A Changji couple, Xu Xianmin and his wife, both of Xinjiang province, China, claim that they locked up their one-room home, only to return to find that it had been trashed.
“When I was picking up things from the other side of the table, I suddenly touched something cold and slippery, and it was moving!” It was an “No thieves would leave a giant fish in the house while stealing nothing.” enormous catfish.
“All we can imagine is that the catfish somehow sneaked into the house in the time between us opening the door and then leaving for work.”


Apparently the catfish knew what time they left for work and was waiting by the door. It must have been after catfood. "The river ran dry. I wonder if I can come in and use your phone?"