1st Annual Bizarre Penis Story Awards

[Casshew]

Vote for your favorite 3 Penis Stories. Poll closes in 1 week :D

Entry #1 - Crazed Romanian Surgeon amputates Penis (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10205) (Romania)

Entry #2 - Romanian Woman rips off husband's testicles (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12633&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #3 - Hospital wants gangrene penis man to return ASAP! (http://showthread.php?t=12391&highlight=penis)(Morroco)

Entry #4 - Forearm skin forms new penis (http://showthread.php?t=12361&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #5 - Man ends up with Barnacle Stuck to his Penis (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12776)(Yugoslavia)

Entry #6 - Judge 'caught using penis pump' (http://showthread.php?t=9136&highlight=penis)(USA)

Entry #7 - Rasputin's penis to be museum's star attraction (http://showthread.php?t=7149&highlight=penis)(Russia)

Entry #8 woman accused of "plotting" to cut off husbands penis (http://showthread.php?t=9538&highlight=penis) (USA)

Entry #9 Actor fails drug test with fake penis (http://showthread.php?t=19450&highlight=penis) (USA)

Entry #10 Mr Little Penis gives up (http://showthread.php?t=18527&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #11 Man Arrested For 'Filling' The Tank (http://showthread.php?t=17967&highlight=penis) (USA)

Entry #12 Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision (http://showthread.php?t=17411&highlight=penis) (Serbia)

Entry #13 Penis Tree (http://showthread.php?t=17256&highlight=penis) (Italy)

Entry #14 Men's genitals flushed (http://showthread.php?t=19666&highlight=penis) (USA)

Entry #15 For those who care to tie one on (Penis Fashion) (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16633&highlight=penis)(Serbia)


Entry #16 Wife allegedly slices off 80% of husband's penis (http://showthread.php?t=15346&highlight=penis) (USA)

Entry #17 Man superglued condom to penis (http://showthread.php?t=14951&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #18 World's biggest origami penis (http://showthread.php?t=14923&highlight=penis) (England)

Entry #19 Police Say Woman Stabbed Husband's Penis (http://showthread.php?t=14367&highlight=penis) (Cambodia)

Entry #20 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It (http://showthread.php?t=13650&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #21 Man gets his own back on crayfish (http://showthread.php?t=13649&highlight=penis) (Serbia)

Entry #22 Wife bites husband (http://showthread.php?t=12833&highlight=penis)(Kenya)

Entry #23 Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His Penis (http://showthread.php?t=11162&highlight=penis) (Morroco)

Entry #24 Man rushed to the hospital after pet skunk bites penis (http://showthread.php?t=19990&highlight=penis)(USA)

Entry #25 Man with two penises loses wife (http://showthread.php?t=20479&highlight=penis) (Germany)

Entry #26 Doctors remove wedding ring from penis (http://showthread.php?t=20481&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #27 And u thought the guy with the ring was stupid (http://showthread.php?t=20647&highlight=penis) (India)

Entry #28 Drs. grow micro-penis on man's arm (http://showthread.php?t=20730&highlight=penis) (Russia)

Entry #29 Man has permanent erection (http://showthread.php?t=21085&highlight=penis) (Czechoslavakia)

Entry #30 Exploding Penis (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21082&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #31 Court rules against penis that tells jokes on TV (http://showthread.php?t=23310&highlight=penis) (USA)

[Sudzi]

When you list them all out like that Casshew we look a little obsessed don't we?

Are we voteing on our fav Penis story?

[golfmom]

I'm voting for the exploding penis ... :eek:

[Sudzi]

I'm voting for the exploding penis ... :eek:
I think that would be my favorite one too Golfmom.
What's going in in Romania??......Eastern Europe in general is way too well represented on that list.:waitasec:

[golfmom]

I think that would be my favorite one too Golfmom.
What's going in in Romania??......Eastern Europe in general is way too well represented on that list.:waitasec:

How much you want to bet those things happen all over the world, but for some reason Romanians are the ones who are willing to talk about their penis problems.

[Casshew]

Vote for the 3 top stories :banghead:


Mine are

#5 - Barnacle Man

#12 - Sad Serb

#25 - Man with 2 penises

[golfmom]

1. Exploding Penis
I can't imagine having sex with a man and his penis explodes. I don't mean to dwell on the issue, but it is very disturbing . . . :p

2. Man with 2 peni loses wife
If my husband had 2 I'd leave him too. You just know the guy told his wife that he was thinking of keeping both.

3. tie: Ring or Nut placed around penis
any penis that small :hand:

[lex]

hi cass! oohhh the poor penis, it takes such a beating....

1. Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His Penis (Morroco)
(also the best 'i'll show her award!')


2. Drs. grow micro-penis on man's arm (Russia)
( this will revolutionize the sex industry, not to mention the kama sutra.)


3. Exploding Penis (Romania)
(surprise, surprise, ouch!)

[Casshew]

rofl lex!! I knew I could count on your vote.

LOL @ :laugh: 'takes such a beating'

[Lauren]

#5 is it! :eek:

[Casshew]

#5 is it! :eek: lauren you need to pick 3 choices!

[lex]

rofl lex!! I knew I could count on your vote.

LOL @ :laugh: 'takes such a beating'


thanks cass! i've been meaning to say your siggy's great! anytime geragross gets put in his place i love it, how about a pic of Bridget (sp., from the pros) morphed on the other boxers face?

[mysteriew]

Cass I really admire the way you are able to come with such neat pictures for your siggy. I was wondering if you could come up with one for me? It would really make me happy. I would love to see one of MJ the way he will probably look going to jail. Balding, nothing but the tattooed makeup, no umbrella or other distractions. (As a futher incentive to get you to make one up- just think how unhappy MJ would be if he ever found out that the pic was being circulated). Anyway, thanks for considering the idea.

[Sudzi]

After much time spent wacking these around, I've decided on my three fav penis storys.

Entry #30 Exploding Penis (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21082&highlight=penis) (Romania)

Entry #5 - Man ends up with Barnacle Stuck to his Penis (http://websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12776)(Yugoslavia)

Entry #25 Man with two penises loses wife (http://showthread.php/?t=20479&highlight=penis) (Germany)

With a special "What were you thinking award" to the Penis Pump Judge :banghead: :waitasec:

[Casshew]

Cass I really admire the way you are able to come with such neat pictures for your siggy. I was wondering if you could come up with one for me? It would really make me happy. I would love to see one of MJ the way he will probably look going to jail. Balding, nothing but the tattooed makeup, no umbrella or other distractions. (As a futher incentive to get you to make one up- just think how unhappy MJ would be if he ever found out that the pic was being circulated). Anyway, thanks for considering the idea.
Hi there - I will see what I can come up with!

[Casshew]

The Leader Board (aka Peter Board)

It's a 3 Way tie for the lead is the exploding penis, Barnacle Penis & man with 2 penises - 3 votes each

Sitting in second place is the man with 1 vote each - 4 stories - Ring/Nut Penis, Sad Serb, Wife cuts off Penis & micro penis

We need more voters :woohoo:

[Casshew]

We need a few more votes to break the tie!

We alread have several stories lined up for next years awards :doh: