CDC warns public to prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

Sleuthster · May 21, 2011

Seriously lol:floorlaugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/ Fox news article

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency." more at link....

CDC's website

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

JBean · May 21, 2011

I have a zombie apocalypse preparedness kit under my bed right next to my ray gun.

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

JBean said:
I have a zombie apocalypse preparedness kit under my bed right next to my ray gun.

Kimster is always so helpful.

Here's an interview with the guy who came up with the plan;

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2011/05/21/nr.cdc.zombie.action.plan.cnn?hpt=T2

Kimster · May 21, 2011

I thought I LOST my ray gun and now I have proof that someone "borrowed" it!

anic:

<grabs JBean's tin foil hat and runs>

:escape:

joeskidbeck · May 21, 2011

Kimster said:
I thought I LOST my ray gun and now I have proof that someone "borrowed" it!

<grabs JBean's tin foil hat and runs>

:exit:

I was on my way to ask you if you were missing one!

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

Kimster said:
I thought I LOST my ray gun and now I have proof that someone "borrowed" it! anic:

<grabs JBean's tin foil hat and runs>

:escape:

[video=youtube;5Xan2dkMouM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xan2dkMouM[/video]

JBean · May 21, 2011

Kimster said:
I thought I LOST my ray gun and now I have proof that someone "borrowed" it! anic:

<grabs JBean's tin foil hat and runs>

:escape:

Hey! I need that hat.

Crowd-Controlling MEDUSA Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head

The Sierra Nevada Corporation claimed this week that it is ready to begin production on the MEDUSA, a damned scary ray gun that uses the "microwave audio effect" to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people's heads

http://gizmodo.com/5022355/crowd+controlling-medusa-ray-gun-puts-voices-inside-your-head

Kimster · May 21, 2011

Dang humans are in our heads again. :sigh:

theforgotten · May 21, 2011

Bring on the Zombie's!!!Lol!!!

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

JBean said:
Hey! I need that hat.

Crowd-Controlling MEDUSA Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head

The Sierra Nevada Corporation claimed this week that it is ready to begin production on the MEDUSA, a damned scary ray gun that uses the "microwave audio effect" to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people's heads

http://gizmodo.com/5022355/crowd+controlling-medusa-ray-gun-puts-voices-inside-your-head

It would be cool to make an aggressive crowd start reenacting scenes from movies.

athy · May 21, 2011

i sure hope everyone has survived the zombi apocalypse

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

athy said:
i sure hope everyone has survived the zombi apocalypse

No, I was killed, but fortunately I survive as a zombie. Anybody got any good brain recipes?

PassTheMotrin · May 21, 2011

I'm guessing you saw the car?

http://www.caradvice.com.au/119523/best-2011-new-car-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse/

peeples · May 21, 2011

This dude was planning to kill his pets before the apocolypse thankfully they were saved

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...plans-mercy-killing-of-pets-ahead-of-rapture/

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

peeples said:
This dude was planning to kill his pets before the apocolypse thankfully they were saved

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...plans-mercy-killing-of-pets-ahead-of-rapture/

:maddening::maddening::maddening:

Sleuthster · May 21, 2011

Ironically, I was just watching the Dawn of the Dead remake a couple days ago. After siting through the agonizing stupidity and decemation of one of my favorite classic movies, I was hoping that a zombie would eat my brains to put me out of my misery.:crazy:

Here's an idea, maybe...the author of this crazy cdc blog watched the same movie as I did the other day and it caused some sort of psychotic episode where he thinks zombies are after him now. I say it's time for this guy to retire.

Steely Dan · May 21, 2011

Sleuthster said:
Ironically, I was just watching the Dawn of the Dead remake a couple days ago. After siting through the agonizing stupidity and decemation of one of my favorite classic movies, I was hoping that a zombie would eat my brains to put me out of my misery.:crazy:

Here's an idea, maybe...the author of this crazy cdc blog watched the same movie as I did the other day and it caused some sort of psychotic episode where he thinks zombies are after him now. I say it's time for this guy to retire.

Post #3 contains a link to an interview with the guy who thought this up. It makes a lot of sense when he explains it.

bessie · May 22, 2011

Steely Dan said:
Post #3 contains a link to an interview with the guy who thought this up. It makes a lot of sense when he explains it.

Aw, heck, is that all? In my family, we refer to it as our hurrication plan. :floorlaugh:

Actually, it was a great idea that brought results. Three cheers for the CDC guy.

All right. Here it comes. Y'all knew it was just a matter of time.

[video=youtube;un3-Hb9wF9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s[/video]

Steely Dan · May 22, 2011

Donjeta · May 22, 2011

I woke up this morning and saw a zombie in the bathroom, then I realized I was looking in the mirror.

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