- Welcome
- Drifter arrested after cow assaulted
- Woman finds peanut butter in coffee can
- Woman Gets Bank Deposit With Breakfast
- Grinch, Santa, Other Inflatables Stolen
- Bakersfield Prostitute strips attacker and takes him to Police
- A World Drinking Record
- 'tranny' Castrates Self, Fakes Bias Crime
- Canada's Love Affair with Marijuana
- Robber flees after cashier throws demand note at him
- Burglars Go Back To Ask For Receipts
- Womans kills husband in drum of acid then cuts off his feet!
- Thief mistakenly hops into cop car
- You call this a bonus?
- Cash-strapped German city to levy sex tax
- Niagara Falls jumper fined
- Man in Santa suit robs bank in Pennsylvania
- Layoffs Hit Elves at Arctic SantaPark
- Case of puppy love gone too far!
- Carol-loving Judge spreads holiday cheer!
- Neighbors' feud keeps holiday lights shut off
- Seniors get sex-talk line by mistake
- Sold, for $40 Million! 2 Seats on a Russian Rocket
- Stabbed 14 Times Over A Haircut
- Swimmers say club's ban on nudity doesn't suit them
- Irish crowd into tomb for solstice watch
- Oh deer! Hold that train!
- Students offered vacation for sperm
- 'Tortured' with Rap??
- 'Banana Tide' Brings Christmas Cheer
- Wall St spared nude financial presentation
- Dutch Search through garbage for Diamonds.
- Rapist paraded naked through streets
- Croc kills one, traps men up tree
- Dog survives euthanization
- Chicago panhandlers get $99,000 settlement
- Fishermen Dress Lobster as Barbie
- Woman fired for not being Christian enough
- Mexican Shot By His Own Dog
- Naked Man Nabbed For Seeking Shower In Car Wash
- 'Mr. Christmas' pulls plug on light display
- Serial Robber draws on Moustache with Pencil
- Man doesn't want to return to home after $1 million theft
- Trio arrested for breaking in and performing dental work
- Inmates Get Apples, Not Coal, at Christmas
- Halt! Only 3 earrings per Lobe!
- Thieves Clip Hair From Horse Manes, Tails
- Hugh Grant Flees from Hookers
- Dog Chews Off Sleeping Man's Toes
- Queen's Corgi Killed By Princess Anne's Terrier!
- OK, If this DOES NOT belong here, nothing does...
- Former Miss South Africa attacked by hippo
- Polite robber hitting Florida banks
- Reindeer tackles NBC reporter in Alaska
- Christmas Miracle ~ The Cat Came Back!
- Loser of Christmas lights contest rips down winner's display
- Swallowed diamond ring shows up as evidence in US
- Vegetarian Virgin Mary Ad Riles Boston Church
- Family Buries Wrong Man Due to Prison Mix-Up
- Shopper finds $25,000 on supermarket floor
- Bad gifts with best intentions
- Santas beaten in public specticle
- Fraternity Brothers Catch, Kill, Eat Possibly Rabid Raccoon
- 2-year-old seeks lost wages in playground mishap
- Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas
- Chimps to have retirement home in U.S.
- French thieves drive victim home for Christmas Eve
- Reputed NY Mobster Shoots Man for Heckling Singer
- Crook returns stolen car, writes apology
- Man arranges shooting to woo woman
- 200 couples married in mass ceremony in Bangladesh
- Century Old Small Pox Scabs found in NM Library
- Zoo visitors get unexpected thrill from escaped tiger
- Dad's head found in a shed
- Town 'sold' on eBay back up for sale
- Couple joins Mile High Club hall of fame
- Cross-Dressing NY Restaurant Sues Over Review
- Man asks Neighbour to help move body
- Worlds Biggest Snake Caught! (Nope-not Scott Peterson)
- TV Series "Romper Room" Mirror stolen
- Morality Police to Ban New Year Trinkets
- Dog Rides Train From Greenwich to Harlem
- Woman upset with gift tosses Molotov cocktail into home
- Student bets on himself to date Kylie Minogue
- Man's product seeks to potty train cats
- Man trapped under mountain of books, newspapers; rescued after two days
- A lucky Dog Doe afternoon
- Top phony pizza names
- Impaled on motorcycle handlebars, N.C. man proposes
- Pet Hamster found safe in ShopVac after 2 months!
