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Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 09:39 PM
Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack. (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/24/national/a143533S28.DTL)

I crap thee not true headline. Check out the officers name too!

:laugh::D
STEADFAST
02-24-2009, 09:54 PM
You should send this headline in to Jay Leno -- while he's still got a late night show.
EmMomma
02-24-2009, 09:54 PM
:floorlaugh:
They need to put *that one* on one of those nifty CNN headline t-shirts...I'd buy it. :crazy:
ETA: :eek: John Lines, eh? I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1. You couldn't make this stuff up...
passionflower
02-24-2009, 09:57 PM
that's so funny but GREAT.......
I'm stupid........what does crack smell like???
Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 10:00 PM
I heard the cop was just a guy who'd do anything to get a promotion. A real brown noser.

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EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:01 PM
that's so funny but GREAT.......
I'm stupid........what does crack smell like???

Crap. :crazy:
I don't know. I've heard it stinks, though.
According to WikiAnswers, it has a distinct smell, not unlike burning plastic or hair. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_crack_smell_like_when_being_smoked
EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:01 PM
I heard the cop was just a guy who'd do anything to get a promotion. A real brown noser.

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:slap:
Shame, SD. Shame, shame, shame. :laugh:
Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 10:02 PM
that's so funny but GREAT.......
I'm stupid........what does crack smell like???

You don't really expect an answer to that do you? :eek:
EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:03 PM
You don't really expect an answer to that do you? :eek:

Hey...I answered. :angel:
passionflower
02-24-2009, 10:04 PM
I thought someone would answer like 'crap', sh*t, just being funny.......
Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 10:06 PM
Crap. :crazy:
I don't know. I've heard it stinks, though.
According to WikiAnswers, it has a distinct smell, not unlike burning plastic or hair. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_crack_smell_like_when_being_smoked

And you shamed me!!!! :slap::slap: double to you!!!!
passionflower
02-24-2009, 10:06 PM
Crap. :crazy:
I don't know. I've heard it stinks, though.
According to WikiAnswers, it has a distinct smell, not unlike burning plastic or hair. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_crack_smell_like_when_being_smoked

thanks, I have grandkids should always be informed!
EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:07 PM
I thought someone would answer like 'crap', sh*t, just being funny.......

Well, I've heard crap...so that's what I said...but the my curiosity got the best of me. :D
EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:07 PM
And you shamed me!!!! :slap::slap: double to you!!!!

At least I cited my source. :croc:
Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 10:11 PM
Well, I've heard crap...so that's what I said...but the my curiosity got the best of me. :D

:rolleyes:

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EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:13 PM
:rolleyes:

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OMG, the farting smiley is TOO MUCH. :floorlaugh:
Steely Dan
02-24-2009, 10:37 PM
OMG, the farting smiley is TOO MUCH. :floorlaugh:

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EmMomma
02-24-2009, 10:41 PM
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Ah. Thanks for that...reminds me of my 2 DDs. And to think, I wanted a boy...
lizzybeth
02-25-2009, 08:03 AM
Geez, it took me a while to get it. It's early.

I've never seen the farting smiley before...love it!
leophoenix
02-25-2009, 07:43 PM
Wow a professional crack sniffer! I hope Mr. Line didn't get scared in the incident and leave racing lines.
Steely Dan
02-25-2009, 07:50 PM
I don't know if you heard this but Rosie O'Donnell was stopped at the airport today and when they looked up her dress they found 300 lbs. of crack! :eek:
EmMomma
02-25-2009, 07:57 PM
I don't know if you heard this but Rosie O'Donnell was stopped at the airport today and when they looked up her dress they found 300 lbs. of crack! :eek:

This one you deserve. :slap:
Rosie O. would NEVER wear a skirt. :rolleyes:
Steely Dan
02-25-2009, 08:03 PM
This one you deserve. :slap:
Rosie O. would NEVER wear a skirt. :rolleyes:

You're just mad because you can't stand up to pee!! :slap: :tongue:
EmMomma
02-26-2009, 06:40 AM
You're just mad because you can't stand up to pee!! :slap: :tongue:

You got me...and that is the ONLY reason I'd want to be a man. :crazy:
Steely Dan
02-26-2009, 02:01 PM
You got me...and that is the ONLY reason I'd want to be a man. :crazy:

Hunny, ya don't know all the fun a man can have. Women are expected to be proper. Nobodies surprised when a man turns out to be a pig.

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