- 40,000.00 mural unveiled at Library ~ full of spelling mistakes!
- Do Not Flush Gas
- Canada in Legal Fight to Deport Flying Squirrel
- Swiss monks seek homes for St Bernard rescue dogs
- Giant Ape might be new species.
- Man fights off bear than shoots himself
- Women want Brad to tuck them up in bed
- Swipe at justice runs afoul
- Teen faces charges after giving ex-girlfriend a "wedgie"
- Reality TV Show "The Farm" goes too far
- School attempts to kibosh "Cross Dressing Day"
- Museum visitors won't get to see nude President Bush painting
- A Real Ghost Story. Please read.
- Irish Ghost For Sale
- Passenger picked the wrong flight to get drunk
- Oops! Ohio worker mistakenly clips 28,000 seedlings
- Pair robbed twice in search of poetry
- Boy died from spider bite
- Police find 200 cats in house
- Mother fights hawk to save puppy
- Pet dog kills 5-week-old infant
- Nearly 50 break out of jail using towel rope
- World Champ advances to Go, collects $15,000
- Brits more scared of spiders than terrorists
- Woman, 60, jumped on croc's back
- Record for most hamburgers in mouth at one time: 3 and a bit
- Man fired for hunting ET at work
- State of California has a $28 check waiting for Jesus Christ
- Foul-mouthed teen may go to jail
- 57 years later, BRF's flying saucer mystery revealed as hoax
- Woman refuses to let security check her breasts to board flight.
- Church arsonist set to become church minister
- Police given bonuses to arrest criminals
- Birthday cakes for canines
- Father wanted to name son '@'
- ExCon cashing in on 'chips'
- Another reason to 'Remember the Alamo'
- B.C. town goes ape over statue of sasquatch
- Teen to Get $10Million Bill for Wildfire he started
- Belushi, Elvis impersonators arrested
- "Pleasure toys" sold at library flea market -- on church lawn
- Cemetery puts in artificial turf
- Experts Know what Made McDonald's Customers Sick
- Bowel of Porridge?
- Funeral service goes off road
- Love at first sight
- Gorilla-suited prankster caught
- True love
- Dogs not allowed to bark continuously for over 5 minutes under law
- Irate motorist's vulgar gesture turns profitable
- Man charged with assault after being asked to remove obscene signs from yard
- Oysters live, breed on cast-off toilets
- Awwww... meet the new star of the Sydney Zoo
- Boy, 11, drives 200 miles
- Girl, 14, destroys cash machine
- Matt and Ben 'to grow old together'
- Pope to get a Ferrari
- France is well positioned as the world's sexiest nation - Asian countries lag behind
- Firefighters feel the heat after engine capers
- Breast implants popular with Shanghai men
- Laundry worker finds £15K
- Honeymoon in a hospital room
- Woman steals 80 bikes
- Canadian falcon attacks Minnesota goose hunter
- Reality show to tear down British eyesore
- Teller laughs off attempted robbery
- Crop circle not a prank, group says
- Police Search For Rapist Whose Tongue Was Bitten Off
- Woman: I set a fire because my cat's litter box was full
- Judge who used f-word on bench heads to anger control session
- Golf Ball Fishing in America
- Every dog has its day - in court
- Fanatics dig up mother-in-law of lab animal breeder to feed her to Guinea pigs
- Preserved Fetus found in parking lot
- Models ace ballboys out of a job
- Driver literally plastered
- Squatter's Rights
- Horniman Museum falls foul of smut filters
- Driverless Locomotive flies through countryside at 80KM
- Men More Willing to Sleep with Their Boss?
- Human Lie Detectors Almost Never Miss, Study Finds
- Hawaiian Wal-Mart built on ancient burial site
- 'Drunk' Accused Of Taking Plane For Joyride
- Wild Ride: Cruise Control Sticks At 120 Mph
- 'Erotic Gherkin' takes design gong
- Sheep Sighting A Mystery
- Missing painting found in gypsy's flat
- Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers
- Gigantic mushroom stuns Swiss scientists
- Police: Boy Accidentally Strangled Himself During Prank
- Woman claims to find insect in McDonald's apple pie
- Roofer killed by boiling tar
- Gingerbread house for demolition
- Woman hires billboard to find a hubby
- Man's TV transmits international distress signal
- Husband sues after cemetery buries another next to his wife
- 'Escape king' leaves dummies behind in jail break
- Moose On A Wire? How The Heck Did He Do This?
- Beware of the human lie detectors
- Man captures UFO on video
- Police Say Woman Stabbed Husband's Penis
- Prostitutes' Soccer Team Loses to Cops
- German on HIV vendetta against Thai girls
- Banana Straightener
- Woman stays indoors for 14 years
- Peru develops edible super guinea pig
- Spider-Man' strikes again, climbing 47-storey Total building
- Brothers bump into each other after 53 years apart
- Man allegedly forges jail release papers
- Swearing can make men impotent
- Car falls from cliff while couple have sex
- Dance cures women's health problems
- Company offers "Space Memorial Services" to blast ashes to space
- Pastor admits telling airport screeners he had a bomb was stupid
- Armed robber surprises clerk by falling through ceiling
- Firefighters revive pet macaw
- Love-Making Couple Sparks Police Emergency
- What the??? I've NEVER seen anything like this
- MAYBE this town has "bragging rights" but MY home town has a UFO landing pad.
- Man shoots at mouse, hits girlfriend
- Grandmother kept on hold for six hours
- Man sells his wedding invite on ebay
- Man Aims for Mouse, Shoots Girlfriend Instead
- Rabbits RUN MAN out of his own home.
- Man smuggles $197,000 out of country BY SWALLOWING IT.
