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    Talking Lawsuit filed in AZ - Coyote V. Acme

    http://www.torinfo.com/justforlaughs/coyote_v_acme.html

    Coyote V. Acme
    IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT,
    SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT, TEMPE, ARIZONA
    CASE NO. B19294, JUDGE JOAN KUJAVA, PRESIDING
    Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff
    -v.-
    Acme Company, Defendant

    Opening Statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote:

    My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering causes as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.

    Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labelling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation....

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    Physics teachers all over the US must devote time every school to un-teaching The Acme School of Physics.

    Maybe this will help?

    Laughing

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    Well Wile E Coyote lost a court case against Beep Beep Roadrunner on TV Farce "Night Court" and was warned not to chase road Roadrunner....


    Besides Wile E Coyote has a ACME Credit card.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PFF View Post
    Well Wile E Coyote lost a court case against Beep Beep Roadrunner on TV Farce "Night Court" and was warned not to chase road Roadrunner....


    Besides Wile E Coyote has a ACME Credit card.....
    I remember that Night Court. That was funny!



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