- Stolen baby Jesus figure is returned with a coat of brown paint
- Woman sues Starbucks for 10 Million over Coffee Burns!
- Man who stored 114 cats in freezer says he shouldn't be charged
- Nude Barbie Photos Are Free Speech
- Airline passenger suffers heart attack but 15 doctors aboard to help
- Fruitcake-eating champ crowned in Buffalo
- 'We're old, we're cranky' ruled out as state slogan
- Holdup note on check leads to arrest
- Town with sense of humor may require men to grow beards
- China Rings in New Year, Rings Out Hemorrhoid Ads
- Second Time Unlucky for Burglar
- Couple weds at minister's bedside
- Art Carney Sanitation Facility
- VA. Folks flush with Rat problem!
- Butt Hole Road ~ Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003
- Bag Of Chips Contains More Than Munchies
- Teenage Girl spikes Mom's Gatorade with Bleach
- Crocodile Hunter could be in hot water
- For sale: Aircraft carrier
- Long lost brothers check into same hospital
- Teen badly burned when Mom used Gasoline on Lice
- Dead Man's Dangling Legs Greet Couple
- Woman Charged With Stealing 50 Glass Eyes
- Thief Makes Off With Frosty Float
- Thieves joyride with 2 dead in back... but they didn't know that
- Lucky Dog
- Many Britons stumped where 'Chicago' musical is set
- BRITNEY SPEARS MARRIED??? TO Jason Alexander (George on Seinfeld?)
- Woman donates estate to help "White" babies
- San Francisco's Richest Hobo
- Dead man comes back to life at N.M. funeral home
- Alleged robber leaves big clue -- jail ID
- Exec heads to jail for mislabeling doughnuts as low-fat
- Boy rescued after climbing into stuffed-animal grabber machine
- What if this is true? OMG my heart
- Diana's Letter: It Was Charles
- Dressed in her school uniform, 11-year-old sold heroin, police say
- Man who hit 11 cars trying to park pleads guilty to drink driving in England
- Blizzard babies in Colorado
- Crook survives 8-story plunge
- Man's bail posted with phony money
- Man Seeks Christian Nudist Colony
- Fleeing authorities, trio then asks for help... dead found where they were hiding
- Naked walker sentenced
- Burglar Delivers Himself to House in Box
- Man says cable TV is responsible for wife's 50-pound weight gain
- Soldier who lost legs in explosion barred from club because of shoes
- A woman looses it!!
- Man Charged For Wearing Skimpy Swimsuit
- Polish fishermen charged with fish abuse
- Customers getting foul language when ordering from Burger King
- Woman dislikes carrying coffin photo of crash victim, as ordered by court
- Thief caught by shop owner
- Public defender cuffed, consoled by client
- 40 year old serial bride with 27 marriages
- Paul Burrell plans West End stage show
- Texas man receives $7.7 million water bill
- Female circumcising! California couple charged.
- Teenager competes in surf meet 10 weeks after losing arm in shark attack
- Music teacher accused of having sex with boy, 11
- Armed Robber Disguises Self As Chicken
- Tea kettle repels home intruder
- GM Recalls 824,000 Cars to Fix Steering
- Homeless man evicted from golf course
- Wacky Warning winners... ROFL!
- King Seeks Funds for Palaces for 11 Wives
- Professor Cyborg? He says someday "we might be one too"
- This is so SAD :( Five-year-old killed after truck hits bus
- Crime Victims Violated on Internet.
- Woman with messy house gets jail time?
- Potatoes with your computer anyone?
