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Steely Dan · Nov 18, 2012

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/280768/8/Report-Woman-arrested-after-masturbating-in-Starbucks

Report: Woman arrested after masturbating in Starbucks
12:59 PM, Nov 2, 2012

Bradenton, Florida -- A woman enjoying herself a little too much at a Manatee County Starbucks was arrested on drug charges Thursday.

The Smoking Gun reports police were called to a Bradenton Starbucks because staff saw a woman masturbating in their lobby....

Maybe she just burned her labia like that lady at McDonald's. :dunno:

Maybe she had an itchin that needed to be scratched? :dunno:

Maybe she just rubbed the Starbucks staff the wrong way. :dunno:

I don't see why the Starbucks staff got their panties all bunched up about this. :tsktsk:

TrackerSam · Nov 20, 2012

She works next door to the Starbucks and gets off at 5:15 every day.

tlcya · Nov 20, 2012

nasty.

Davia18 · Nov 20, 2012

Guess she really really likes coffee YUCK

wfgodot · Nov 20, 2012

The latte must have had its way with her.

bogeygal · Nov 20, 2012

She look's either stoned or drunk in the photo. Maybe she thought she was still home!

Yuck is right....EWWW

norest4thewicked · Nov 20, 2012

TrackerSam said:
She works next door to the Starbucks and gets off at 5:15 every day.

Geez...so she couldn't wait to get home? :what:

SwampMama · Nov 20, 2012

The best part of any story like this is ALWAYS the comments from you guys!!! ROFL!!

norest4thewicked · Nov 20, 2012

She told the officer that she had either an infection or a spider bite. I can only imagine the look on the officers face when she told him this. I've worked for LE agencies in the past and can tell you that without a doubt, the rest of the officers will NEVER let this officer live this one down! lol

So, just to clarify...officer is dispatched to a Starbucks regarding a woman masturbating in the lobby. I'm sure that the male officers had to draw straws to see who would go on this call because they were fighting over who got to go. Then, the officer arrives, only to see the woman above (who does not conjure up ANY type of fantasy)!

THEN, it gets worse. I wonder how far he backed up when she told him that she had an infection or a spider bite???

LOL...you just can't make this stuff up!!!

IHAVENOCLUE · Nov 20, 2012

Maybe she thought Starbucks coffee comes in size "the BIG O"?

Donjeta · Nov 20, 2012

Starbucks new advertizing slogan:

Starbucks - the place to come.

wfgodot · Nov 20, 2012

Starbucks should have known this would happen after they introduced their G-Spot Mocha Deelite.

amazing-sea-monkey · Nov 20, 2012

So, would we now call it the "grande'" O? :what:

Steely Dan · Nov 21, 2012

TrackerSam said:
She works next door to the Starbucks and gets off at 5:15 every day.

SwampMama said:
The best part of any story like this is ALWAYS the comments from you guys!!! ROFL!!

That's why I post them! :laughcry:

Donjeta said:
Starbucks new advertizing slogan:

Starbucks - the place to come.

wfgodot said:
Starbucks should have known this would happen after they introduced their G-Spot Mocha Deelite.

amazing-sea-monkey said:
So, would we now call it the "grande'" O? :what:

:tsktsk:

Elley Mae · Nov 21, 2012

Steely Dan said:
http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/280768/8/Report-Woman-arrested-after-masturbating-in-Starbucks

Report: Woman arrested after masturbating in Starbucks
12:59 PM, Nov 2, 2012

Bradenton, Florida -- A woman enjoying herself a little too much at a Manatee County Starbucks was arrested on drug charges Thursday.

The Smoking Gun reports police were called to a Bradenton Starbucks because staff saw a woman masturbating in their lobby....

Maybe she just burned her labia like that lady at McDonald's. :dunno:

Maybe she had an itchin that needed to be scratched? :dunno:

Maybe she just rubbed the Starbucks staff the wrong way. :dunno:

I don't see why the Starbucks staff got their panties all bunched up about this. :tsktsk:

Just Maybe.

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