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    Woman injured in sex toy mishap

    And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    http://www.9news.com/news/article/11...yssey=obinsite

    Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    http://www.9news.com/news/article/11...yssey=obinsite

    Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out .
    Ok, let's analyze this step by step;

    Agreeing to make love-Good
    Agreeing to use a sex toy- Good if you like it.
    Adding a power tool to the equation-Bad idea.
    Apparently not practicing before the first time with said power tool and toy-Very stupid idea.
    Not being extremely cautious and gentle while using the combination for the first time-Stupid.

    Total score = just shy of absolute moron. JMO

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    Did this article pop up on a current news feed? It happened 12:39 PM, Mar 10, 2009.


    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerSam View Post
    And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    http://www.9news.com/news/article/11...yssey=obinsite

    Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out .
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    Quote Originally Posted by rossva View Post
    Did this article pop up on a current news feed? It happened 12:39 PM, Mar 10, 2009.
    Yes it did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Dan View Post
    Ok, let's analyze this step by step;

    Agreeing to make love-Good
    Agreeing to use a sex toy- Good if you like it.
    Adding a power tool to the equation-Bad idea.
    Apparently not practicing before the first time with said power tool and toy-Very stupid idea.
    Not being extremely cautious and gentle while using the combination for the first time-Stupid.

    Total score = just shy of absolute moron. JMO
    I think you give this man and his partner waaaay more credit than they deserve!
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