- Condom chowder suit settled
- Man jumps into lions pit
- Dentist faces battery charges for ripping cap from patient
- Driver is arrested over car art
- Boy, 12, bests burglar
- Man arrested after giving cop a sneak peek at robbery note
- 1st Mummified Lion found in egypt
- Chilling crime: Streakers in restaurant watch as their car, clothes stolen
- Yelling at teens for playing loud music was crime, Montana court rules
- West Virginian firefighter accused of setting fire to mother's mobile home
- eBay joker auctions off West Virginia
- Topless Passenger freaks out on Flight
- Bagpipes shut down Portland Jetport
- Commercial pilot arrested for obscene gesture
- Kind of sad, foster children not entitled to inheritance
- Yah man! Jamaican man sold more than a ton of pot
- Web cam watchers help injured Iowa woman
- Withdrawal of note costs robber
- Dog attends friends funeral!!!
- Family Members Go To Extreme Lengths Searching For Dog
- Money Troubles ~ Rare 1000.00 Bill Impounded
- Man Says He Found Fried Mouse In His Chicken Lunch (with Photo!) LOL
- Man Steals Dump Truck to make Beer Run
- Teenage girl's x-ray vision baffles scientists
- Children fear Scientist Hawking is victim of serial attacker
- Diamonds are a Cows best friend.
- Elderly couple end marriage in row over payout from $25-million lottery
- Judge falls asleep in court
- Thief steals bag with $100,000 US from vehicle of West Virginia lottery winner
- Police Told to Watch Their Ps and Qs
- Man Gets 10 Years for Heroin-Soaked Clothes
- 13 accused of spreading Aids in gay orgy
- Two die aboard same BA flight
- Boy falls through ice trying to get phone
- Town's website lists names of people whose checks bounced
- Belly-laugh Joke Goes Belly-up In Turkey
- What's In A Name?
- Bozo Criminals
- Woman Claims to Have World's Smallest Dog
- Man sentenced to YOGA? for hitting his wife.
- Woman fends of robber with stapler
- 'Monster in the closet' was a burglar
- Heavy trucker receives apology
- Doctors remove 176-pound tumor
- Cookie campaigner's sweet victory
- troops want to fill hole Sadam found in
- 92 yr old bank robber sentenced
- Thief Fakes Heart Attack to Outwit Police
- Jethro Tull keyboardist receives sex change
- Fiiiiinally - high school diploma presented
- Man leaves photo of genitals on hotel vending machine
- Priest put on leave after pot plants found in rectory
- Couple demands halt to neighbor's smoking
- Losing his pants, Oregon inmate gets collared again
- Elephant Makes Daring Escape from Zoo
- Texas Church Cards People Who Patronize Adult Stores
- Nude Hiker
- Toddler survives for days in cold car with mom's body
- On Top of a Big Hill
- Man wears bumblebee costume to court
- Austria claims to have invented tartan kilts
- KFC ~ Kentucky Fish Cuisine?
- FRIENDS characters and you Dogs Personality?
- 10-month-old drowns in toilet
- lottery winner buying hedonistic headstone
- Robin Givens critically injures pedestrian
- Woman who poisoned boyfriend chokes to death
- So sad: Man, 70 puts ad in paper, just wants a friend
- Fish fights flames, avoids fry, saves Minnesota school
- New York state jail employee busted for stealing prisoners' underwear
- 'Boys Are Stupid' merchandise removed
- 'Clown Bandit' creates comedy of errors
- 83-year-old bowler strikes record
- Transsexual sues athletic club
- Drunk American deported for splashing baby
- Thief checkmated at bank
- Jury rejects claim soup drove man nuts
- Five sets of twins born at St. Mary's in one day
- Cell doors left unlocked twice at US prison
- Some schools in Mexico get rare snow day
- Thief swipes Yoda in bronze
- Chile con Calculator
- Baby Born with second head to get surgery
- Lovers top contract killing hit list
- Cubans attempt floating Vintage car to Florida
- Texas Woman strikes OIL... in her TOILET!!
- Second-grader suspended for telling classmate he would go to hell for cursing
- Online girlfriends sell love to dateless
- Man Lives with Dead Brother for 18 Months