Steven Seale told police he was tripping. Seale high on laced weed took a child and laid in the middle of a street with cars whizzing by and begged to be killed.

Police fearing other children at home may get to the pot asked where it was. They were shocked at the answer. Seale told them he had two pounds of weed and guns in the basement.

Just flippin brilliant.

The little one is fine and was returned to mom. Drugs were found in a pink diaper bag. Just great.