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    Breast size determines personality

    Pancakes anyone?

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    An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

    According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

    He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

    The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

    For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

    Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

    Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

    Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

    Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

    A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."


    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1294905.html?menu=

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    Casshew , your ahoot! You find it all!!! You nut!!!

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    I love the bizarre news forum

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    Cass you so come up with THE Strangest things!

    And, well, I really don't want anyone to enlighten me on this,
    but what in the world are pear-shaped breasts?!

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    I don't see a mention of raisin breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sally
    I don't see a mention of raisin breasts.
    Honey, raisins are not a fruit...........used to be.....but not anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueclouds
    Honey, raisins are not a fruit...........used to be.....but not anymore.
    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueclouds
    Honey, raisins are not a fruit...........used to be.....but not anymore.
    Dried fruit is still fruit.

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    That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Maybe none of those women wanted to have sex with HIM, did he ever think of that?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeana (DP)
    That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Maybe none of those women wanted to have sex with HIM, did he ever think of that?????
    LMAO I LIKE YOUR THEORY BETTER. That's probably EXACTLY what happened!


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    hi cass!

    pancakes - kind, friendly, funny, creative, intelligent ...


    'A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

    although i don't think you can characterize women that way. i dated a women with those and she wasn't anything like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lex
    hi cass!

    pancakes - kind, friendly, funny, creative, intelligent ...


    'A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

    although i don't think you can characterize women that way. i dated a women with those and she wasn't anything like that.

    Oh LEX how did I know you were going to respond to this post..... CALL PSYCHIC CAREY AT 555-4355

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    Quote Originally Posted by lex
    hi cass!

    pancakes - kind, friendly, funny, creative, intelligent ...
    Thats me! but you left out incredibly sexy

    Quote Originally Posted by lex
    'A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

    although i don't think you can characterize women that way. i dated a women with those and she wasn't anything like that.
    So what did they look like??

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueclouds
    Oh LEX how did I know you were going to respond to this post..... CALL PSYCHIC CAREY AT 555-4355

    hi PSYCHIC CAREY ! lol. you should have read the thread i deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew
    Thats me! but you left out incredibly sexy .....
    i know cass, sorry.

    So what did they look like??
    they looked just like ordinary pears. see link below...

    http://www.acclaimimages.com/_galler...10-2129_SM.jpg

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