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badhorsie
06-10-2012, 11:07 AM
Fire crews were called to a hospital to cut off a sex aid after a pensioner had battled for 36 hours to remove it. Bemused surgeons asked for help when the 69-year-old turned up at North Manchester General Hospital and revealed his problem.
:what: I lost it when I heard that the firemen may need counselling :floorlaugh:

More at link (http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1581013_fire-crews-called-to-remove-sex-aid-from-69-year-old-man-after-36-hour-struggle)

TrackerSam
06-12-2012, 02:44 PM
I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.

longtallcold
06-12-2012, 03:46 PM
:floorlaugh:
I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.


It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant

Steely Dan
06-12-2012, 04:08 PM
:floorlaugh:


It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant

I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

TrackerSam
06-13-2012, 10:35 AM
I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off. :eek:

Jacie Estes
06-13-2012, 11:07 AM
I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

Think of reverse thermodynamics. :D

TrackerSam
06-13-2012, 12:00 PM
Think of reverse thermodynamics. :D

Or like reverse hydraulics.
You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........

Krisy
06-13-2012, 01:09 PM
I think Seinfeld and the "shrinkage" episode! LOL

Steely Dan
06-13-2012, 01:17 PM
Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off. :eek:

I thought this was up his :censored:

Jacie Estes
06-13-2012, 01:24 PM
Or like reverse hydraulics.
You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........

....don't forget about band camp :laughcry:

Jacie Estes
06-13-2012, 01:26 PM
I thought this was up his :censored:

I think that is the produce department ;)

21merc7
06-13-2012, 02:49 PM
Plans were made to use a four-inch angle grinder to remove the ring-shaped object, but eventually an air cut-off tool was selected.

Cooling cream was applied to the area and the patient was asked to sign a form acknowledging he was aware of the dangers of the operation.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

How embarrassing! But hey, at 69 grandpa's still got it going on! (With something anyway.) Lol!

Reminds me of the stories a friend told me. He was a paremedic in LA in the '70's. One was about one of those glass coke bottles that wouldn't come out (vacuum effect and all that) and another about braces and scissors being necessary when they arrived. Hahahaha! There were more, I just can't remember them right now for laughing to myself so hard. OMG!

wfgodot
06-13-2012, 03:19 PM
Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.

DairyGirl
06-14-2012, 12:49 AM
Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.

I was doing a good job of holding it together until that...

Soulmagent
06-14-2012, 01:00 AM
I thought this was up his :censored:

:floorlaugh:

21merc7
06-14-2012, 10:25 AM
I still can't figure out why it took 36 hours to remove!

Jacie Estes
06-14-2012, 10:32 AM
I still can't figure out why it took 36 hours to remove!

He may have taken one of the Chinese herbs that was more potent than Viagra. But still that wouldn't last 36 hours; perhaps, in trying to remove the 'aid', he induced swelling, similar to trying to get a tight ring off your finger during pregnancy bloat. Then there is the embarrassment factor.

Steely Dan
06-14-2012, 03:29 PM
He may have taken one of the Chinese herbs that was more potent than Viagra. But still that wouldn't last 36 hours; perhaps, in trying to remove the 'aid', he induced swelling, similar to trying to get a tight ring off your finger during pregnancy bloat. Then there is the embarrassment factor.

If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO

lonetraveler
06-14-2012, 03:49 PM
If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I don't think it was a ring for your finger, Steely Dan..........you know they do sell rings for male weiners.........maybe he should have paid for the "supersize" special. LOL

Steely Dan
06-14-2012, 03:53 PM
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I don't think it was a ring for your finger, Steely Dan..........you know they do sell rings for male weiners.........maybe he should have paid for the "supersize" special. LOL

Your expertise in this area intrigues me. :what: :saythat:

amandab
06-14-2012, 04:03 PM
Would now be an inappropriate time to mention that I *make* said rings? Out of chainmaille? :D

wfgodot
06-14-2012, 04:16 PM
Would now be an inappropriate time to mention that I *make* said rings? Out of chainmaille? :D
You can probably charge a stiff fee for that sort of product.

Jacie Estes
06-14-2012, 04:52 PM
If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO

:laughcry:

think ANALOGY not reality, Steely. ;)

here's another analogy :laughcry:


“It's opener, out there, in the wide, open air.”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mgPj7UkgL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Steely Dan
06-14-2012, 05:13 PM
Would now be an inappropriate time to mention that I *make* said rings? Out of chainmaille? :D

:yes:

prima.facie
06-20-2012, 06:19 PM
oh my gosh. this thread has cracked me up...much needed...

awwww poor old guy had a rooster ring around his pecker...........puns intended :floorlaugh: