UK Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle

badhorsie · Jun 10, 2012

Fire crews were called to a hospital to cut off a sex aid after a pensioner had battled for 36 hours to remove it. Bemused surgeons asked for help when the 69-year-old turned up at North Manchester General Hospital and revealed his problem.
:what: I lost it when I heard that the firemen may need counselling :floorlaugh:

More at link

TrackerSam · Jun 12, 2012

I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.

longtallcold · Jun 12, 2012

:floorlaugh:

TrackerSam said:
I'm not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure ice water would have fixed the problem.

It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant

Steely Dan · Jun 12, 2012

longtallcold said:
:floorlaugh:

It's been a long day, but I am not ashamed to admit it took me a min to figure out what you meant

I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

TrackerSam · Jun 13, 2012

Steely Dan said:
I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off.

Jacie Estes · Jun 13, 2012

Steely Dan said:
I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. :waitasec:

Anyway, it sounds like a pain in.... :nevermind:

Think of reverse thermodynamics.

TrackerSam · Jun 13, 2012

Jacie Estes said:
Think of reverse thermodynamics.

Or like reverse hydraulics.
You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........

Krisy · Jun 13, 2012

I think Seinfeld and the "shrinkage" episode! LOL

Steely Dan · Jun 13, 2012

TrackerSam said:
Sit down Steely....oh you are sitting, OK. It had to be cut off, so it must have been metal, I'm thinking a ring, that fit when he put it on.....before he became aroused, and now it's too tight and has to be cut off.

I thought this was up his :censored:

Jacie Estes · Jun 13, 2012

TrackerSam said:
Or like reverse hydraulics.
You see Steely......when a man loves a woman...or an Emu, or when you need to know the time but don't have a watch and it's a sunny day, or when you're a freshman and get called to the blackboard at the worst possible moment.........

....don't forget about band camp :laughcry:

Jacie Estes · Jun 13, 2012

Steely Dan said:
I thought this was up his :censored:

I think that is the produce department

21merc7 · Jun 13, 2012

Plans were made to use a four-inch angle grinder to remove the ring-shaped object, but eventually an air cut-off tool was selected.

Cooling cream was applied to the area and the patient was asked to sign a form acknowledging he was aware of the dangers of the operation.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

How embarrassing! But hey, at 69 grandpa's still got it going on! (With something anyway.) Lol!

Reminds me of the stories a friend told me. He was a paremedic in LA in the '70's. One was about one of those glass coke bottles that wouldn't come out (vacuum effect and all that) and another about braces and scissors being necessary when they arrived. Hahahaha! There were more, I just can't remember them right now for laughing to myself so hard. OMG!

wfgodot · Jun 13, 2012

Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.

DairyGirl · Jun 14, 2012

wfgodot said:
Poor old guy got himself into a pickle, so to speak.

I was doing a good job of holding it together until that...

Soulmagent · Jun 14, 2012

Steely Dan said:
I thought this was up his :censored:

:floorlaugh:

21merc7 · Jun 14, 2012

I still can't figure out why it took 36 hours to remove!

Jacie Estes · Jun 14, 2012

21merc7 said:
I still can't figure out why it took 36 hours to remove!

He may have taken one of the Chinese herbs that was more potent than Viagra. But still that wouldn't last 36 hours; perhaps, in trying to remove the 'aid', he induced swelling, similar to trying to get a tight ring off your finger during pregnancy bloat. Then there is the embarrassment factor.

Steely Dan · Jun 14, 2012

Jacie Estes said:
He may have taken one of the Chinese herbs that was more potent than Viagra. But still that wouldn't last 36 hours; perhaps, in trying to remove the 'aid', he induced swelling, similar to trying to get a tight ring off your finger during pregnancy bloat. Then there is the embarrassment factor.

If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO

lonetraveler · Jun 14, 2012

Steely Dan said:
If you can put a finger ring on your man's thing, then you aint got much down there. JMO

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I don't think it was a ring for your finger, Steely Dan..........you know they do sell rings for male weiners.........maybe he should have paid for the "supersize" special. LOL

Steely Dan · Jun 14, 2012

lonetraveler said:
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I don't think it was a ring for your finger, Steely Dan..........you know they do sell rings for male weiners.........maybe he should have paid for the "supersize" special. LOL

Your expertise in this area intrigues me. :what: :saythat:

UK Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle

Mouth operational, brain elsewhere...

New Member

What happened to Nancy Jenkins?

Former Member

New Member

Medical Marijuana Advocate

New Member

Member

Former Member

Medical Marijuana Advocate

Medical Marijuana Advocate

New Member

Former Member

Well-Known Member

On Time Out

New Member

Medical Marijuana Advocate

Former Member

Crime Addict

Former Member

DNASolves

Online statistics

Forum statistics