ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY, I THINK..
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

"The 42-year-old woman, whose name was not released, was convicted on nuisance charges after she allegedly spent weeks masquerading as a ghost and making mysterious noises, Austrian television reported.

Police captured the woman on videotape after the jittery owner, who employed the suspect's husband, begged authorities in the alpine province of South Tyrol to solve the mystery"