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    Who Steals A Margarine Truck?

    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan

    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan but margarine remains missing


    Published On: Dec 21 2011 10:23:54 AM EST

    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/S...z/-/index.html

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    It was stolen from my town.... we've all been laughing about it LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by peeples View Post
    It was stolen from my town.... we've all been laughing about it LOL
    Could you post some local media links? TIA

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    Someone who is going to do a lot of Christmas baking!!

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    Whereabouts of Trailer Loaded w. Margarine?

    I predict many reports --- from Waterloo Iowa to Fowler Michigan ---
    of golden-brown turkeys, delicious cookies, and yummy baked goods.

    JMO.

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    Someone needed to grease a lot of palms.

    http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/bro0016l.jpg

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    Who Steals A Margarine Truck?

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    The Pillsbury Dough Boy.

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    Maybe someone was in a tight spot in their life and needed a way to grease things to make it easier.

    A guy looking for a way to 'butter up' his girlfriend.
    Just when I think that I have seen the most depraved things a human can do to another human, somebody posts a new story...........

    Why is it that when a custodial parent fails to provide for a child it is called neglect and is a criminal matter. But when a non custodial parent fails to provide it is called failure to support and is a civil matter?


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    Here is the most recent newspaper link

    http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/mis...tml?mode=story

    Here is the local news station link

    http://www.kwwl.com/story/16370252/s...-still-missing

    The news paper story also talks about the truck of beef jerky that was stolen....
    we had a good laugh about that one as well

    Prior cargo thefts have included a trailer loaded with beef jerky. The trailer was found in Dubuque. There was also a load of dog food where the trailer was recovered in Michigan and a shipment of dental hygiene products that is still missing.

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    Someone who's drunk. I know someone who stole a milk float after a heavy night drinking and went around delivering free milk to half the town.


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    Quote Originally Posted by peeples View Post
    Here is the most recent newspaper link

    http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/mis...tml?mode=story

    Here is the local news station link

    http://www.kwwl.com/story/16370252/s...-still-missing

    The news paper story also talks about the truck of beef jerky that was stolen....
    we had a good laugh about that one as well

    Prior cargo thefts have included a trailer loaded with beef jerky. The trailer was found in Dubuque. There was also a load of dog food where the trailer was recovered in Michigan and a shipment of dental hygiene products that is still missing.
    I think the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier (above) gets credit for the best headline: "Missing margarine truck found --- empty; thieves slip away".

    CBS Detroit gets bonus points for including a lovely photo of the victim with their article:

    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/12/...d-in-michigan/

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes View Post
    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan

    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan but margarine remains missing


    Published On: Dec 21 2011 10:23:54 AM EST

    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/S...z/-/index.html
    Now that was a slick move!
    JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes View Post
    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan

    Stolen margarine truck found in Michigan but margarine remains missing


    Published On: Dec 21 2011 10:23:54 AM EST

    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/S...z/-/index.html
    Ha ha ha, it was probably a Norwegian doing it.... Haven't you heard that we're having a national crisis now?? We don't have butter and the shops are empty... We tried to import from Denmark, but they weren't willing because of toll prices... Even if Norway lifted the toll Denmark wouldn't export to us, because of principle and pride.

    There will be no cookies for Christmas this year. I'm not joking, this crisis is real and featured in msm every day.



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    Paula Deen

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    These thieves will never be caught. They're too slippery!
    JMO

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