murder suspect hides gun in *cough* rectum

He wanted to blow his *brains* out? :waitasec:
 
Another phrase for "poop shoot"-er lol
 
WHAT?!?! that's really shooting from the hip!!! Or oh nevermind :floorlaugh:
 
you guys are too funny!!!! omg!!!

did you see the SIZE of that gun? I mean really!!!! I cannot get over how he was able to get it all up there and still pass the squat and cough test!
 
You guys are too too funny!!!


Makes me think of some of the stories my sister used to tell me about folks who came into their ER. Oh the things people are willing to put..."there."

All I can say is "oy." Which in this case translates to: "ouch!!!!"
 
you guys are too funny!!!! omg!!!

did you see the SIZE of that gun? I mean really!!!! I cannot get over how he was able to get it all up there and still pass the squat and cough test!

BBM

I kinda want to know what that means, but think I will just live in ignorance.

:waitasec::crazy::waitasec:
 
I think this guy misunderstood the meaning of packing heat .
 
The sheriff's office said the gun was not loaded at the time, but was test fired by investigators to determine its functionality, and it was in operational condition.

I'm glad, really glad, I didn't become a cop.
 
He is probably going to be constipated from that.
 
WITN is reporting troopers were able to get the door open and had to taze Ward, who was then taken to the hospital after complaints of heart problems and being unable to walk.

YA THINK?

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
 
"The gun was functional"...unlike his rectum FCOL! :thud:
 
The deputy to the suspect: "Do you have any weapons in the car, sir?"
The suspect to the deputy: "Weapons? My *advertiser censored*!"

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he looks unhappy but it could be worse, he could have bought a rifle.
 
With the cost of health care these days it may have seemed like a cheap way to get rid of hemorroids.
 
Still stuck on this basic question.

Even pondering the act is revolting. Of all the options this guy was 'comfortable' with that one? :waitasec:

I do have this image of Cartman's flaming f*rts. :floorlaugh:
 

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