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stmarysmead
04-26-2011, 08:29 AM
Chris Coleman is another one of the World's unluckiest people..if you accept his story that he is innocent,

1. Chris is unlucky because...of all the people in the Joyce Meyer Ministry, including Meyer's own son, this vengeful Maniac settled on Chris Coleman, a mid level manager , as his target for taking revenge on...Joyce Meyer. This killer felt that destroying Coleman's family rather than someone in Meyer's OWN family would be a more devastating blow to the Televangelist. Chris is unlucky that this Killer-Maniac had such poor reasoning skills.

2. Chris is unlucky that this Killer had such easy access to his place of employment and, in particular, Chris' office... and could move in and out like a phantom. Chris is even more unlucky that this Killer is a computer genius who was able to enter his office, unseen, and hack into his computer and send the death threats. How terribly unlucky to be up against a criminal genius with such capabilities.

3. Chris is unlucky that just when his marriage was improving and he was joining Sheri at an altar call for couples, that the social niceties required that he house-hunt in his hometown with his Florida mistress, and help her find a job near him. Strange that he would want to relocate Tara to the very area where a Maniac was already threatening his "other" loved ones.

4. Chris is unlucky that the Maniac's paint color choices just happened to match the his very own color favorites in that they BOTH liked "apple red." If only the Maniac killer had liked burnt umber.

5. Chris is unlucky that the killer chose to strike on the very day that he told his Mistress he would be filing for a divorce that...ummm...he had done nothing about. Talk about awkward coincidences!

6. Chris is unlucky that after he refused to send Sheri and the boys remains to her family claiming financial hardship, that his plans for a summer cruise with his mistress were revealed. And the credit card for her that he was financing. It's all about where you WANT to spend your money, I guess. Sheri, even in death, was not a priority.

7. Chris is unlucky that he spent his family's last night on earth sexting with his Mistress instead of checking to see if his windows and doors were locked.

8. Chris is unlucky that of ALL the traveling he did with the Ministry, and all the DAYS AT A TIME when his little family was alone in that house...that the Killer Maniac chose to slay them and spray paint the house...during a brief 55 minute interval when CHRIS WAS IN TOWN. Go figure.

9. Chris is unlucky that when his Pastor Dad was questioned , the first "friend of Sherri's" whose name he gave to the police...was not any of her current close local friends but a friend..in FLORIDA. Now isn't that odd? Chris was unlucky that the first "friend of Sheri's" Daddy Pastor thought of..was his very own Mistress.

10. Chris is unlucky that he missed that exit on a route he must have driven MANY MANY times on the one day he needed to get home fast. And he's unlucky that the Maniac didn't show up on the neighbors video...or leave mud (Phantom that he is) when he came through the window to kill. Unlucky Chris was up against an immaculate Killer who in 55 minutes got in the House, killed a strong young woman..went room to room exterminating her kids...stayed around spray painting walls..and mopped up his own mess...before exiting UNSEEN and getting back to his mode of transportation UNSEEN before the neighbor came over to find the BODY.

Unlucky Chris was up against a Killer Genius of the Highest Competence....who now is apparently satisfied that he has brought Joyce Meyer to her emotional and financial knees and has gone on his way.

Poor unlucky Chris!

robinparten
04-26-2011, 08:41 AM
Chris Coleman is another one of the World's unluckiest people..if you accept his story that he is innocent,

1. Chris is unlucky because...of all the people in the Joyce Meyer Ministry, including Meyer's own son, this vengeful Maniac settled on Chris Coleman, a mid level manager , as his target for taking revenge on...Joyce Meyer. This killer felt that destroying Coleman's family rather than someone in Meyer's OWN family would be a more devastating blow to the Televangelist. Chris is unlucky that this Killer-Maniac had such poor reasoning skills.

2. Chris is unlucky that this Killer had such easy access to his place of employment and, in particular, Chris' office... and could move in and out like a phantom. Chris is even more unlucky that this Killer is a computer genius who was able to enter his office, unseen, and hack into his computer and send the death threats. How terribly unlucky to be up against a criminal genius with such capabilities.

3. Chris is unlucky that just when his marriage was improving and he was joining Sheri at an altar call for couples, that the social niceties required that he house-hunt in his hometown with his Florida mistress, and help her find a job near him. Strange that he would want to relocate Tara to the very area where a Maniac was already threatening his "other" loved ones.

4. Chris is unlucky that the Maniac's paint color choices just happened to match the his very own color favorites in that they BOTH liked "apple red." If only the Maniac killer had liked burnt umber.

5. Chris is unlucky that the killer chose to strike on the very day that he told his Mistress he would be filing for a divorce that...ummm...he had done nothing about. Talk about awkward coincidences!

6. Chris is unlucky that after he refused to send Sheri and the boys remains to her family claiming financial hardship, that his plans for a summer cruise with his mistress were revealed. And the credit card for her that he was financing. It's all about where you WANT to spend your money, I guess. Sheri, even in death, was not a priority.

