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    Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

    Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

    I will let you read the rest of the story for yourself.

    http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...t-1241835.html

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    Trying to decide if I should read it!

    Ok, off to read. My inquiring mind wants to know.
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    I read this first as "inflatable rat."

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    This part of the article made me LOL...

    The witness, who was the owner of the raft, reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop, according to records.


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    Was it consensual?

    Advantages: Doesn't talk back, doesn't require dinner, drinks or payment first.

    Maybe his inflatable doll was busted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberlyd125 View Post


    This part of the article made me LOL...

    The witness, who was the owner of the raft, reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop, according to records.


    YA, who would really want the raft back at that stage in the game. NO doubt LE has the pink raft in the evidence locker for safe keeping. DNA and all.

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    One look at the mugshot and I am certain he determined the raft to be a pink elephant or 3. This man needs some serious help, he's got more than raft problems. A dip in the pool wouldn't hurt either!

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    Um, how does a person have sex with a raft? Never mind - I don't think I want to know the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21merc7 View Post
    One look at the mugshot and I am certain he determined the raft to be a pink elephant or 3. This man needs some serious help, he's got more than raft problems. A dip in the pool wouldn't hurt either!


    Wow. what a great chuckle for today.

    They guy definitely does need some professional help!

    Article says he was arrested at least 5 times for "similar" offenses?

    Inner tubes? Rubber duckies? galoshes??? Ugh!
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    Believe it or not I've read much worse that people have had sex with. *shivers*
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    Quote Originally Posted by deelytful1 View Post


    Wow. what a great chuckle for today.

    They guy definitely does need some professional help!

    Article says he was arrested at least 5 times for "similar" offenses?

    Inner tubes? Rubber duckies? galoshes??? Ugh!
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    Maybe Nancy Grace can get him a spot on Dancing with the Stars. That would maybe straighten him out. LOL
    Last edited by Joe Friday; 08-31-2011 at 04:43 PM. Reason: typo

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    Well from the looks of him a raft might have been the best he could get. I'm just glad he wasn't hurting a child or anyone else for that matter. He does need mental help.

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    The fact that the raft was PINK just struck me funny. Guess he looked at the blue rafts and made sure he got a female coloured raft.

    Why does the phrase 'pretty in pink' keep running through my mind?
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    Who knew a raft could be such a turn-on???

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