Teen driver's shrine
- Want Fries with That Ice Cream? Ah, You're Pregnant
- Wife bites husband (another one of those stories, Hugh)
- Leaf Like Foetus born
- Man held for entering lion's den
- Dead guy late for his own funeral
- Man wins over £200K in 33 hours
- Couple have wedding reception at KFC
- The Pen is mightier than the Kryptonite
- Madonna bodyguards arrested in Israel
- Man chops off wife's tongue
- Road sprouting Ronald McDonald dolls
- "witches are after us.. says man with 8 children"
- House of Tires???
- ENTIRE Sri Lanka handball team missing
- Ignoring your wife during sports is one thing, but IGNORE YOUR DOG & HE'll Drive off
- How do you rob a bus full of POLICE? Ask Brazil theives!
- Pit bulls attack crowd in shelter
- psychology professor convicted of faking a hate crime against herself
- Man takes action after brother frames him
- Bad milkshake leads to bombing
- Pregnant woman forced to return to first husband
- McDonald's Loses Legal Fight Against MacNoodles
- Couple Fined $94,000 for One-Child Rule Lapse
- Man tries to have wife charged for 5 day 'headache'
- cockroach robot? ugggg we can't kill the real ones
- Cavemen started "bling bling" jewerly culture
- teacher cuts 17 students (age 6 to 9) ears with scissors
- Mystery "superman" in cape doing random acts of kindness
- 350 reptiles found in man's home
- ATTN: MICHAEL JACKSON Doctors ready to TRANSPLANT FACES
- Man phones family during HIS funeral
- Army deserted kept pet alligator in his hot tub.
- Scorpion world record broken
- 6th person from same town wins National Lottery
- Newspaper girl delivers by raft to flood victims - gets arrested
- 82 year old Bride dies the day after her wedding :(
- Clean up in aisle 5 please.... and hurry
- Fish Story ~ 'Max' closes in on 20
- Tee Shirt Slogan causes stir on kids TV program
- Men Do Cry - All Over the World
- Lightbulb Burns for 96 Years
- Town overrun with old people on scooters
- Woman swallowed sister-in-law's ear
- Woman killed by crucifix
- 91-year-old pickpocket nabbed
- Man in Wheelchair robs Bank
- Man arrested for riding lawn mower DUI
- Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
- French 'Spiderman' climbs 59-storey office building with bare hands
- The REAL reason I went to San Francisco.. to start NAKED YOGA.
- killer bees kill former zoo director
- ACTOR bank robbers mistaken for real deal. hauled off to police station
- Vet almost dies rescuing a stranded cow.
- If you believe in a LONG life, you'll produce more boys than girls
- State trooper issues a 205 mph ticket
- Woman sells husband's grave
- Team of prostitutes shown red card
- women's prison stages beauty pageant
- Woman sees foot come through ceiling tile above Gym locker room
- Cheerleaders suspected of 'sticker' assult
- Czechs given beers in return for blood donation
- Executive Found Frozen
- Man changes his name to "THEY"
- 20/20 show doing GAYDAR Study.
- Beer Belly Bandit strikes again
- Woman says nude man on hiking trail was "fit and well-equipped"
- Man arrested after cop spots him doing push-ups in the road
- Bald Men's Club Offers Chance to Let Hair Down
- Authorities seize 80,000 cans of dog food sold as foie gras
- Extra time for dropping pants
- What Are the Odds of a Ghost Closing Your School?
- Woman accused of sneaking through pet door
- Outraged Dad says school duct-taped son's baggy pants
- Court: Horse is not a vehicle
- Chucky caught in Alabama
- Quebec man killed in head-on crash while having sex at the wheel
- You know we're becoming a sick society when...
- Art lovers urged to strip off
- Man crashes after receiving safe driving award
- Aussie cyclists lost in French race as pranksters remove signposts
- Motorcycle enthusiasts question 205 mph ticket
- Lonely Italian Pensioner Gets Adopted
- Mysterious locked box on Arctic tundra reveals more mystery - a child's grave
- Reef Balls ~ you can sleep with the fishes forever
- Woman does handstand on exhibit piece
- Woman Killed by Gator in Ft. Myers Fl
- Lightning strikes - five times!
