- Pile of 1,818 Krispy Kremes sets a world record
- To comply with polling rules, woman strips down to bra to cast vote
- Mashed potato, casserole soft drinks hit US shelves
- Snakes lose charm for veteran reptile handler
- 'Sex on stage' couple in court
- Saddam's left leg seized
- Husband's snoring drove wife to sleep on stairs
- Police rescue man from bride at hen party
- Wife suspects husband over sexy texts
- 'Blind' man caught driving van
- Man, 43, Arrested For Kicking Boy, 5
- Student suspended for doing handstands and cartwheels
- Fish "SANG" during Hurricane Charley.
- "Jim Jones" Jonestown massacre/ did not die same day
- Fort Wayne BOOM returns
- Dingo gets into hotel room NEAR 3 month old baby
- Border Inspectors Find Girl Sealed In Piņata
- Woman Takes Revenge on Wrong Man
- Children's Strip Lessons Canceled!!
- A train that runs on feathers.
- Raw Oysters Kill 1, another critical
- Beavers Build Big Bucks Dam
- EBay Cancels Bids for Virgin Mary Sandwich
- Man wants compensation for gay pig
- Woman takes nine years to pass her driving test
- Moose hunter banks on bagpipes
- Head of Alaskan School has himself whipped
- Drunk priest claims drink was spiked
- Doctor missed 45 stab wounds
- Woman believes in Big Foot after seeing a mysterious creature
- Grilled Cheese BACK on eBay
- Elderly prostitute wins right to work
- Prisoner's Cookbook(For Scott!)
- Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby
- Aussie brewery offers cases of beer as reward for stolen baby Jesus' return
- Lard shortage imperils British festive treats
- Station to apologize for hoax report
- Disabled dolphin gets first artificial fin
- French police unwittingly aide jewellery thief
- Fish survives four days in Iranian fridge
- Groom-to-be stole, hocked fiancee's ring, police say
- Driver hurt by tossed turkey
- Dad hurt when 10 year old crashes car during driving lesson
- Dick Cheney ~ Overexposed
- Fighting Like Cats and Dogs
- Poppyseeds cost man his license
- Boy, 9, is able to spell a word with 310 letters
- Microsoft devotes entire department to filtering spam from Gates' inbox
- Gourmet Brew or Hangover Cure?
- Truck driver gives panhandler $1, then accidently runs over him
- Man's wallet returned after 35 years!
- Guaranteed To Make You Suffer Or Your Money Back
- 40-Year-Old 'Baby' Charged With Groping Nurses
- Employees: Boss Spanked Us for Mistakes
- Senior sends would-be purse snatcher to hospital
- Amazing Kreskin wants to fight corruption in Jersey
- Students return purse containing $43,000
- Potty Tipping hit's Alabama
- Swarms of locusts descend on southern Israel
- Librarian wants criminal charges on late returners
- Rock'n'roll to blast across new frontiers
- It's 'Don't Bring Your Guns to Work Day'
- Mom's Dying Secret Yields Corpse, Possibly Dad's
- Man cuts off teens' penises for theft: Police
- Teacher frightens school children telling them Astroid on collision course
- Best to leave your camera phone behind when visiting Saudi Arabia
- 3 Wives attempt suicide together after shopping argument
- For those who care to Tie One On
- Dolphins 'protect' lifeguards from great white
- Unlocked sliding door foils robbery attempt
- Thieves snatch DaimlerChrysler boss's limo
- Beyonce has curry flown 3,000 miles
- Vermont police hunt down cheese saboteurs
- Blonde jokes to be banned?
