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    FL Masturbating Cable Guy Wins Worst Customer Service Award

    So... Um... Yeah... At a loss for words...

    http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_ne...brain_feb_test

    And you thought Jim Carrey was creepy in the movie The Cable Guy! OMG, this real-life Comcast cable installer totally makes "Chip" Douglas look beyond tame. The 31-year-old named Shane Wheatley went to a 24-year-old woman's home in Sarasota, Florida (one of those states that seems to have more than its fair share of psychos!) on July 31 to install cable service and began touching himself through his shorts. (Unfortunately, it wasn't just one of those "adjustment" issues most men seem to take no issue with -- even in front of strangers.) When the young woman turned to look away, she said Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her. The woman then left the apartment. Um, no kidding?!?!
    Mug shot:

    http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/S...atley_5736513/

    CAN YOU IMAGINE!?!?!
    “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”~Oscar Wilde

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    I'm switching to satellite.
    This my opinion and to the best of my knowledge, that is, if I'm not joking.


    Stan Reid

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    Does this belong in off-beat news or beat-off news?

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    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by Cymro View Post
    Does this belong in off-beat news or beat-off news?
    LOL. Well, he did work for Comecast and he was there to install ........... never mind.

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    I have got to get cable!

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    LMAO to all the above!!

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    Maybe that was his way of testing the cable.
    It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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    I really want to make a joke but I think you guys have covered them all.

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    He misconstrued "pay per view"!

    Unless I have included a link, it is my opinion and only my opinion that I am expressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21merc7 View Post
    He misconstrued "pay per view"!
    It's Showtime.


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    OMG lololol
    Bogus too
    If he did that in front of me I would have beat him to death ~ NO pun intended !
    "Don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining" ~Judge Judy

    Revenge is beneath me , but accidents DO happen .

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    On demand!
    Judgment is not about destruction, but about setting things right.

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    LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

    Not sure why, but I keep looking for an update on this one, here's the best sentence that I have found to sum it up:

    Having failed in his romantic overture
    http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/..._guy_mastu.php
    “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”~Oscar Wilde

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    Media exposure.

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    Funny that his booking info (occupation) says he's a INSTALLER DRS.

    I'm thinking not anymore!

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