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    Inside Job Woman Stashes Crack For Her Boo In Lady Parts

    It's love in the hood Police Chielf Michael Chitwood said.

    Basically some nutter went to buy crack in Upper Darby at 5:00AM. Once making his connection the Sicklerville, New Jersey man got a gun in the face and told to go into the store and get more loot out of the ATM. He calls police.

    No gun was found, but the dealers girl was walking kind of funny and so would you if ya had 36 caps of crack up your coochie. The dealer boyfriend told police it was his crack.


    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/pe...r_her_boo.html

    Moral of story don't sell crack, don't go for the ride with your beau who sells crack and for Lord sake don't be coming from Sicklerville to UD to buy your dang drugs. Oh yeah and no gun was found. Chitwood did not speculate where that could be.

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    Cracked me up!

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    One article I just read had the heading "Woman hides cocaine in her wuwu at Wawa" Note a Wawa is a store opened 24/7 and has ATM's inside.

    Another was "When being a ride or die chick goes wrong". Sad too this is a pretty girl.

    CRACKED ya up, Peliman

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    Thread Title o' the Year!

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    Yuck... wonder what happens when she has to make change for a buyer?
    Judgment is not about destruction, but about setting things right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zippitydoda View Post
    Yuck... wonder what happens when she has to make change for a buyer?

    Ching Ching


    In all honesty drug dealers don't make change. Then again nobody buying crack calls the cops either.

    Speaking of money they got beat ummm probably about $165 bucks.

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    I both laughed and felt sick at the same time!
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