07-11-2010, 08:58 AM #1Former Member
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Hookers Suffer Lack Of Clientele At World Cup!!
Soccer fans shun hookers for art's sake
By Ben Wyatt, CNN
July 10, 2010 8:02 a.m. EDT
Johannesburg, South Africa (CNN) -- The influx of thousands of soccer fans would increase demand on South African sex workers; at least that was the belief of a leading expert prior to the start of the 2010 World Cup.
But it seems fans of the beautiful game that traveled to the Rainbow Nation have created a flop in sex-worker business -- leaving prostitutes out-of-pocket and out of work -- in favor of more high-brow pursuits.
"The World Cup has been devastating. We thought it was going to be a cash cow but it's chased a lot of the business away. It's been the worst month in my company's history," the owner and founder of one of Johannesburg's most exclusive escort companies told CNN.
"No one is interested in sex at the moment. I think we've had three customers who traveled here for the World Cup which has seen my group's business drop by 80 percent. I enjoyed watching the games, but I can't wait for everyone to just go home now!" the madam, who works under the alias of "Tori," added.
This is what happens when they ban the soccer hooligans. Whoda thunk the average soccer fan was so highbrow.
07-11-2010, 09:56 AM #2
Everybody is too busy blowing their vuvuzelas.
Anyway, the people who are interested in hookers don't go to Fifa tournaments, they go to rugby games:
07-11-2010, 10:49 AM #3
I could have told them this. I am dating a boy from the UK now. I know better than to attempt any sort of anything while soccer is on.
Last edited by greenbean; 07-11-2010 at 10:50 AM. Reason: correct spelling
07-11-2010, 11:53 AM #4
Linky: Is soccer better than sex?
IMO the answer is obvious.
1. You have at least 90 minutes to get your kicks.
2. You can be just as happy when one of your mates scores.
3. Everybody's penalty area is the same size as yours.
4. You can watch it in front of your family.
5. If things go wrong you can blame the referee.
6. The good bits are replayed over and over.
7. If there is lots of action you get extra time.
One drawback is that the use of your hands is restricted.
07-12-2010, 09:26 AM #5
I think the biggest reason is the AIDS epidemic in Africa.
I read an article prior to the games about sex workers there gearing up for alot of business,however,the women interviewed also admitted in the same article that they were HIV positive & the article went on to highlight how the majority of prostitutes are HIV positive. Call me crazy but why would you take the risk??The saints are the sinners who keep trying...
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