A Death Most Fowl: Turkey Crashes Into Eatery

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A Death Most Fowl: Turkey Crashes Into Eatery
Published November 25, 2011| Associated Press

...He suspects the turkey may have been roosting in a nearby tree when it "got up this morning and went for his morning flight and flew into the window."...

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/25/death-most-fowl-turkey-crashes-into-eatery/#ixzz1f35JmT1c

I was not aware that turkeys can fly but they can; http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/can-turkeys-fly-0381/

Wild turkeys feed on the ground, which may have something to do with the myth that they can't fly. The have to fly, however, because they roost in trees at night. Some accounts say they can soar up to 55 mph for short bursts.
 
Suicide?

Feeling left out because it seems like the other turkeys were receiving more honor? * Think of all the people who gathered to ohh and ahhh over the other turkeys!
 
Suicide?

Feeling left out because it seems like the other turkeys were receiving more honor? * Think of all the people who gathered to ohh and ahhh over the other turkeys!

:waitasec: He was jealous of not being chosen to adorn a Thanksgiving table, lifeless and roasted?
 
you read my mind octobermoon, bless Herb Talick *cackles*

Les Nessman "oh my God - they're turkeys!"
 

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