LOL Steely. It won;t happen to me, i can't kill him cuz i need him to paddle the boat for me and carry me from the boat thru the mud so I don't get stuck and get my boots all muddy. I'm kinda short, ya know.
But I do love this little known case where there were alligators seen in the swamp fighting over a canvas wrapped object which turned out to be a murder victim's body. And the man who was killed just happened to have been a known child molester. Justice, swamp style. It's featured on the show Cold Case Files under the name "One Night on the Bayou"
http://livedash.ark.com/transcript/...anor)/612/KICU/Monday_January_18_2010/169738/
00:00:00 30 that morning, I was driving down the road and observed a couple of alligators in a tug-of-war with something that looked like an old sail.
00:00:12 >> Narrator: Wrapped inside the sail, the alligators find a body.
00:00:16 >> And then later on in the morning, I guess the alligators were able to get the sail from around the body, and proceeded to start eating the limbs off.
00:00:23 >> Narrator: Police move in, but the gators are reluctant to surrender their prize.
00:00:30 >> They were playing tug-of-war for a good while with this alligator, and two more alligators, actually smaller than the first one, grabbed on to the body.
00:00:41 >> Narrator: What is left of the body is brought to the coroner's office in orleans parish.
00:00:46 >> And we noticed that the hands were tied behind his back and tied in a hog-tied fashion to the ankles.
00:00:55 >> Narrator: The bindings rule out any finding of an accidental death.
I had written about this case before on WS sumarizing it by saying
"Lester Hansen (a child molester a man convicted of child molestation, first in Alabama, then in Louisiana) was found in a bayou, wrapped in a sail and being eaten by alligators. The alligators were having a tug of war over the body and what remained of it was retrieved by police. In new orleans, Lester Hansen worked for the city's recreational department, with easy access to children. Ricky Alford was the father of some of those children and was known to be the type who would take matters in his own hands and deal out his own justice.