- World's oldest man likes a beer
- World's largest bottle of wine bought
- Man kills self with own electric chair
- Man insists that a higher power told him to grow marijuana
- Dad runs down robbers with SUV
- Baby suffocatesin doated crib weeks after family lost home in fire
- Actress to post breast xrays online
- Woman stole holy tear
- SpongeBob kidnapped, held for ransom
- Giant Jesus makes many stop
- Hurricanes' remnants unearth treasures
- Money Can't Buy Love But Gets a Foot in Door
- Some Americans Hope to Meet Spouse on Flights
- Cocaine haul hidden in giant squid
- Coffee deal grinds to halt
- Senior citizen robs bank, buys vodka
- A drink in every State of the Union ~ it took 21 years
- Stray house on the highway
- 'Mother' tops survey of English's most beautiful words
- Locusts won't cure diabetes, Saudis told
- Room at the inn for Mary and Joseph
- Man operates - on himself
- British man is world's best Santa
- Dog who longed for puppies nurses kittens
- Busy mourners can soon grieve online
- Michael Jackson bidding to buy "Ghost in bottle" on ebay
- Jesus appears on fish stick
- Beauty contest for prisoners
- British cop accused of speeding by motorist he booked for same offence
- Parking attendant wins $149-million
- Message man: Teen text-messaging king
- Turkey Dispute Leads To Stabbings
- In Debt? Sue The Credit Card Company!!!
- Snap on Teeth
- Vandals glue store locks on 'Black Friday'
- Huge Grinch erected on lawn after neighbours complain about Christmas display
- Urine may cause bridge to collapse
- Loved Ones remains make a gem of a keepsake
- Chocolate Room
- Bow and arrows used to smuggle mobile phones into prison
- Teenager charged in booms that frightened neighborhood
- Surgery removes man's sixth finger, toes
- Police Apologize for Sending Child Porn
- Swarm of bees attacks rescuers at crash
- Family Sues Japanese Restaurant Over Flying Shrimp
- Hospital error kills patient
- Optimists Club Calls It Quits
- Naughty Santa draws negative attention
- Wallet returned after 30 years ~ Great Story :)
- Lotto thief wins for real
- Exploding Lava Lamp Kills Man
- Gamers to kill for real?
- Forget bronzed baby boots or framed photos - how about gold umbilical cords?
- Breakfast cereal looked like ET
- Letter arrives - 286 years late
- woman performs c-section to save puppies
- Man Walks Free After Wife Forgives Murder Bid
- Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
- Woman feels "violated" after her fake 18-foot palm tree is stolen
- glow-in-the-dark underwear
- In-Line Skaters Charged in Puppy Theft
- Police: Mall Security Guard Caught Stealing On Tape
- Man Faces Charges For Allegedly Doing Laundry In Yard Naked
- Town Raffles Rifles to Raise Money for School
- Lumberjack's revenge
- Hotel offers $3000.00 cocktail
- Suitcase stolen with girl, 3, inside
- Baby Jesus stolen from creche; Ledger offers $1,000 reward
- Powerball Winner spends night in the slammer
- Man swears he won't perform more castrations
- Bank Machine Distributes Fake Money
- 'Celibate' monk tried to pick up undercover cop
- 1st grader brings grenade to show and tell
- Woman says God led her to van sought in son's death (Good Story!)
- Ambulanceman tried to pick up prostitute
- Hockey fan shook breasts at junior game
- Suicide Hotline-Busy?!?!
- Cat man got stuck up tree
- Man peed in display toilet
- Man didn't know he had nail in skull
- Salvation Army using cardboard bell-ringers
- Two Strangers and a Wedding
- Cops Recover Donuts
- Thailand tackles unrest with origami birds
- Chocolate nativity leaves Italians' mouths watering
- Honey, Here's Why You Shouldn't Hitch-Hike...
- Keeping an Eye on Santa
- Tipster turns down $40,000 reward
- College Sued For Giving Cat MBA
- 4TH Grader Suspended For Selling Jello "Shots"
- Peeing in Public
- OH This hurt my stomach, I'm laughin' so hard. IT SPARKED MAJOR SEA RESCUE...
- Devil Santa - Church angered
- How does a man get bit twice in one day by snakes?
