Airport guards catch man smuggling rare primate in his pants

TrackerSam · Sep 10, 2012

Is that a loris in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

He had a primate in his underpants.

That's the explanation airport guards at New Delhi's Indira Gandhi International Airport gave Sunday for detaining a man from the United Arab Emirates who allegedly had the tiny, big-eyed critter hidden in his underwear.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/10/world/asia/india-airport-primate-smuggling/index.html

peeples · Sep 10, 2012

Authorities found a second loris abandoned in a trash can. They sent both to wildlife authorities,

Poor babies

They are sooo cute!

tlcya · Sep 10, 2012

I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The old baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey he got drunk
And sat on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and went down on his knees
And what became of the monk?

Answer: He was hanging out in the guys junk. :sick:

athy · Sep 15, 2012

those loris are so cute i wouldn't mind having one myself. but promise i'd do it legally, since it can't be done i'll just dream lol

hambirg · Sep 16, 2012

tlcox said:
I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The old baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey he got drunk
And sat on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and went down on his knees
And what became of the monk?

Answer: He was hanging out in the guys junk. :sick:

HA! :floorlaugh:

At least it wasn't a gerbil. :what:

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