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    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6406472

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

    Reuters 2004. All Rights Reserved.

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    A lady I work with showed me this article. Had to share it with WS! We had a lot of questions about how this could have happened.

    MomLady

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    Quote Originally Posted by MomLady
    mistook his penis for a chicken's neck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Yikes....and, well.....just Yikes.
    Step right up and see the Yakwoman! Only 25 cents a look!

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    He couldn't FEEL himself grabbing HIMSELF? He mistook it for the chicken's neck? How feathery could it have been? OMG ick.

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    Next to ISP, this HAS to be the stupidest man on the face of the planet!

    How? How? How could he not have known? Was he drunk? stoned? or what?

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    Note that this incident also took place in Romania. THese people sure have had a rash of "penis" problems in that country!!!! Somebody should do something.

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    "A rash of penis problems." LOL Say that three times fast!!!

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    Is he sure he cut it off? Maybe someone stole it.
    I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for pretending to be someone I'm not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BirdieBoo
    Is he sure he cut it off? Maybe someone stole it.
    you may be on to something! This may be related?!Here's a quote from another thread:

    Mob beats penis thief to death
    A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government official to death after he was accused of causing a man's penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.





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    Stop

    It's like the witches of eastwick in here, stop, stop with the cut off, eat, burned, ripped off, bitten off etc. I now have a complex because I appear to be the only man in Europe NOT to have had a nasty accident visited on my nether regions

    'England confides that every man will do his duty'".


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    tastes like

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    Quote Originally Posted by deputylinda
    tastes like
    And you know this how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh
    I appear to be the only man in Europe NOT to have had a nasty accident visited on my nether regions
    Your day will come Hugh, your day will come

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    Hmmm

    I have now heard everything. My list is complete.
    Things will be even trickier when he goes to the powder room. He probably still has a few jewels for his jewelry chest, hmmm.

    What kind of a dog was it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Camper
    What kind of a dog was it?

    I am just going to take a wild guess that it was one of those 'weiner dogs' LOL

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