Man arrested after being caught using mubobobo at bus terminus

POLICE in Zvishavane say they are holding a man after he was allegedly caught using mubobobo on a woman at a busy bus terminus on Tuesday.

Clifford Mavete (27), is accused of using black magic through which it is claimed a man can have sex with a woman without physical contact.

Superintendent Robert Mugazambi, the deputy officer commanding Zvishavane and Mberengwa districts, said Mavete was likely to be charged with public indecency.

The Chronicle reports that Mavete was seen "sweating and exhibiting an expression synonymous with that of a person engaging in sex while his eyes were glued at the woman who was standing in front of him."

The newspaper reports that some rank marshals at the Mandava Long Distance Bus Terminus became suspicious "after noticing the man's movements" and confronted him.

A witness told the Chronicle: "That's when the victim, a middle-aged woman, came out of her trance-like state and told the people who had gathered that she was having some unusual funny feelings in her private parts."

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Herding Cats said:

I learned a new word too! Man, what a story. No contact sex, arrest for indecency...yup, what a way to start a Monday morning! LOL.

I wonder if that'd fly here where I live.

911: What's your emergency?
Caller: This dude, he's doing mubobobo on me.
911: What?
Caller: mubobobo! Where you have sex without contact!
911: What?
Caller: mubobobo! Aughhh, I've got funny feelings in my private parts!
911: Hold the line...
(911 calls for the psychiatric evaluation team)
Caller: Hurry! I didn't say yes, and now I feel funny in my private parts!!!
911: What???

ROFL...

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Herding Cats

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nervous_nellie said:

i wonder what kind of penalty this mubobobo carries?? do they have a registered mubobobo offender list????

black magic ...hmm... they must have a big problem over there, lol


eta: couldnt a person just wear sunglasses to avoid this type of attack?

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oh_gal said:

Or...or...or....those mirrored glasses and then it just zap the original "zapper"...unless everyone had them...then it would ricochet...kindo of like a m'orgy.

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nervous_nellie said:

oh my...i bet mobobobo with ones self would be considered obscene too! :floorlaugh: especially in public

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TrackerSam said:

Judge: How do you plead?
Mavete: Not guilty your honor.
Judge: Were you practicing mubobobo?
Mavete: Oh yes I was, but not with her. I was casting to the woman behind her and my mubobobo slipped.


Wait till Gloria Alred hears about this.

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oh_gal said:

Or...or...or....those mirrored glasses and then it just zaps the original "zapper"...unless everyone had them...then it would ricochet...kind of like a m'orgy.

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tlcox said:

Too funny, I am cryng right now. Can't even imagine what self mubobob would look like.

Cackling and crying.

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nervous_nellie said:

eta: couldnt a person just wear sunglasses to avoid this type of attack?

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TrackerSam said:

Would an aluminum foil cap be considered a condom or a diaphragm?

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TrackerSam said:

Would an aluminum foil cap be considered a condom or a diaphragm?

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