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    Women Hid Stolen Goods Under Body Fat

    Lord........ I so needed this laugh!!!

    http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...est=latestnews

    Plenty of people keep cash in their billfolds. But police in Oklahoma say two women tried to steal $2,600 worth of valuables under their skin folds.

    Cops in Edmond arrested Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, on suspicion of shoplifting after the pair allegedly stuffed $2,600 worth of footwear, denim and accessories under rolls of fat on their stomachs and beneath their breasts.
    “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”~Oscar Wilde

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    I am glad those two found a positive side to their plus size.

    I think they should add this short song verse to the security video for the courtroom cameo.

    '' Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
    Lookin' at my lump, lump.
    You can look but you can't touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don't want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama''

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    so gross

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    LOL!! LOL!! Soulmagnet, your reply reminds me of a great friend of mine, I did a double take over your "lyrics"!!

    LadyL, I know right!?! I certainly don't want them boots!!!

    For real though, $2600 at TJ Max!? That's alot o' *****!!!
    “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”~Oscar Wilde

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    Ew... and I suppose they were returned to the racks. Ugh.

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    I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.....

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    .....Thats all I got!
    The above post is as always MY OPINION ONLY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiche View Post
    Ew... and I suppose they were returned to the racks. Ugh.
    No, they'll save them for evidence but after that????


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    Oh, that's what the extra fat is for. I knew it had to be good for something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donjeta View Post
    Oh, that's what the extra fat is for. I knew it had to be good for something.
    Dunno..I weigh 92 lbs and my doctor couldn't even find my boobs...soo....good thing no lumps!

    Don't pick on us Okies...we get it too much lol
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