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Casshew
12-18-2003, 12:07 PM
Heres one close to my heart ;)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/12/16/MNGEA3O52I1.DTL

A Texas housewife is in big trouble with the law for selling a vibrator to a pair of undercover cops, and the Brisbane vibrator company she works for says Texas is an "antiquated place'' with more than its share of "prudes.''

Joanne Webb, a former fifth-grade teacher and mother of three, was in a county court in Cleburne, Texas, on Monday to answer obscenity charges for selling the vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid.

BarnGoddess
12-18-2003, 12:27 PM
I thought it was only illegal in Alabama. I think I heard that vibrators were against the law there. Didn't think Texas was that antiquated.

Jeana (DP)
12-18-2003, 01:07 PM
You have to sell them as "novelties" not the real thing.
As soon as I heard this story, I thought of you Casshew!

Casshew
12-18-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Jeana (DP)
As soon as I heard this story, I thought of you Casshew! I'm flattered!....... I think?? :waitasec:

ajt400
12-18-2003, 03:45 PM
Is it illegal to buy vibrators? If so, then lock me up and throw away the keys!

Casshew
12-18-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by ajt400
Is it illegal to buy vibrators? If so, then lock me up and throw away the keys!

WooHoo!!! :bigthumb:

b17princess2
12-18-2003, 05:32 PM
Funny! I thought of Cass too!

Casshew
12-18-2003, 05:39 PM
b17... just go windex your remote again and leave me alone :nono:

b17princess2
12-18-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Casshew
b17... just go windex your remote again and leave me alone :nono:

I already did..I even put new batteries in it..it's ready to go....That lady shouldn't mess with vibrator's when she can legally use her remote! Duh!

Casshew
12-18-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by b17princess2
I already did..I even put new batteries in it..it's ready to go....That lady shouldn't mess with vibrator's when she can legally use her remote! Duh!

Thats right... she shoulda listed them as remotes not sex toys.. :waitasec: I'll remember that next time I'm in Texas

pinkie
12-18-2003, 11:33 PM
So thats why they are sold as hand held massagers....:innocent:

Casshew
12-18-2003, 11:47 PM
LOL.. or "personal massagers" and they show a woman holding one against her neck in the ad..

The fact that she is wearing lingerie and licking her lips has no bearing on the real purpose ;)

pinkie
12-19-2003, 12:12 AM
hahahaha!!! just like the little shops that sell pipes and bongs are for tabacco use only...:waitasec:

Ghostwheel
12-19-2003, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Casshew
selling the vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid. [/i] But wouldn't that be entrapment? Or don't they have that in Texas, either?

Arielle
12-19-2003, 08:16 AM
My hubby's family is from Cleburne.

This whole thing is bizzare to say the least.

And what is the deal with the remote? I are confuseled. (And no, I am not a naive prude, I just never thought of using a remote. Carrots, yes, remote controls, no)

Casshew
12-19-2003, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Arielle

And what is the deal with the remote? I are confuseled. (And no, I am not a naive prude, I just never thought of using a remote. Carrots, yes, remote controls, no)

LOL

b17 made a joke onetime (on another thread) something like if her hubby was amorous... she handed him the remote


.... and it all went downhill from there ;)

cmadwolf
12-19-2003, 09:13 AM
If it's illegal in Alabama, whoa nelly, I'm in twouble!!

Casshew
12-19-2003, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by cmadwolf
If it's illegal in Alabama, whoa nelly, I'm in twouble!!

LOL :bigthumb:

ajt400
12-19-2003, 09:46 AM
Is it also illegal to sell things like anal beads, etc? (I won't go in to too many details here---you know how many different sex toys there are out there---I mean some people us carrots and barbie legs for petes sake!)

Casshew
12-19-2003, 09:49 AM
Barbie legs?? I hope they take her high heels pumps off first ;)

cmadwolf
12-19-2003, 09:53 AM
I don't really know if it's illegal or not!! I live right on the Georgia line, so I just go across the bridge and get them there. Lots of places there. :)

ajt400
12-19-2003, 10:16 AM
I have bought them here in SC before!

And yes, Barbie legs. Isn't that weird? I don't even know what good that would do!

Arielle
12-19-2003, 10:53 AM
Seems Barbie legs wouldn't be particularly satisfying. They are skinny. There's lots of neat places on teh internet to buy stuff and it comes neatly packaged in discrete brown packages with misleading return address labels.

Casshew
12-19-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Arielle
it comes neatly packaged in discrete brown packages with misleading return address labels.

Yes.. except the Delivery Van pulls up and has a Giant DILDO on the roof and has "SEX Aids R Us" painted on the side.

But the package itself is discreet ;)

ajt400
12-19-2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Arielle
Seems Barbie legs wouldn't be particularly satisfying. They are skinny.


I bet thats the one time you would wish for a fat barbie huh?:D

Arielle
12-19-2003, 02:20 PM
This thread is getting a little bit out of hand. I love it!!!:evil:

Casshew
12-19-2003, 03:53 PM
Maybe I get out Ken and GI Joe tonight :dontknow:

ajt400
12-19-2003, 05:00 PM
HAHAHAHA!!

Are you going to play "POW?" I like that one!

Casshew
12-19-2003, 05:31 PM
Maybe AWOL

;)

alpharee
12-19-2003, 09:16 PM
haha you people crack me up!
I wondered if I was the only one on the forum who got "batteries" in their stocking last year at Christmas (and I mean LOTS of em :D )
And when ask this year what I'd want I said umm....more batteries :D

piper1
12-19-2003, 09:17 PM
I once saw on a Japanese products site, a Hello Kitty vibrator!!

Casshew
12-19-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by piper1
I once saw on a Japanese products site, a Hello Kitty vibrator!!

LOL piper is that why you "love your cat?

pinkie
12-19-2003, 11:17 PM
For some strange reason this thread just reminded me of G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip!

Casshew
12-20-2003, 12:39 AM
pinkie... being nutty ;)