Shotgun wedding? Iowa jeweler offers free rifles for customers who buy $2K ring

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Shotgun wedding? Iowa jeweler offers free rifles for customers who buy $2K engagement rings

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa – Have you spent your life hunting for the perfect wife? Maybe you have met the one but are feeling gun shy?

An Iowa jeweler is offering free rifles for husbands-to-be who spend at least $1,999 on an engagement ring at his store near Iowa City.
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Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/1...-for-customers-who-buy-2k/print#ixzz29YqMsqQt
 
I've clearly spent too much time here because my first thought was that I hope none of those guys end up shooting the wife with the rifle.
 
I've clearly spent too much time here because my first thought was that I hope none of those guys end up shooting the wife with the rifle.

I thought the same thing too. :what:
 

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