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aussiegran
12-26-2005, 03:05 PM
A physically challenging feat - women peeing while standing up - is now easily achieved thanks to a funnel-like device, its manufacturer claims.

Brisbane-based company WhizBiz said "The Whiz" fits snugly against the body to enable women to "take a stand" like their male counterparts and avoid smelly public toilets and long queues.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/051226/2/xczt.html
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:eek: take a stand .hmmm

Mabel
12-26-2005, 03:29 PM
A physically challenging feat - women peeing while standing up - is now easily achieved thanks to a funnel-like device, its manufacturer claims.

Brisbane-based company WhizBiz said "The Whiz" fits snugly against the body to enable women to "take a stand" like their male counterparts and avoid smelly public toilets and long queues.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/051226/2/xczt.html
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:eek: take a stand .hmmm

Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.

JBean
12-26-2005, 03:41 PM
Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.But at least it's diginfied now.

<<"Women can urinate standing up, anywhere that a male could with a more dignified and less exposed way than squatting because you can't find or wait for a toilet," Mr Campbell said.>>

Buzz Mills
12-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Okay.....but it's still not like you can just whip it out and I don't understand how it would mean avoiding lines or public restrooms. It's not like you can just go in the middle of the mall - or dispose of the contents in a nearby trash can.Mabel, it depends how stealthy you are, and as of now, when not many "Whizzes" have been sold, there wouldn't be anyone even wondering why you are leaning up against that large potted plant in the middle of the mall. This may start a new trend---everywhere we go, we'll be smelling urine. eewww.

Whizbiz is said to also be manufacturing a model for the males; a long flexible drain tube, that automatically retracts, and it's guaranteed not to leak, or drip. So now, men won't have to miss any of the ballgame, if they are at the ballpark.

Whizbiz said these devices were prompted by the devices designed for the astronauts.

They thought about naming them Heavenly Relief, and Blessed Relief.

SpongeBathHotPants
12-26-2005, 03:48 PM
Does that mean we can write our names in the snow now too??? Woohoo

Buzz Mills
12-26-2005, 03:50 PM
Does that mean we can write our names in the snow now too??? WoohooThat depends on how much raw talent you have.

BillyGoatGruff
12-26-2005, 03:52 PM
This all assumes that the women involved are

1) wearing skirts
2)not wearing pantyhose
3) not wearing panties

There have been various attempts at creating "female urinals" over the years, but they have all appeared to have been designed by men.

Mabel
12-26-2005, 03:53 PM
That depends on how much raw talent you have.

And how many letters in your name.

SpongeBathHotPants
12-26-2005, 03:54 PM
That depends on how much raw talent you have.

Just call me Monet!

Mabel
12-26-2005, 03:58 PM
But at least it's diginfied now.

<<"Women can urinate standing up, anywhere that a male could with a more dignified and less exposed way than squatting because you can't find or wait for a toilet," Mr Campbell said.>>

LOL...it might help keep your pants dry if you had to go in the woods, but where else would you really use this thing?

Buzz Mills
12-26-2005, 04:07 PM
Just call me Monet!Just work on the initial M, and keep us informed about your progress.

SpongeBathHotPants
12-26-2005, 04:17 PM
Well my actual name is Leah and I think the L should be ok but the e and a .... I don't know.

mysteriew
12-26-2005, 04:23 PM
Whizbiz is said to also be manufacturing a model for the males; a long flexible drain tube, that automatically retracts, and it's guaranteed not to leak, or drip. So now, men won't have to miss any of the ballgame, if they are at the ballpark.


LOL, I can just see it now........sitting at the ball park, watching the game......and suddenly a puddle develops in front of you...........and you aren't the guilty party!

Buzz Mills
12-26-2005, 04:43 PM
LOL, I can just see it now........sitting at the ball park, watching the game......and suddenly a puddle develops in front of you...........and you aren't the guilty party!

You would just have to look around and see who has that sheepish grin on their face.