7. Chris is unlucky that he spent his family's last night on earth sexting with his Mistress instead of checking to see if his windows and doors were locked.

8. Chris is unlucky that of ALL the traveling he did with the Ministry, and all the DAYS AT A TIME when his little family was alone in that house...that the Killer Maniac chose to slay them and spray paint the house...during a brief 55 minute interval when CHRIS WAS IN TOWN. Go figure.

9. Chris is unlucky that when his Pastor Dad was questioned , the first "friend of Sherri's" whose name he gave to the police...was not any of her current close local friends but a friend..in FLORIDA. Now isn't that odd? Chris was unlucky that the first "friend of Sheri's" Daddy Pastor thought of..was his very own Mistress.

10. Chris is unlucky that he missed that exit on a route he must have driven MANY MANY times on the one day he needed to get home fast. And he's unlucky that the Maniac didn't show up on the neighbors video...or leave mud (Phantom that he is) when he came through the window to kill. Unlucky Chris was up against an immaculate Killer who in 55 minutes got in the House, killed a strong young woman..went room to room exterminating her kids...stayed around spray painting walls..and mopped up his own mess...before exiting UNSEEN and getting back to his mode of transportation UNSEEN before the neighbor came over to find the BODY.

Unlucky Chris was up against a Killer Genius of the Highest Competence....who now is apparently satisfied that he has brought Joyce Meyer to her emotional and financial knees and has gone on his way.

Poor unlucky Chris!

you should give the closing arguments!

Cortne
04-26-2011, 10:18 AM
you should give the closing arguments!

I concur. lol

Norwegian
04-26-2011, 10:45 AM
Extremely well written. I love the sarcasm and wit.

Thank you for posting this. It was really a nice read to get into the case again. May justice be served.

the seeker
04-26-2011, 10:55 AM
Great post!

Brian5671
04-26-2011, 11:24 AM
Don't forget the fact that the real killer disappeared off the face of the earth after the killings-no letter to anyone saying told you so and/or other threats of killing other people if JM didnt stop preaching...

Wrinkles
04-26-2011, 02:31 PM
Well done StMarysMead...

[note to anyone reading -- the following is not "factual information"]

Chris is unlucky that the gravitational forces underneath his house on May 5th, 2009 were so exceptionally strong that it caused the lightning fast draw of the genius murderer's victims' blood into a pooling never before noted by science except in experiments using centrifugal force.

[Chris is unlucky that the very cold minimum exterior temp on May 5th, at about 48 degrees, other-naturally reacted in some way with dew on the grass causing it to permeate the insulated walls of a centrally heated home with subzero air causing an interior "quick freeze" effect.] Edited: evidently the core temperatures may not have been a "singular" indicating factor, i.e. maybe the thermostat was on 95 for 3 hours before Chris split for the gym?

Chris is unlucky that the genetic makeup of three of his family members probably had the same genetic mutation, one which deters or ceases the manufacture of Adenosine triphosphate thus causing nearly instant rigor mortis in those affected by the mutation.

Chris is unlucky that his defense attorney neglected to hire the two world reknown experts at the Science Zoo that could describe the uncommon environmental and genetic abnormalities which have skewed the truth.

who knew?
04-26-2011, 02:37 PM
Well done StMarysMead...

[note to anyone reading -- the following is not "factual information"]

Chris is unlucky that the gravitational forces underneath his house on May 5th, 2009 were so exceptionally strong that it caused the lightning fast draw of the genius murderer's victims' blood into a pooling never before noted by science except in experiments using centrifugal force.

Chris is unlucky that the very cold minimum exterior temp on May 5th, at about 48 degrees, other-naturally reacted in some way with dew on the grass causing it to permeate the insulated walls of a centrally heated home with subzero air causing an interior "quick freeze" effect.

Chris is unlucky that the genetic makeup of three of his family members probably had the same genetic mutation, one which deters or ceases the manufacture of Adenosine triphosphate thus causing nearly instant rigor mortis in those affected by the mutation.

Chris is unlucky that his defense attorney neglected to hire the two world reknown experts at the Science Zoo that could describe the uncommon environmental and genetic abnormalities which have skewed the truth.

:clap:

Stella5
04-26-2011, 04:37 PM
Absolutely brilliant!!! Poor Chris (sarcasm!)

Curious Me
04-27-2011, 01:14 AM
StMarysMead, I appreciate your posts so much. I hope you will be the one to write the book.

Chris was unlucky that he and the guy that wrote the threats both misspelled "opportunity".

Kimster
04-27-2011, 01:35 AM
Wrinkles wrote the opening arguements and Stmarysmead the closing arguements! We the jury have reached a verdict. :gavel:

Goodbye Chris Coleman! :seeya:

panthera
04-27-2011, 09:05 PM
Don't forget the fact that the real killer disappeared off the face of the earth after the killings-no letter to anyone saying told you so and/or other threats of killing other people if JM didnt stop preaching...

Exactly. Isn't it strange how many cases this happens with??? :waitasec:

MOO

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