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ljwf22
01-26-2007, 01:06 PM
Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc

Amraann
01-26-2007, 01:14 PM
In South Florida iguana's are exotic and grow large.

They run all over like squirrels.

GlitchWizard
01-26-2007, 03:50 PM
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.

LisainWV
01-26-2007, 05:15 PM
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!

Yakwoman
01-26-2007, 06:36 PM
What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????

ljwf22
01-26-2007, 10:47 PM
What I'd like to know is, why did someone give an iguana Viagra in the first place????
I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:

SeriouslySearching
01-27-2007, 12:14 AM
Priapism in an iguana. Hmmm...who would have thought?! Oh, well...he didn't need that one anyway. ;)

Gozgals
01-30-2007, 12:42 PM
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!:laugh: :laugh:

That is so funny LisainWV. I can't believe I'm reading this either.

What is good to know (from the article) is that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. Thank God for that. I wouldn't want him to suffer any loss of sexual drive but there is always more Viagra.:crazy:

Gozgals

Yakwoman
01-30-2007, 06:34 PM
I don't think anyone did...it's just a catchy headline. I didn't watch the video. :chicken:

Oh - I get it! :doh: He's just a horny iguana!

LinetteH
01-30-2007, 06:36 PM
OMG! He's had a "hard, hard time" lately and his "life of leisure will rise again!" Can't believe I watched that! UGH! One minute and 15 seconds of my life I will never get back!

Jeana (DP)
01-30-2007, 07:02 PM
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

LisainWV
01-31-2007, 11:45 AM
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!

Jeana (DP)
01-31-2007, 12:06 PM
Jeana, trust me, stick to your guns on this one!!


I trust ya darlin! I ain't lookin. :D

richandfamous
01-31-2007, 12:52 PM
No male of any species could deal with the "down time" while they grew another one!!

Gross story. I can't believe they shot video of a lizard dick and I can't believe I watched it.

Poor Mozart!!
:eek: :D u r 2 funny! Love the way your mind works.
Between you and Glitchwizard, I can't make up my mind which I enjoy more!

GlitchWizard
01-31-2007, 01:01 PM
:crazy: Not a competition - I enjoy it when anyone takes a break from being so serious!

I wish I'd never seen the article. I have an iguana and whenever I feed him now I'm thinking - I hope it's a girl. :-)

Linda7NJ
02-02-2007, 12:20 PM
Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc
geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D

Jules
02-02-2007, 03:01 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


geesh...you'd think if Michael Jackson could find someone to walk next to him carrying an umbrella it wouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give that poor iguana a little hand job:D

OMG!!!!!! LINDA!!!!!!! I spit Diet Coke all over!!!!!!!

Best post of the day!!!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

GlitchWizard
02-02-2007, 03:09 PM
Maybe Hospice could find him a nice young prostitute iguana.

s_finch
02-07-2007, 12:55 AM
Obviously he's a choosy little fella, guess none of his friends suit his fancy. Can you imagine if male humans had two penises???? Maybe it'd be a good thing, we'd probably have fewer wars because then they'd wouldn't need recovery time:crazy:

Nore
02-07-2007, 01:38 AM
I'm not watching it and you can't make me. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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I cant watch it~webtv wont let me! LOL.

wasapi
02-07-2007, 09:45 PM
I wonder why Iguana's have two penises instead of just the ability to grow one back.
I had a male iguana, Archie, for many years. He was never caged in his lifetime and was a wonderful companion as well as friends with the cats.

The reason they have two; In the wild they often come upon a clutch of females. This allows them a no-waiting-inbetween chance to fertilize more then one female at a time.

wasapi
02-07-2007, 09:47 PM
:crazy: Not a competition - I enjoy it when anyone takes a break from being so serious!

I wish I'd never seen the article. I have an iguana and whenever I feed him now I'm thinking - I hope it's a girl. :-)
Again, I have had iguanas for many years. It really is quite easy to determine their sex if they are over a year old.

Julia

Mygirlsadie
02-07-2007, 10:11 PM
Ok wouldnt a quick fix to his problem be to let him mate with another female? :waitasec:

GlitchWizard
02-09-2007, 11:05 AM
Again, I have had iguanas for many years. It really is quite easy to determine their sex if they are over a year old.

Julia
If I try to lift his skirt to look, he will whack me with his tail!

mrsjonnob
02-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Man, poor guy. That has to be frustrating! :behindbar

Gina_M
02-11-2007, 07:06 AM
For those of you who didn't watch the video, the iguana was in the middle of mating when he was jilted by his partner. He then got an infection, so the doctors decided to amputate it. They only showed "it" very briefly ;)

GlitchWizard
02-12-2007, 11:34 AM
For those of you who didn't watch the video, the iguana was in the middle of mating when he was jilted by his partner. He then got an infection, so the doctors decided to amputate it. They only showed "it" very briefly ;)

Great. Now amongst the iguana community there will be the line "But sweetie, you can't just tease me like that, or they'll cut it off!"

Same as human teen girls are told that blue balls can be deadly. :crazy:


Maybe she noted the beginning of an infection prior and decided she wanted no part of it! Just like the carpeting in my workplace says "Inspect tools and equipment regularly!"

LisainWV
02-12-2007, 09:36 PM
This is just too much.


Has the "procedure" taken place yet?


Wonder if he'll get to put it under his pillow and wait for the "phallus fairy" to leave him a quarter???

GlitchWizard
02-13-2007, 01:18 PM
If phallus fairies existed, you'd think a permenantly swollen one would bring more than a quarter!

I'll bet they'll sell it on ebay!



This is just too much.


Has the "procedure" taken place yet?


Wonder if he'll get to put it under his pillow and wait for the "phallus fairy" to leave him a quarter???

Dr. Doogie
02-16-2007, 02:35 PM
I can see the new video series - Lizards Gone Wild!

GlitchWizard
02-16-2007, 03:49 PM
I can see the new video series - Lizards Gone Wild!
I need to hide my credit card information from my basalisk!