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    man accused of having sex with a chicken



    FLORIEN - A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said.

    Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken.

    Garner was arrested Thursday after being caught in the chicken house, Florien police Chief Herman R. Love said.

    Earlier this week, a West Monroe man was arrested accused of having sex with a pig.

    Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, after his sister says she caught him with one of her three pigs.

    On Thursday, the chickens' owner heard the animals making a commotion and saw headlights outside.

    A neighbor also heard the commotion and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said.

    Garner told the neighbor he was watching the chickens and quickly left. The neighbor wrote down the license plate number, police said.

    The chickens' owner found seven of the chickens with injuries.

    After being brought in for questioning at the Sabine Parish Sheriff's Office, Love said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal.

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    What? He couldn't find any sheep? This is so gross, those poor chickens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryMomma
    What? He couldn't find any sheep? This is so gross, those poor chickens.
    lol mm!
    maybe the farms around there should start handing out free blow up dolls.

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    I'm sure that chicken probably must have seduced him. Did it have any DNA of any other chickens on its little chicken underpants?
    I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for pretending to be someone I'm not.

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    The chickens were sluts they asked for it...........grosss....

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    taste

    That man's taste in females is fowl.
    His adventure got all fowled up.

    That was a fowl place to go looking for sex.
    This is my opinion, and change is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicktor
    That man's taste in females is fowl.
    His adventure got all fowled up.

    That was a fowl place to go looking for sex.

    very funny vicktor! lol! this one is great!, 'That man's taste in females is fowl.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by lex
    very funny vicktor! lol! this one is great!, 'That man's taste in females is fowl.'
    Lex, flock off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Lex, flock off

    fowl! fowl! lol cass!