The biggest life lesson that Karen Owen will most likely take away from college?
There are no take-backs in the viral black hole of the World Wide Web.
According to the Huffington Post, the 2010 Duke University grad's risque mock-dissertation, entitled "An Education Beyond The Classroom: Excelling In The Realm of Horizontal Academics," has become an Internet sensation.
The document, describing Owen's college sex life as if it were a biology experiment, is peppered with charts illustrating her "subjects" sexual prowess.
After composing her "thesis" in May, Owen sent it to a few friends, who then forwarded to a few more. Pretty soon, her creation went viral.
Owens told Jezebel this morning that she only meant for three of her friends to see the presentation, but one friend had forwarded it on