- Boy babies less likely with single moms.
- Nicholson ate apple pie between love making bouts
- Halloween banned - to save witches' feelings
- Driver Fined for Cramming Pony in Hatchback
- Old bills create fuss at Taco Bell
- Buried treasure dug up
- Story behind mummified remains in Alabama mortuary like Halloween tale
- Stranger moves into woman's house
- Ghostly threat in will
- A Ghoul and His Money ($37,400!) Will Soon Part
- Engine falls off plane during flight
- Test subjects to lie down on the job
- Ghost-buster has plenty of spirit
- Extreme Pumpkins
- Sex Offender Can Run for Congress in NJ
- Teacher Jailed After Brawl With Parent
- 100,000 Pennies Saved Are 100,000 Pennies Spurned
- Man tries to swap stolen $110,000 religious book for used car
- British armed forces recognise first ever Satanist
- Lenny Kravitz sued over toilet
- What chewed off babys fingers?
- Haute couture Condoms
- Flatulent Robot is Britains top toy
- Fat policemen ordered to diet
- Frustrated Hubby calls police
- New chewing gum for hunters
- R.I.P. shirts become an urban tradition
- Shot in the head, trucker is most concerned about not crashing
- Man is elected homecoming queen at Minnesota university
- Britons Want Homer Simpson as U.S. President
- Man accidentally kills self with groin stab
- Peekaboo Pants
- Smells of NYC become fragrances
- Mother given wrong baby to breast feed
- Couple name baby Speedy Gonzales
- Elvis tops dead rich list
- Men 'tried to smuggle 600 frogs'
- Judge throws party for condemned man
- Lovelorn Japanese gangster offers severed pinkie
- Report: Buddhist monks fall for beer girls
- Putting the 'rest' in 'restaurant'
- Judge throws party as she sends man to prison
- Teacher charged with beating parent is fired
- Scientists discover little tiny ancient people - NO JOKE
- World's biggest origami penis
- Thieves tried to steal giant tooth
- Coffee made from cat droppings
- Western women can't squat
- Half-ton man recovering from surgery
- Boy, 4, dies after he's hit by car driven by boy, 10
- Twin 16-year-old brothers both get perfect SAT scores
- Letting it all hang out -- exhibitionists, voyeurs and the just plain curious mingle
- Stop the Presses
- Condom Muffin
- School boy suspended for cannabis muffins
- Thieves undone by parrot
- 'Chernobyl turned sweetcorn into M&Ms'
- Man superglued condom to penis
- Free meals for lasting love
- Tiny Terror: Court rules Chihuahua is vicious
- 7/11 Baby Bonus
- Would-be cop hid wood in hair
- Guest pays hotel bill after 24yrs
- Caregiver Stores Dead Woman in Freezer
- Man says tossing electrical wire into wife's bath was "a stupid idea"
- Bookish bank robber sentenced to 9 years
- Man threatens to kill girlfriend for backing Kerry
- Dog Calls 911 and unlocks door
- Matthew McConaughey naked ghost chase
- (Almost) 'Lady Godiva' arrested
- Off-duty officer in costume attacked
- Girl sues after school won't let her hand out pro-Jesus literature
- Woman arrested for stealing boyfriend's remains from cemetery
- Metalworker fabricates sword, slays coworker
- Scottish town plans to officially pardon witches executed centuries ago
- Zoo gets into Halloween spirit
- Foul sex offender?
- Woman says house haunted, offers it on eBay
- Furore over Fuhrer costume at school Halloween
- Alien Skull Mystery Continues
- Conductor Stamps Dead Passenger's Train Ticket
- lawmakers want ban on human names for pets
- Girlfriend digs up boyfriends grave for BEER.
- Saddam's left leg for sale
- Blind car thief crashed into tree
- Renee sends underwear home by courier
- Canadian Man gives Cans of Beer to Trick or Treaters
- Woman returns $1,100 in real thrift store find
- Cops: Boss' coffee spiked with urine, chemicals
- Man scribbles out $91,595.25 check to buy a Porsche (but only had 900.00 in bank)
- Topless woman spanks man's bare butt during Christmas parade
- Flashing sign gets army rebuke
- Pensioner's coffin features alarm
- Kids attacked by temple monkeys
- Pizza deliveryman attacked by gang of pumpkin-wielding thugs
- Wife allegedly slices off 80% of husband's penis
- Osama's appearance in pantomime upsets parents
- Man claims ex-wife swiped winning lottery ticket
- Mayor pleads guilty to using public funds for psychics
- Insurers advise clients to eat chocolate
- Man tried to convert lions to Christianity
- Naked Canadian Guy runs around LAX climbs in jet wheel well
- Man creates time machine
- U.S. obesity epidemic weighing down planes, pushing up fuel costs
- Bronze statue not the same from all angles
- Want to bid on a serial killer's car?
- Marriage proposal turns ugly
- Off-duty officer dressed as Shrek scares thief into giving up
- Read a Book, Get Oral Sex
- World's cleverest woman can't find a job
- DJ begs Liz Hurley to take his virginity
- Man claims he's Jesus, fires random shots
- Three Sentenced for Providing Sex on a Golf Course
- Reclusive "mystery person" wins school board election
- Odds on centenarian collecting birthday bet
- Say 'no' to cupcakes
- buyer pays $257,400 for lucky mobile phone number 133-3333-3333
- Tin of Ancient Roman Cosmetic Cream Found
- McDonalds bans overweight people from it's commercials
- KKK Costume Wins First Prize -- And A Suspension
- Inmate killed in freak accident
- Missing elderly couple had lost their way
- World's biggest book
- Boy, 11, sues mum over broken promise
- Cops: Cabbie killed unruly passenger