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    Michael Jackson appears in bird poop

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/1439944...g-of-poop.html

    “Bad” attempts at humor about a music legend are inappropriate. So let’s stick to the facts.

    Tudor, 29, says he was driving along U.S. 30 near Big Rock on Wednesday afternoon with his girlfriend and daughters when the free-falling waste splattered onto the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville. He immediately saw the resemblance to the eccentric long-haired singer in his, well, eccentric long-haired years. It was a likeness that became more obvious “after it hardened.”

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    Speechless.

    Can't .... beat it.

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    Just looked at the photo. Yep, it's bird poop allright.
    But MJ???? GMAB
    Glove Findin'
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    not even going to touch this one.....too easy
    we need to encourage harder sentencing on those that are harming our children. our children are worth it!!

    stop the circus!! these children as all children deserve to be found and justice brought forth for what has happened to them!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by athy View Post
    not even going to touch this one.....too easy
    True.....but I must. MJ the king of poop.

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    Now this is some funny *****....

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    It's a really crappy picture. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoBeCzar View Post
    It's a really crappy picture. lol
    Ebony and ivory but definately no thriller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waitin'4thewrld2chg View Post
    Speechless.

    Can't .... beat it.



    Quote Originally Posted by momtective View Post
    Now this is some funny *****....


    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    Ebony and ivory but definately no thriller.


    The world is overpopulated and so we need to do something about it, it would seem. I am NOT advocating murder, but there should be a panel of people to decide who stays here on earth and who is sent to colonize Mars. It wouldn't be for political reasons, sports fan reasons, religious reasons, or personal reasons. It would only meet when stuff like this comes up. The only reason it would be given authority is to decide who is too stupid to occupy space on this planet.

    This would be a perfect case to analogize my meaning. Anybody who pays for this bird poop image of Michael Jackson should be deemed unsuitable for occupation on earth and sent to Mars to be a laborer in helping to establish a base on the planet. They could be builders, help set up scientific equipment under supervision and once in awhile someone could be coaxed into taking off their helmet to see if the atmosphere is breathable yet.

    I know what you're thinking. Why would we want dumb people to populate Mars. Well they could "accidentally" be sterilized before the trip and the smart scientists, who would supervise them, wouldn't be.

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    To look on the bright side, the kid is not my son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post











    The world is overpopulated and so we need to do something about it, it would seem. I am NOT advocating murder, but there should be a panel of people to decide who stays here on earth and who is sent to colonize Mars. It wouldn't be for political reasons, sports fan reasons, religious reasons, or personal reasons. It would only meet when stuff like this comes up. The only reason it would be given authority is to decide who is too stupid to occupy space on this planet.

    This would be a perfect case to analogize my meaning. Anybody who pays for this bird poop image of Michael Jackson should be deemed unsuitable for occupation on earth and sent to Mars to be a laborer in helping to establish a base on the planet. I know what you're thinking. Why would we want dumb people to populate Mars. Well they could "accidentally" be sterilized before the trip and the smart scientists, who would supervise them, wouldn't be.
    Agreed. This person must work in the post office or some other government job and probably makes $100K.



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