Former Officer Charged for flashing his Banana

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GREENWICH, Conn. - A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people.



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"Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants," Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.


Bertana would allegedly greet passersby on the busy street while trying to draw attention, Petrone said. At times, he placed a bag in front of his pants, then moved it and show the bulge, he said.


"It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it."


Bertana was released on a $5,000 bond for a March 21 appearance in Stamford Superior Court in Stamford.

golfmom said:

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"It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it."

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lol ! that reminds me ...

2 guys were in miami on spring break when the one guy askes the other, " how do you get so many babes? i see you with a different one every nite." other guy, " i'll tell you a secret, when i go to the beach i put a banana in my swim suit, works every time."

next day at the beach the one guy walks up and saz, "i tried it but it doesn't seem to work. in fact the girls seem to run away when i approach."
other guy looks down and saz, " no, your supposed to put the banana in the 'front' of your suit!"

I like bananas because they have no bones.

This oughtta be his theme song:

"I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)" by Chris Yacich

Standing by the fruit store on the corner
Once I heard a customer complain
You never seem to show
The fruit we all love so
That's why bus'ness hasn't been the same

I don't like your peaches,
They are full of stones
I like bananas because they have no bones!

Don't give me tomatoes,
Can't stand ice-cream cones
I like bananas because they have no bones!

No matter where I go,
With Susie, May or Anna
I want the world to know,
I must have my bananas

Cabbages and onions
Hurt my singing tones
I like bananas because they have no bones!

Wish I could find the tune for y'all.
Love,
Ariel

This is too funny....
Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants," Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.

Hello..911?
I'd like to report an old man in extremely tight pants and an obvious bulge.
Hello......?
Hello?????
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Cass - those dancing bananas made me laugh out loud!!! I love it.


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Casshew said:

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Just when I thought we were graduating past the peni :doh: :doh: