Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

[Beyond Belief]

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
McRedmond
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[gman20001969]

Good for her! And quick thinking!

[Cakegirl]

Woohoo! What a quick thinking grandma -- I love it! :woohoo:

I hope she squeezed extra hard :eek:... give him something to think about next time to even remotely thinks of doing that again!

[angelmom]

Good thinking! Maybe he'll have performance issues from now on. Do you think he can claim PTSD???

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[leophoenix]

The part where he "tore free" sounds horrible. Go Grandma!