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  1. #1
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    Former Officer Charged for flashing his Banana

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...flasher_arrest

    GREENWICH, Conn. - A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people.



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    "Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants," Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.


    Bertana would allegedly greet passersby on the busy street while trying to draw attention, Petrone said. At times, he placed a bag in front of his pants, then moved it and show the bulge, he said.


    "It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it."


    Bertana was released on a $5,000 bond for a March 21 appearance in Stamford Superior Court in Stamford.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfmom

    "It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it."

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    lol ! that reminds me ...

    2 guys were in miami on spring break when the one guy askes the other, " how do you get so many babes? i see you with a different one every nite." other guy, " i'll tell you a secret, when i go to the beach i put a banana in my swim suit, works every time."

    next day at the beach the one guy walks up and saz, "i tried it but it doesn't seem to work. in fact the girls seem to run away when i approach."
    other guy looks down and saz, " no, your supposed to put the banana in the 'front' of your suit!"

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    ariel7 is offline For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
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    I like bananas...

    I like bananas because they have no bones.

    This oughtta be his theme song:

    "I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)" by Chris Yacich

    Standing by the fruit store on the corner
    Once I heard a customer complain
    You never seem to show
    The fruit we all love so

    That's why bus'ness hasn't been the same

    I don't like your peaches,
    They are full of stones
    I like bananas because they have no bones!

    Don't give me tomatoes,
    Can't stand ice-cream cones
    I like bananas because they have no bones!

    No matter where I go,
    With Susie, May or Anna
    I want the world to know,
    I must have my bananas


    Cabbages and onions
    Hurt my singing tones
    I like bananas because they have no bones!

    Wish I could find the tune for y'all.
    Love,
    Ariel
    Last edited by ariel7; 03-18-2005 at 09:14 AM. Reason: to add something

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    This is too funny....
    Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants," Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.

    Hello..911?
    I'd like to report an old man in extremely tight pants and an obvious bulge.
    Hello......?
    Hello?????


    Sudzi

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    Cass - those dancing bananas made me laugh out loud!!! I love it.



    Quote Originally Posted by Casshew

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    Just when I thought we were graduating past the peni