- Penis Tree
- Human Glands evolved from GILLS
- I heard about this on the radio. BOWEL BUDDIES
- Firemen deliver world's largest stocking
- Brain sent through the post
- Woman says she was never tempted to keep $40K in found loot; gets reward
- Boston allows parking violators to pay tickets with toys for needy kids
- Nativity scene sparks outrage
- Florida Deputy Videotaped Urinating In Elevator
- Hairy Toes Give Away Alleged Peeper
- Assault With A Dangerous Pork Chop
- Woman keeps her passwords taped on her computer at work
- Obsolete Laws Cleared
- Famous Atheist Now Believes in God
- K-9 Used to Subdue Naked Suspect
- Mother sues state for cost of education
- Cat Man Gets Stuck In A Tree
- Atlanta man dressed as Santa charged with beating up 74-year-old woman
- Drunken British soldier leaves party in suicide bomber costume; prompts alert
- Preschoolers get Kibbles & Bits
- Cat's headstone proves to be 10th Century artefact
- Girl arrested, handcuffed for taking scissors to school
- Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision
- Man urinates on $1,000 shoe display
- baby born with no face
- 7 die at KITE festival.
- Man's suicide blamed on brain parasite he picked up in Mexico.
- Not tonight hon, gotta headache. BUT IF YOU HAVE A COLD... WELL............
- Shoes sold separately, not in PAIRS
- Just in Time for Christmas
- Posh and Becks hire butler to unwrap presents
- City pulls plug on home in drawbridge
- Parishioners leave pews to chase bandit who stole collection cash
- Four-foot python found in box with returned DVD!
- Annual Bad Sex Writing Award goes to...
- Mother-in-Law in Curry
- Dog drags infant out of bed, kills her
- Copyright Reminder
- Man Found Himself on the Internet
- Oops, just kidding
- He Paid Support, but there's no child!!
- Don't Watch Me Sell These Drugs!!
- Move over grilled cheese, this man had Jesus in his teeth.
- Career determines a person's hairstyle
- Boob job for sailor
- Imported Christmas trees fetch hefty prices in Hawaii
- Strippers ordered to wear permits on stage
- Rats! The perfect stocking stuffer
- Soldier has pal shoot him so he doesn't have to return to Iraq
- Man gets back at neighbors by painting home brilliant green
- Elderly woman with walker makes sad bank robbery attempt
- Mom is furious after her son, 5, is cuffed by cops at school
- Ice cream for dogs launches
- Holy man stays standing for 2 years
- Parents brawl at kids' play
- Woman assults man with Cooking Tongs
- Gay penguins found in Japanese aquariums
- Ban on Indoor Nudity
- $50,000 Cloned Kitten Truly Isn't One of a Kind
- Marriage lasts 90 minutes
- New Calendar?
- Ominous scrawl inside a old dresser drawer sparks search for body
- 55-year-old U.S. woman delivers triplets for her daughter
- Elvis fan sells three tablespoons of H20 from cup supposedly used by the king
- Colorado man admits Christmas lights website was a scam
- Man Arrested For 'Filling' The Tank
- Man accused of mailing dead animals, used condoms to homes is busted
- Intruders break into wrong house, apologise
- Truck-driving dog slams into Arkansas storefront
- John Bobbit Cleared in Sex Toy case
- Dogs get facelifts on new reality show
- Cops follow trail of pine needles to nab Christmas tree thief
- Kitchen gets 'Royal' ceremony
- Lottery winner, 94, sues to get it all now
- What century do we live in? Woman cannot get divorce while pregnant.
- New Orleans hotel tackles hangovers with 'Recovery Concierge' service
- Cat survives three frigid days in snowbank
- Wiener wagon hotbed of sin
- Judge settles custody dispute by tossing coin
- Wal Mart Manager orders employees to shoot cat
- Woman married corpse
- Beatles' loo roll up for auction