JBean
12-26-2005, 05:06 PM
LOL...it might help keep your pants dry if you had to go in the woods, but where else would you really use this thing?oh cripes just give me 2 rocks and a leaf and I am good to go.(literally)

GoldenGoose
12-26-2005, 05:52 PM
I want one.......I want one......I want one ......oh hang on I`m a guy...I`ve already got one :laugh:


One question to....they may let you ladies pee in them but what do you do if you want a poo ? (please excuse my use of the word poo, I am unsure how to spell the word *****) lol :blushing:

mysteriew
12-26-2005, 06:00 PM
I want one.......I want one......I want one ......oh hang on I`m a guy...I`ve already got one :laugh:


One question to....they may let you ladies pee in them but what do you do if you want a poo ? (please excuse my use of the word poo, I am unsure how to spell the word *****) lol :blushing:

ROFLMAO! I don't know, what do guys do when they have to take a "poo"?

mysteriew
12-26-2005, 06:02 PM
oh cripes just give me 2 rocks and a leaf and I am good to go.(literally)

Ok, the leaf I understand. But what do you do with the rocks? :confused:

JBean
12-26-2005, 06:07 PM
Ok, the leaf I understand. But what do you do with the rocks? :confused:You set the two rocks on the ground a little bit apart so you can sit your buns on them. It keeps your behind off the ground so you can pee.
Or we would sit on the edge of the door jamb in the car, just make sure you are sitting far enough forward so you pee outside of the car.:D

PrayersForMaura
12-26-2005, 06:10 PM
With the poo, I ... I don't wanna even go there. T hat is just gross :eek:

So with this funnel thing, are we going to need to wear a cup.
It's tough enough wearing two cups up top.... :banghead:


:slap:

shadowangel
12-26-2005, 06:12 PM
Similar things have been used by hikers for years. Keeps the hiney away from the ground and all those creepy crawlies that might...well, you get the idea.

PrayersForMaura
12-26-2005, 06:13 PM
it would help with peeing in a cup for the doctors, that's for sure. :doh:

deanws
12-26-2005, 06:32 PM
Similar things have been used by hikers for years. Keeps the hiney away from the ground and all those creepy crawlies that might...well, you get the idea.That is why I get scared when I ummmmm...hummmmm...squat.:o

Gabby
12-26-2005, 06:54 PM
You set the two rocks on the ground a little bit apart so you can sit your buns on them. It keeps your behind off the ground so you can pee.
Or we would sit on the edge of the door jamb in the car, just make sure you are sitting far enough forward so you pee outside of the car.:D

Just be sure the 'leaf' isn't poison oak or ivy....a friend of mine wasn't and they almost had to remove his errr errr err family jewels they got so swollen. He was in the hospital for over a week.....

deanws
12-26-2005, 06:59 PM
Just be sure the 'leaf' isn't poison oak or ivy....a friend of mine wasn't and they almost had to remove his errr errr err family jewels they got so swollen. He was in the hospital for over a week.....:eek: :eek: OMGosh :eek: :eek:

JBean
12-26-2005, 07:04 PM
Just be sure the 'leaf' isn't poison oak or ivy....a friend of mine wasn't and they almost had to remove his errr errr err family jewels they got so swollen. He was in the hospital for over a week.....Oh lord, I have heard of this happening too Gabs.
Leaves of 3, leave it be.:D

Marthatex
12-26-2005, 08:11 PM
I'm so thankful I'm going to have one of these with me on my next camping trip through the Denali Range, Alaska. Since it pops right in my purse, shall I take Coach or Prada with me?

Will the Caribou look at me strangely and let out a mating call?

deanws
12-26-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm so thankful I'm going to have one of these with me on my next camping trip through the Denali Range, Alaska. Since it pops right in my purse, shall I take Coach or Prada with me?

Will the Caribou look at me strangely and let out a mating call?LOL! I vote for the Coach. The design will cover up the pee stains in case you didn't "flick" well enough.:rolleyes:

mysteriew
12-26-2005, 09:22 PM
When using the funnel, how would you wipe? :confused:

mysteriew
12-26-2005, 09:23 PM
You set the two rocks on the ground a little bit apart so you can sit your buns on them. It keeps your behind off the ground so you can pee.
Or we would sit on the edge of the door jamb in the car, just make sure you are sitting far enough forward so you pee outside of the car.:D

Bet those rocks were cold. :cool:

JBean
12-26-2005, 09:45 PM
Bet those rocks were cold. :cool:Well, when hiking, ya gotta do what ya gotta do if there's no funnel handy.:p

deanws
12-26-2005, 09:49 PM
When using the funnel, how would you wipe? :confused:With you shirt tail? EWWW! LOL :crazy:

Marthatex
12-26-2005, 11:43 PM
When using the funnel, how would you wipe? :confused:

I guess you depend on the breeze and kind of drip dry.

(Or maybe the designer didn't think about that detail?)