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    UK Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle

    Fire crews were called to a hospital to cut off a sex aid after a pensioner had battled for 36 hours to remove it. Bemused surgeons asked for help when the 69-year-old turned up at North Manchester General Hospital and revealed his problem.
    I lost it when I heard that the firemen may need counselling

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    England's dancing days are done...

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    I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.

    It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by longtallcold View Post



    It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant
    I'm ashamed to say I don't get it.

    Anyway, it sounds like a pain in....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post
    I'm ashamed to say I don't get it.

    Anyway, it sounds like a pain in....
    Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post
    I'm ashamed to say I don't get it.

    Anyway, it sounds like a pain in....
    Think of reverse thermodynamics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacie Estes View Post
    Think of reverse thermodynamics.
    Or like reverse hydraulics.
    You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........

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    I think Seinfeld and the "shrinkage" episode! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off.
    I thought this was up his

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    Or like reverse hydraulics.
    You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........
    ....don't forget about band camp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post
    I thought this was up his
    I think that is the produce department

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    Plans were made to use a four-inch angle grinder to remove the ring-shaped object, but eventually an air cut-off tool was selected.

    Cooling cream was applied to the area and the patient was asked to sign a form acknowledging he was aware of the dangers of the operation.


    How embarrassing! But hey, at 69 grandpa's still got it going on! (With something anyway.) Lol!

    Reminds me of the stories a friend told me. He was a paremedic in LA in the '70's. One was about one of those glass coke bottles that wouldn't come out (vacuum effect and all that) and another about braces and scissors being necessary when they arrived. Hahahaha! There were more, I just can't remember them right now for laughing to myself so hard. OMG!

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    Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wfgodot View Post
    Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.
    I was doing a good job of holding it together until that...
    WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post
    I thought this was up his

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