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Hammerized
10-10-2005, 12:46 AM
http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/ (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/)

:eek:
Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?


This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.
meggilyweggily
10-10-2005, 12:51 AM
Somehow I can't believe they are really being serious. Especially those testimonials. But I'm not sure.

Of course, the sign of a really good parody is readers being uncertain as to whether it is a parody.
Hammerized
10-10-2005, 01:00 AM
Somehow I can't believe they are really being serious. Especially those testimonials. But I'm not sure.

Of course, the sign of a really good parody is readers being uncertain as to whether it is a parody.
No, you're right- upon further investigation, it seems to be an OLD contest!
http://showdown.contagiousmedia.org/

Just surprised that Hello Kitty! wasn't the favored logo... :waitasec:
Magnum PI
10-10-2005, 01:09 AM
http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/ (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/)

:eek:This is great stuff...although I don't know exactly why, but I am a sucker for high tech...I wonder if we are seeking answers to questions we would be better off not knowing..unless we were there, of course...mpi ( I do realize this is an absurd notion, and way too expensive for the average guy)
Marine Mom
10-10-2005, 12:47 PM
I monitored her through the mapping software, pantyMap®, for several weeks,and then I confronted her. :doh: