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    Squid injects woman's mouth with sperm bag

    One reason (of many, imo) not to eat squid! Yuck!

    A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

    The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.



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    So sorry for the woman's pain but really, who would expect a partially boiled live animal to have total control of it's bodily functions anyway? I'm sure there was some pooping and peeing going on as well. Duh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TGIRecovered View Post
    So sorry for the woman's pain but really, who would expect a partially boiled live animal to have total control of it's bodily functions anyway? I'm sure there was some pooping and peeing going on as well. Duh!
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    BWWWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

    Yuck!!

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    Just one of many reasons I have no inclination to try squid, boiled or otherwise.

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    Yikes. I hate when that happens.

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    I want to post this on a friend's facebook wall to freak her out, but it's just too awful even for joking! .....

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    I wonder how they removed them from her mucous membranes?

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    I'm sorry, but the phrase "sperm bags" should not be allowed in a headline!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelmom View Post
    I'm sorry, but the phrase "sperm bags" should not be allowed in a headline!!!
    I don't know if you're joking or serious but that's funny!! And just the term 'sperm bag' makes me want to barf.

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    Happy ending?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TGIRecovered View Post
    So sorry for the woman's pain but really, who would expect a partially boiled live animal to have total control of it's bodily functions anyway? I'm sure there was some pooping and peeing going on as well. Duh!




    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful One View Post
    One reason (of many, imo) not to eat squid! Yuck!

    A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

    The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.



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    Well you'd think women would be able to deal with it easier, due to experience. JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful One View Post
    I don't know if you're joking or serious but that's funny!! And just the term 'sperm bag' makes me want to barf.
    A little of both. Still trying to erase the images from my brain.

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    Is she sure it was Squid and not someone named Sid?

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