- Man secretly sells wife's kidney
- Brawl between manager's wives halts soccer match
- 108-Year-Old Man Starts Smoking Again
- Vancouver hookers run book club
- Cold weather forces Oktoberfest switch to wine
- Kids Banned from Tanning Salons
- Hermaphrodite suing town
- Man, wife arrested at wedding
- Man performs DIY dentistry
- Pupils made to eat cow dung in class
- Library book returned 100 years late
- Priceless Roman statue found in sewer
- Bear breaks into nursing home
- Students tracked with computer chips
- Woman arrested for cursing on phone
- Trouble just tags along on her van
- British tycoon wants to fly you to space
- Tax authorities not kryptonite defeat Superman
- Pillow fighters beat each other, but not world record
- Gold Coin Expected to Fetch $27,000
- Unfortunate Whale Speared by Cruise Ship
- Flamingo tries to hatch rock
- Family dinner escalates into shootout
- Man dies after fight over right to sunbathe nude on bar terrace
- Kids Visit Margaritaville - school kids served tequila by mistake at lunch
- Man dead after pet hamster bites him
- God promised woman a car!
- Christ floats down Rio Grande ~ draws crowds
- What The??? Siberian Boy Raised By Dogs
- 'Pirate' in hospital after ingesting garden plant
- Weird Englishman loves to roll in manure and set fire to things
- PMSing bear???
- Wal-Mart Sold NAMBLA Book!!!!
- Whale Takes Surfer For a Ride
- Driver killed after sex at the wheel
- If your OB/GYN works out of a storage . . .
- Perfect Christmas gift for spinsters
- Ring tone increases bust size
- Man fills in historic treasure after row with officials
- Drunk dad has 6-year-old son steer car on freeway
- Man sues after biting into a greasy hot onion ring
- Next Time Try Flowers...
- Man dies when street sign hits him
- Christmas theme funeral anyone???
- A spoonful of MAGGOTS a day, keeps the doctor away.
- Gun battle over chicken recipe
- Amazing Earthquake Prediction
- Fisherman nets $1.2 million in hashish!
- An "Abduction" Researcher is killed.
- Hilary Clinton action figure
- Woman drives car through airport terminal
- Sir Elton to leave fortune to godchildren
- Man disgusted to find bug deep-fried in package of chips
- Man wearing diaper faces new charges
- Phallic political artwork raises eyebrows
- Prisoners Break Out in Song -- Literally
- Police Thwart Head-Butting Ram-Raid
- Mob beats penis thief to death
- Parents Look For Answers After Son Urinated On at School
- peeping tom
- Man arrested for making obscene calls to Beaver Island
- Woman returns to 'resurrected' first husband
- Lonely Greek men board love bus
- Widower promotes John Kerry for president in wife's obituary
- Vibrator closes Australian Airport
- Moon Unit voted wierdest celeb baby name
- Oktoberfest "Lost & Found" includes glass eye
- Man skipped 136 times in 15 seconds
- Wwjvf? Wwjd?
- Roadkill exhibit. Bring your mashed & smashed pets!
- MY WORST NIGHTMARE. Hairy man festival October 16.
- Guilible taken in by abductee/contactee stories.
- Man tries to suck victim's blood
- The Great Escape
- Robbers steal 6 truckloads of chocolate in Britain
- Toddler wanders for 9KM through desert alone
- Fleeing villagers mistook disco lights for aliens
- Man gets his own back on crayfish
- Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
- Fo you make Embarrassing Bathroom sounds? fret no more!
- Robbery suspect caught on cell phone camera
- Have you ever seen a skinny Ukrainian? This may be the reason why not!!!
- Vibrating Trousers Treat Angina Heart Condition.
- Girl says bones belong to ghost
- But how do you wrap a submarine?
- N.C. woman sells naughty Barbie dolls
- Malaysian remarries first wife after 51 other marriages
- Husband chooses jail to escape nagging wife
- Robin Hood bank manager arrested
- Jeremy has the biggest one in England
- Bank safety deposit boxes crushed at scrap yard.
- Tax on Men for Violence on Women Proposed
- Credit Card sized Gun: Don't leave home without it.
- Suspect Tries to Flee in 'Lifted' Car
- Woman sold rocks to rioters
- Teacher & 23 students arrested for trespassing on field trip
- Lawyer is forced to represent client while in chains
- Curry Flavoured Toothpaste?
- student eats evidence
- Burglar left sorry notes
- Judge says woman has no right to complain over nose job
- Another 'Stinking Bloom' blooms
- American collector buys 1,200-year-old penny for $515,000 at London auction
- Philly restaurant offers $100 cheesesteak
- Man attacks own lawyer